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# Good moaning,
boo only 22days of photoshop left before my trial runs out.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Oh hang on.
Erm, I'll get the wife to give me the link, but we bought the full adobe creative suite recently for a couple of hundred or thereabours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# link for what?
just so you know i may or may not have a completely legal copy. It may possibly be a "back up" copy ;)
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Link for the site where we got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yeah but you paid for it.
I am but a lowly pleb who spends all his money on beer and fags
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Well.....don't, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i'd like the link.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Noted, when I get home tonight I'll ask him to grab it for me
it's favourited on his computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# orsum.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I've written it on my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# now that's COMMITMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# You knows it.
The things I do for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I'd like it too
because unless you have bought a student version from a licensed reseller I'll be amazed if that's a legal purchase. If it is I'll be very pissed off that mine cost me £700+ from Adobe and that included my 2+ previously licensed product discount. ( I'm talking CS3 btw I'm sure you can get older products more cheaply )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I'll have a look.
The wife certainly thought it was all above board, it's all registered with adobe and everything.

But hey, what do I know, eh? *shrugs*

Hello by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hello Miss.
I forgot to say that's £724 update price. The full price was beyond a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I only know what I've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Noons awl
I don't know what I've been told but a big leg woman aint got no soul dan na ner ner nanananerner
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I really don't mind
m'lady. I'd have been happy to tell you how to get it for free if you had not bought anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *drops robe*
Honey, I know how to get things for free.


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Adobe are as bad as Autodesk for shafting their customers
on upgrades. If you can stick the learning curve try Corel Draw. It's far cheaper and comes with a Photoshop type thing called Photo-paint. It's cheaper, but I get a few compatablity issues with Illustrator. That said, it's Corel Draw 12, which is about 5 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I have Corel Draw X4
and Painter X plus Paint shop pro X and PSP Photo X2.
Corel and I go waaaay back. Oh yeah, I forgot knockout 2. I have that also.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *waves* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hello GORGEOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Trial versions *are* legal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# they tend to get a bit miffed when you extend the trial for a couple of years though
i still haven't given mine a full appraisal, these things take time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Well I didn't talk about extending of the trial... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# its the full version
it just wont authorise
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ? Wobbly is confused?

D-Fenz, are you Captain Wows Wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# nope
would be nice though
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Bought?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah, we needed the entire suite
plus it's for business purposes, so should be as kosher as money allows, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Dun you got this yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/8373058
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Buying?
You're still in the dark ages.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not having my partner's business dreams
ruined by using pirated software. It's too dangerous, I'd rather just be above board when it comes to these things.

Plus it's really not that much money, we earn enough to cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# and counting
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# tick tock tick tock
the seconds of you life, ticking away tick tock tick tock, don't waste your life on the internet or at work tick tock tick tock quick, do something before it's too late tock tick tock tick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# how alarming!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8312317
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# You should crack it...
Photoshop is an amazing piece of kit.. must have taken thousands of man hours to create.. But im not going to reward that hard work financialy.. just because im an arsehole...

Cool pic by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# BACK TO THE VIKING MUSEM WITH YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Woo!
Well Viking does translate as Pirate!

Things b3ta has taught me about my Viking ways..

I revel in the gore and humour surrounding an infected legwound...

I refuse to pay for manythings that deserve payment

I am suspicious of Horseraddish...


(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Does it?
I'm part Viking and all pirate.


This is ace for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# That's what the lazy people believe. ;)
We in the know think it comes from Vikja meaning deviants ( in the context of different or exiles ) because the Vikings were never a nationality but 'those who travelled abroad'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# My ex was obsessed with Vikings, Odinism and the like.
If I'd have paid attention to anything he said instead of zoning out and thinking 'you're really fit, you look like a viking David Coverdale, but you adore the sound of your own voice far too much' I'd probably know that already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# don't forget the joys of
joy enducing mushrooms... and orgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# My theory is
if I can't afford to buy it, who am i ripping off by downloading it?

They get fuck all either way
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# um...
if you can't afford it, don't use it. Try elements, which is cheaper, or GIMP which is free.

pffft, like I believe this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I know someone who tested that arguement with adobe
to back up his case, he sent them a copy of his bank statement.

I cried a little when I heard
(Stranger hates the sun on his laptop screen, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# as long as you aren't using it for any financial gain whatsoever I think that's fine
If however you were making money from shopping images and say, submitting them to a magazine, I'd suggest you have another think about what you're doing and maybe invest in a legal copy of Paint Shop Pro X which you can afford twice over with each Nuts image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yeah
but I do those at work cos I havent got a tablet at home
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I agree
the developers got paid regardless.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Promise?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I dont mean that as nastily as it sounds I just couldnt think of anything clever to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# OOOOOooooooowwwww
*Lifts handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# which bros boy is this is it ant or dec
i always get them confused.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# oh dear
its me i think i'm going to go hang myself. mind you it could have been worse. you could have compared me to either dick or dom
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# that's a nasty looking wrist sprain you have there
judging from the amount of strapping it's got on it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Use MSPaint..

It's Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# i did once it were reet fun

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# O......K......
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# indeed
paint are good
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I'll come back on the board in 22 days then
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# bring food
please
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You need to eat more pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Peer-to-peer software is your friend
Get Limewire or Azureus BitTorrent client and download the fuck out of a cracked version of CS3*

*may be considered illegal
(Stoopid_Faaka, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# eew limewire
hello virtumonde.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# did that
forgot to run my virus software. and myy computer got the bad aids
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yeah, that can happen
Some cleansing might be required after first installing it.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# torrent sites are your friend
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, archived)