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# Missing blurb...


I am notoriously awful at describing my work and, for my art project, have to write a humourous/serious summary of three of my animations.

Could you lend an old b3tard a hand?

EDIT: these are the videos
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YCmyRB7tRJ8
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5hg5IXeRFIA
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6VmtEYiRLoA

(In exchange, I'll work really hard and get you a new animation by tomorrow)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# 'a touching story of love against all the odds'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Better than other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Wouldn't we need to know which 3 animations?
Or something generic...

"Bulbous-headed line drawings go at each other in increasingly brutal... hahahahahaha! Jesus! Fuck yeah!"

or

"Butter by name, butter by lubricant of choice for violent anal rape a la Tubby Brando."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# bit of both.
ill post the links for them on the Tube of You.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# No youchoob at work for me
but it'll no doubt be useful/entertainging for others too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ey oop, Waspy!
Waspy!Didya see Cherie BLAAAAAAAAARRB! earlier?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I saw it literally 30 seconds ago!
- D - linked me to it from the Formby one below.

I was largely entertained by her. It's a good series.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# A series of animated shorts
Better than animated trousers anyway.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# "LOOK OUT"
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ^The opening sentence.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# heh.
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# What kind of blurb- funny or serious?
If you're not going for serious I'd say

'Gentle, evocative art for children and adults of all ages, expecially those with nervous dispositions'

Otherwise I'd go for

'The animated rantings of someone far saner than you can ever imagine.'

failing that:

'Man, he explode or go stabby stabby or both.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# both of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# he likes it up the chuff chuff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I heard this to the 'Doo doo doo, c'mon and join the conga' tune
Doo doo doo, he likes it up the chuff chuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# yay joins behind you.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *daisychains*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *watches*
you'd think he'd let us join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# mmf gff blrr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Erm....ok
*toddles off*








They only had Daddies sauce, will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I said a BLOODY SHOEHORN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hmmm.
Right, I've got a ruler or a wiper blade, the choice is yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# plastic or wood ruler?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# metal
or plastic rolly one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# metal it is
*braces*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This is honestly the best thing I've ever watched.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# and you can measure it too!
wins all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *squints*
Mazeltov!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# or a series of cartoons where people either explode, fall or have bits of themselves impaled on everyday objects
the internet loves him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# this i like.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Deceptively simple line drawings
gracefully dance about your screen with, quite often, disturbing and hilarious outcomes.

Edit:
Tackling important health and safety issues that no workplace should ignore, these animations show you what to do (or not to do) in situations such as choking and electrocution. Not to mention what can happen when you've not been sufficiently trained on a, seemingly innocuous, piece of equipment.

So watch and find out what the rest of the internet already knows about Ross Butter. He's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# "Warning: Contains Mild Peril"
:D

edit: oh didn't notice the warning at the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# put
"Have you ever had your work posted as a flip animation in a joke book? no? well fuck off then!"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i'm sorry, is this for the newletter title?
something something maddie...

sorry, im no help today
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Read that as Ross Butler?

"I'll have you Butler..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# right
"If you missed BBC4's jazz version of Timon of Athens, you are in danger of missing this as well. A selection of unimpeachably benign and efflorescent creations with all the sobriety of a dustman's wallet - you will light these up again and again in pursuit of the seemingly inhospitable. Much of this work remains unreconciled - do you dare tread in the footsteps of Butters?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# a stark rendering of hideous violence for your sick perverted amusment you filthy art wanker!
too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# What BBC3 should have replaced the Aaardman stuff with
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# It was a time of Heroes, a time of adventure.
A time when men proved their worth against impossible odds, fighting the forces of evil.

But one man chose his own path...

...because when it comes to huddling in the dark making amusing off-colour animations, no one can stand against - Ross Butter!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Ross Butters : B3ta and the rest of the internet thinks he's fucking awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I cant see this in work so....
1. Buttered Elvis.
2. The Bummed Canyon.
3. Anal Ventura.

I miss youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# If Carlsberg made animations...
...they'd be rubbish, because Carlsberg doesn't know how to make animations. Carlsberg doesn't even know how to make good beer, ffs!

Now take Ross Butter, he knows what he's doing. He's great. Therefore these animations are probably the best animations in the world.

Watch them, watch them now, or do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# "Home Taping is Killing Music"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# What about
I laughed so much not even my nurse could clean it up - Prince Charles 13 3/4.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Cheaper, funnier and more animated than Head Cases...
...ITV1 commission this now, for a slot just after Corrie
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Gloriously dark and violent, this timelife collection of "Butter's best" can be yours for 19.99
Alternatively in terms of writing a summary with some large worded bollocks, how about these for some interesting shoes?:

The gentle ambiguity of slow tempo music plus the dramatic choking make first date a fine piece of darkly humourous animated stuff. A man whilst enjoying his food fails at first to notice his date's choking predicament.

A cleanly aerosol spraying bird is electrocuted whilst his friend attempts to help him.

A pogo stick is attempted to be ridden by someone with bloody results.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I couldn't be bother to watch any these films. Internet moderators seem to like him.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:29, archived)