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# Dynamite surfing the sequel, Dynamite Surfing 2!!!
Check out this awesome sequel to the origional Quicksilver Dynamite Surfing vid. The boys are back and this time its bigger, badder and much more explosive!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8v1ckHaxZU
(bhbeale, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *ahem*
Could you take a look at the FAQ?

/links board may be better....

Edit: And also - for use of the word 'awesome', you get this:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
#
I hope that's shopped...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Sadly,
no!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh christ is it male or female
if it's male it makes me feel so much better about myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'll go and ask.
*goes and asks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Pffftt...
I read that as "I'll go and arse"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ^ needs more optician
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# eye cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Well, they could probably help with that,
I'm guessing.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# pffft...
awesome should only be used in the phrase

"Awesomo power!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ^ what he said
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Release the hounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# shame we've not got a board for posting links on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Ummm...
Anyone want to join me in my bunker? I've got tea and biccies...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *necks freshly made, scalding hot tea*
*joins*
*holds out cup for tea refill*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *pours*
Oh what a lovely flaming, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Positively delightful!
*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hob-nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hob-nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ^This kind only I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# If you have herbal tea on ice...
I'm there!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ponce
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# frozen compost juice?
are you mad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Iced herbal tea?
Oh lord... umm... I've only got Ginger, Echinacea and Peppermint I'm afraid, if you want anything different I'll have to pop to the shops...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Bourbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Jack Daniels, please.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Jack Daniels and Pastries??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# The *best* combo
ever.

100% truth - ^ right there.

Edit: combo breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ooh no, can't be doing with whisky-type things
I'll have the pastries, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ahh, you don't have to worry about *drinking* it!
Do what I do, just use an intravenous drip.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
Pastries Pie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Bourbons!
He said the magic word!

You win today's star prize which today is a... erm...

*checks pockets*

sweaty wallet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I have some rather lovely pastries I could bring along...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# How simply marvellous!
Best. Bunker. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I say, sounds jolly nice
tho I just had a magnificent bacon/lettuce/tomato/onion baguette

so may have to forgo a biccie or two
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
#
window licker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# stick this on the links board, you mother!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ^ What they all said... and probably those as well ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Do you work for Quiksilver?
That sounds a lot like marketing bollocks. If so, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# LOL
Excellent, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ARF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# OH HAI THAR AM IT TUESDAY TIEM NOW? I CAN HAZ B3TA POATS???????????????
OH LMAO WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!!
FAQ IS 4 TARDS@!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN NOTICE THE
Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
RIGHT ABOVE DIS MESSAGE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# don't know what it's about but you mentioned surfing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# \o/
Henry!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# aehehehehehehehhehehehehe wipeout
budduhbudduhbuddudduuddduudddduddududuh
budduhbudduhbuddudduuddduudddduddududuh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Surfing rawks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Woo
And it looks like my call for reposts came late :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# flaming and reposts
are why god invented tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You're a wise man
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You, Sir, are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I think more threads like this
should smoothly turn into repost threads rather than "repost a flame picture" threads.

In this spirit I just unearthed this gem from the ninja challenge late last year from my "My Images" search thing, which I offer up to you now for no reason other than its crapness entertains me.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Whoa ninja lightsaber buttplug!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# He looks alarmingly serious about it
I think he was trying to work it deeper and then realised he forgot lube and is now trying to work it back out again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it;s just a random spam monkey
click that button that says ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'd rather repost crap
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Anus
I'd be interested if posting such crap actually increases your sales or even indeed your hit rate

B3ta is full of mardy bastards (myself included) who would read your post as

"Please never buy a Quiksilver product ever ever again"

and I'm happy to comply. So that's one lost customer.

Do the customers you gain outweigh the ones you lose? My guess is No.

Conclusion: Not only have you embarrassed yourself and your company on a heavily read interweb site, you've actually decreased your customer base.

Good Job.
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I doubt this is actually related to Quiksilver.
The original video was one of those "is it real" ones, whereas this one is shite in a cup.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# How did you post a mirror on the boar . . .
oh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Viscount Hattington....
bless you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# surfing you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *picks up phone*
*dials the appropriate number*
"hello, yes, can you connect me to the give a fuck department"

"what? you say that nobody is available to give a fuck currently, ok, I might try and phone back later, that's if I give a fuck myself, bye"

I still love you really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# fail
well done adverbot, you suck. How about studying the nuances of places like this before ploughing in and making yourself look a dickhead.

Take you'r viral and stick it. Ass-munch.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# oh jesus
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, archived)