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# Approaches to doughnut jam insertion...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# woo!! i like this
but i want to see #1-3 :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
#
Is there one where you inject jam into your testicles and then make sweet love to one?

I want to see that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I am never eating a cream filled doughnut from you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Woo!
All the more for me!

nyom nyom nyom nyom oops missed a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# SHE?!?!
I'll wobble your arse!

My name is Vlad, nice to meet you :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha - Auto-reply

Hello Vlad, nice to meet you to 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Haha
Does anyone else like to fill theirs with squirty cream up the jam-hole?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I didnt, but I do now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Cradle it carefully in your hand,
allowing it to expand but not burst.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you can squirt cream up my jam-hole any time, sugar
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# * Office lol

(You git!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I thought I had imbued the original with sufficient innuendo.
...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i suspect this may be illegal in several southern US states
but I want to try it anyway
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Would you like to squirt some in his freshly opened Jam Hole ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# maybe he can crawl in:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Yea... (nice hat)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# thankie
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh wow
I want a jam launcher
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
They are having so much fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THOSE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's a Vickers .303 Jam Cannon
If you want one.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# does it work with other condiments
and preserves? ... if so, how is it at handling bits like caramelised onion or pickled swede?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ahh many people have fallen foul of nozzel blockage
For more chunkey munitions, you will be after the M19 (gravy) Browning machine gun.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# .303?
You'll be wanting at least a .762 for effective jam insertion shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# haha,
at that calibre you'd end up with plenty of jam but very little doughnut.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# WHAT are you mad?
You would ensure Jammy annihilation.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# and that's a bad thing how?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# "Thinks for a moment.........."
.................oh, fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# he needs to stand closer
jolly good show old boy !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
god i love this

woooo wooooooo

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# SHIRLEY THE APPLICATIONS ARE ALMOST LIMITLESS!
WOO YAY HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# this is absolutely ace
i wouldn't want the job of the guy on the right thoguh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Depends on how much you like jam
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
joyous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# this fills me with glee





and jam.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Oh wow!
Science and food again in one post. You are the dog's bits.
*click*
BTW my chutney audit photo turned out so blurry that it was unusable. I was very upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# No No No
What you need is a jam LAZER.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)