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# Long time listener, first time caller


Surely bindun. lots... but it's newbie Tuesday so I'm going to start with a nice easy one. Is this good enough for wooyaying posts?
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I would say so.
Excellent name, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# HOUPLA!
s'ok.
but then i've not been on for ages and i'm just getting a quick fix!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# welcome aboard.
sucker!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yes.
I'd be honoured to have that... if I had the talent (and software) to produce anything.

Woo, yay, right backatcha
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# try this, it's free
www.getpaint.net/

and it's none too shoddy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ooooh....
Ta!

*checks URL for horsey nonsense before clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# and failing that
the gimp (www.gimp.org and no horseage there either) works on windows, mac osx and linux. if you use anything other than those three you're probably too nerdy to do pictures anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hello nooby person
welcome to b3ta you'll never leave, take a stool kitten and goatse and see where that gets you.

have a wooyay yourself.

PS: click your L plate.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh FAQ it...
I did read before I posted. Did I miss something? Has my lack of b3taquette ended up insulting some helpless orphan in Uzbekistan?

:(
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# nope just ensuring that the faq is read
to save you from surprise b3ta bumsecks

and besides, b3ta humour is offending helpless orphans in Uzbekistan.

You'll fit right in!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ^
I like this one

Can I keep him? I'll walk him every day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# he's not just for christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I know
I can stick him in an Egg for Easter too
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# You read the FAQ BEFORE you posted?
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Chill, it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Houpla!
Welcome.

Pull up a kitten and shop us a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hello new person
this is a pun or a play on words.
welcome!
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# A noob getting it right?
That'll be the daewoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I'm going to pinch you for that one.
*PEEEENNNNNNNCH*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Ouch!
hey hey ttssrraatt how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Goes badly, as always. Sat in the sun for a bit though. I might go sit some more in a little.
How goes it your end, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# What a lovely start.
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
please accept your complimentary kitten, goatse, mindbleach and CDC.

You'll do well here, I can tell*
*for I am psychic
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
ic o
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/36845
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)