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# This is on 'the sun' 4th page today

if some one can find the original, post it please , im sure that this is a shop.
they must be pretty fucking stupid lol.
who shopped it, the sun, or someone else.
(patcharooney, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# yep, was up here earlier
Interestingly the BBC originally had a photo that showed just one missile launching.

There is video footage of 4 missiles launching, so if this is a shop its just a simplified visual representation, because the video doesn't work so well on newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I think in the video three out of four missiles launch and one gets stuck.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# way more controversial than that, this one has been all over online news agencies all day, and it's credited as an AFP photo.
which meeeeeeans that someone is gonna get their asss kicked cos any news photos featuring even the slightest bit of doctoring (even changin the contrast beyond a certain level) are deemed unnewsworthy and the person who contributed it will be struck off as a news photographer forever, just like that reuters blokey.

EDIT: yeah check this from yahoo

This is the thumbnail


But you click for biggy and get this



How queer.........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# It seems to have been supplied like that
by the Iranians.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# yeah
it makes them look more powerful.

They probably weren't even rockets originally, but bottles of cola with packets of menthos shoved in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# those crazy iranians
:D

and those crazy news agencies, for just regurgitating it

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Odd attitude
Must deny the slightest failure at all costs, even really blatantly!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# it's only a failure
if one is caught :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# buy 3 get one free
good offer
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The wholoe haze around the 3rd rocket is more blue. that the others
this is a crap shop!
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# that is very very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# im pants at shopping and i could do better than this yellow turd.
(patcharooney, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# his shopping skills are excellent
www.isna.ir/Multimedia/pics/1385/8/photo/581.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Aw!
look at the baby rocket on the right

Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# According to Encyclopedia Britannica
That missile test was from 2006.

www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic-art/293359/94270/On-Nov#tab=active~checked%2Citems~checked
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Probably, I was just looking up matching photos
so does this mean that the one being bandied about today is an old one too?
Clearly launching from the same place.

And if it is, have missiles actually been launched or are we being fed lies to accept the next great American overthrow?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# mmmm


anyway its all lies and pies
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# regardless of wherther missles have been launched or not
we're being fed American lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
american lies
lies from everywhere and everyone

it's all complete crap

I would suggest now's a good time to stock up on tins of beans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# oit
overthrow liberation
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# haven't the iranians launched a satellite a few weeks ago...
it's all going to get "interesting"

and by "interesting" I mean completely fucking fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# yeah and i bet they have to pay
sky £19 a month to watch crap as well, satellite telly is utter rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# plus having a tv set orbit your house from a distance of a few hundred thousand miles is really hard on the eyes
you have to strain so hard to make out what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# well, look who it is

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# don't scare him off again!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# where?
*spins*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hmmm
although this being the sun, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd shopped a imam riding one of the missiles..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# They probably didn't bother because the Dr Strangelove doomsday ride source pics on Google are rubbish!
I know because I wanted to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# clearly you know the truth
and so you must be killed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I think George and Tony missed out on the potential of Photoshop
when they were looking for evidence of WMD prior to going in to Iraq.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Ooooh look!
www.boston.com/news/world/middleeast/articles/2008/07/09/iran_tests_missiles_and_vows_to_hit_back_if_attacked/

It's like someone has decided to add a 4th missile to this image!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# they must have had a board meeting to decide
if 3 missiles was enough or not
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Found the original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# no where near menacing enough though
civilians would laugh at that if they saw that on the front page of the paper,

"Pah, only 3 missiles! fucking pussy"
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# aha
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article4310748.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# nice find!
it's a shame it didn't just blow up on the spot, that would have made an excellent photo
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# so is Iran shopping it to make themselves look good
or the US to make us accept their nuking of the Middle East "just in case"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Let's just say
it's totally repressive-regime, war-monger, and arms-dealer friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Thats from last year
they fired individual ones this time so it aint true anyway. I think they are called shish kebabs or shebabs or something

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# that's what I was thinking
this is propaganda from the west to make an attack acceptable.
Hold on, there's some guys in black suits knocking at my door, back in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Now these have a range of 2000km
so why do we care, we outta range

yay for Iranian missiles, fire at will
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# These pictures apparently come from news website of Iran's Revolutionary Guards
although I haven't personally verified that (it's not in my bookmarks, oddly).
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# already on photoshopdisasters
photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/07/iranian-govt-persian-pixels-pwned.html
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Fascinating!
Yahoo is using that same picture too!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# fucking bastards the lot of them
I stopped reading newspapers because they are full of too much bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# welcome to the official ww3 countdown.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7500342.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i sort of want to see iran get a kicking
as they are easily in the top 10 of cunty coutries. But as ever loads and loads of civilians dying will ruin the fun.

Ackbar dinnerjacket and the revolutionarialy guard have it coming so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Isreal would be fucking mental to do anything nucular
They'd be glassed over by Pakistani-supplied nukes from Syria.

Calm down, laddies, and have a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ahh tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# israel ARE fucking mental tho.
:(

I don't think it'll go nuclear, but i do think there'll be more shit in the middle east for quite some time to come.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you
www.b3ta.com/board/8546673
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# you work at (or read) the new york times
iacmfd

thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/in-an-iranian-image-a-missile-too-many/index.html?hp
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Someone has told the internet already
www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3566548,00.html

i wonder if the internet knows what Ive got for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# so are the russians/iranians gonna kill us all or not?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# does it matter
we all gotta die sometime i have no preference, pepsi or coke, russia or israel
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)