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# 'it still doesn't have a punchline' said jeru
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# haha
is he pointing at the punchline?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# No, that's just a crease in his suit
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE!
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I AM A PIRATE!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# YOU MISSED OUT
'DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE'

Tsk.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# FUCK SOCKS!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I won't
be able to shake this now.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# *dons pink wig*
*dances*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# NO I'M A PIRATE!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I'm a pirate
and so is my wife.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# No reason other than it was pub time
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# What the fuck?
Before I say anything about the girl, is she someone to whom you are close?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Thats Mrs Dave
Edit: Why? where you going to comment on how amazingly beautiful she is?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I just recognise her, is all,
but yes, that is, of course, precisely what I was going to say.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# She looks like a girl I used to know...
But I didn't much like her. She stole my Pokemon cards! D:
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# she stole mine too
well the pikachu one from back in the day thats worth a small fortune, its japaneasy and stuff.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# you jammy git!

that is all
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Not being offensive or anything,
I mean, some of my best friends are pirates...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# yes but in july i get to sail THIS!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# *spluffs everywhere*
Phwoar how you blagging that?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# simple
www.tallships.org/

Got my self on the London-Liverpool leg. Arrive in the pool just in time for the tall ships weekend (2 parties, a parade around the city, and a visit from the royals...cant wait!)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# aceness
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:08, archived)
# om nom nom
Tall ships race!!! Me likey.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# :-D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Then name all the tops'ls, Sailor-Boy!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha
best response ever.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# HA! Oh hell yes!


"Remember that week when we didn't want for charity?"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *stare break*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Isn't that
Mark Heap?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
here is my happy man

Photobucket

GAH photobucket is shit! i saved this as 32KB...where did the other 30 odd KB come from?!?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Just tell me when to laugh and I will.
'K?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# i wouldn't bother if i were you
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ¦:¬|
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# HAMMERZEIT.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *puts on parachut pants* STOP
killing people.

*dances*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# wow.... i really like that.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# your new project sounds crazy enough to work
I am already hooked
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I still have
the uncompressed 15mb original image of your source. so much detail it's scary
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *nods sagely*
Wise words Mr O'Bedlam.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Fact: the vault dweller was kicked out of the vaults because he was a hunchback.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# "we need you to leave the vaults"
"why?"
"to get.... umm.... a water chip"
"ok then"
"fucking hunchback"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# haha, the fact i can't see the original post makes this a glorious nonsense
*glees*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# YES.
this is excellent.

I love you :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Get 'im, Scorpion!
Woo
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# orrite guv?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yeah, pretty good cheers.
You?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# not too bad may have a couple of jobs
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Nicely done.
Should get you some good beer money for the next year
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# hopefully though i imagine i'll have spent it all before the end of summer.
i'm dead good at that...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# But all those wars are completely different.
All they have in common is that they are wars. You might as well say "pie never changes" or "weather never changes".
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha woo!
TJ: - any one else listening to Planet Rock notice it went off air with the "windows error tone" just in the middle of a rush song?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# THAT SPORREN HAS A FACE
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I HAS A FACE
*takes you*
*keeps*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:56, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# *rescues*
*hides under own bed*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It's like I'm a piece of art D:
*does scream face*

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *hides under bed*
*waits for rescue*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Mwehehe
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# It's actually a dead rabbit's head wearing a flatcap.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# he actually just have an animal stick out his skirt
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# The animal being his penis?
No?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# DR STRANGELOVE IS THERE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# THANK FUCK SOME ONE NOTICED HIM!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I DID TOO
BUT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING for reasons I really can't remember.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I'd never say that!
Mainly because I always capitalise and punctuate my sentences.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# "And decent fonts!"
I would actually start adding punchlines to all your comics, but it's difficult enough just trying to do Hex's.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# haha well you're welcome to try
but i'd be forced to make them even less punchline friendly
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I was going to try but it looked too difficult, although I did happen upon one of the draft 4th panels in your b3tard images.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# thats not a bad match for my handwriting ashally
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ......
It's quite clearly just a copy of changes from the previous panel. You can even see the brown line round it where I couldn't be bothered to erase the background.

Haha, you strange person.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# *facepalm* oh yeah.
i was well impressed with you then
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Heh

CFB^

It appears Lucifer never changes as well Tom, this was our fierce Lion half an hour after my last post this afternoon

Fast asleep as per normal ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Awwww!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# he is beautiful! look at the size of those paws!
i wish lions were less bitey. they look like they'd be great fun to play with :)

how much does he weigh?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# was lucifer the morning star and satan really santa?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# haha lucifer actually refers to an angel
and shaytan, the adversary, was never connected with lucifer until the middle ages, i think.
it came about as a result of the verse "how far you have fallen, proud lucifer" which scholars took to refer to fallen angels but actually spoke of Nebuchadnezzar, who was nicknamed the lightbringer
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Haven't a clue on the weight, i'll ask tomorrow if you want
but curiously, apparently he was called Lucifer on acount of his stud book number, according to the lovely Emma in Business Development, whose Camera I nicked

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Radscorpions are a punchline of sorts...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)