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# Tum tee tum
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i want a uniform now certainly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# If only for the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# agreed
I like the SS ones, but much less evil.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You'd look magnificent in a white one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# how kind, however i think i should stick to black
1. It's flattering
2. I usually end up with dinner on it
3. It's rock'n'roll, ask Johnny Cash
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Black is good
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# sweeeeeeet
thanks, with silver trim?

Also i like Epaulettes and skulls
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you could go for white
but in shiny vinyl

(and jonny cash is keeping very quiet on the subject)
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hmm
that's getting a bit kinky, also fag burns would melt it up badly.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
like the SS ones, but much less evil. more cdc's
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# dammit, I want a Totalitarian-state style B3ta uniform now....
excellent stuff Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeah all part of the plan.
First you want the uniform, then you get the uniform, then you get the chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *buys unforms*
*waits for chicks*

*gets ducks instead*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Can I be in the nude please?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# National University Dominoes Event?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# would it have been clearer if i said "Darwin pajamas"?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Dastardly Antipodean Renegade Wartime Infanty Neglige
Projecting All Justifiably Australian Men Against Sex?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *claps*
that's a good effort!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Have you asked everyone if that's ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I am. And I said please.
Look their are people out there, including females, that are just dying to see me nude.

This fact is endorsed by MATHS &trade
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# So long as you stay on the other side of the world,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# scared you'll run out of women?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I just don't want you to make me look bad.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^ Should have read v
I just don't want you to make me you look bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'm just being realistic.
Nothing is sexier than a bearded maths student, clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# he knows it. you know it.
I've got it all worked out...all I have to do is walk into a bar (ouch) and loudly talk about asymptotic of random hermitian matrices and I'm laid!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ^ Twin post Twunt v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Nice plan.
My girlfriend actually likes me talking physics, but it's entirely possible that she's just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# he knows it. you know it.
I've got it all worked out...all I have to do is walk into a bar (ouch) and loudly talk about asymptotic of random hermitian matrices and I'm laid!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# How did you manage that you dickhead?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Everybody on here is wearing a uniform
and don't kid yourself

'noons Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Noon m'love
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Uniforms make us equal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# What is the official uniform for a b3tain?

* Please click my cock to see "Cock 2"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nekkidniss, pizza, beer
Shits n' giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# black slacks, long sleeved sortof T-shirt.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# pants
stains
Thundercats t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I have a thundercats T-shirt.
And many pants, and plenty of stains.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'm wearing my Thundercats tshirt RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW!¬
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Cor!
I hope it's stained
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yep
chicken jalfrezi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Good.
I'm wearing a cult of luna t-shirt, which is not stained.
But I think I'm making some kind of tomato pasta thing for tea, so it's only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Photos or it is not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I'd like 'Photos' please
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
* Please mind the seams - only haz MSPaint
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm wearing a black t-shirt

and shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Lack of uniforms make us add and then multiply.
Differing uniforms make us subtract.
Marmite uniforms make us divide.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I have a group of maths jokes just waiting to be unleased.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
Lady - check.
Glasses - check.
Uniform - check.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hehe, good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ow Ow Ow...
My seal also approves
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# WHERE ARE HER FUCKING LEGS?
5/10

needs more legs
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I FUCKING HAD TO HAVE THEM AMPUTATED
you inconsiderate fuckbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Does she / you now dribble around leaving a massive snail/fanny batter trail everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Only when thinking about you, gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# A normal reaction. But dogs will follow you home
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Don't be silly, there's no Dumfries women down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha... Office lol

(fuckbag) Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I reckon top hat and socks only.
Ning everyone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# You will regret this when I turn up to your house in such an outfit.
You'll know it's me as I'll be rubbing my bum up against your living room window. That's the signal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh my
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# You are Germany in the nineteen thirties
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Their uniforms were designed by Yves Saint Laurent
they looked good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hugo boss done the SS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Ah, yes, got confused again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# he made it
didnt design it

wasnt chanel a nazi? how comes all the coiffure houses are nazi - does this mean primark are commies
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# with their record on workers rights?
i sincerely doubt it

POLITICS THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# well as im on the xxxxl side of things
im using more cloth so im hardly ethical.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# pffft
you and me both. Whenever i do find clothes that fit i buy several pairs.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# wow
reminds me of Chorizowagon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I can't draw plain/ugly/'interesting looking' women in glasses
so it's meant to be me, but turned out much prettier. Add glasses and the haircut we both have and there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# give over!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# is this on the back of an envelope?
I'd like Admiral Yamamoto's uniform please
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It is on the back on an envelope, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh good
it's a thing of which there should be more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Envelopes or drawings thereupon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Oooooooh mysterious girl
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# see
when Peter Andre had that daft hairdo, I thought the spikes would actually injure his forehead, and he'd end up a weird pop stigmatic

it's still an unfilled niche in modern culture
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Daniel O'Donnell should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
*mental images*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You tell him
and then I'll hide you from the men in white coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# HELL YES!
Uniforms for all!

I want a quo medal to make mine fully sexeh-tiem

EDIT: and a badge that reads 'Morale Officer' Rimmer style
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You could fit a little furtive on the pockets...
as well
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I want a tricorne
and a frock coat.

But mostly just the tricorne

/edit: I'm saying goddbye to my uniform in a month. Hurray!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I have one.
They're not as comfortable as the cap detailed above. You can't lean your head anywhere, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you are not supposed to lean your head
with any kind of hat.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# If a uniform doesnt have an eye patch
it isn't a uniform

all the best uniforms actually have two eye patches for added mystery
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and a third 'brown eye' patch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# this is what we need and
some nipple tassles

the world will fear us as we march on
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# At ease, soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm glad to see this uniform has no bottom half.
Is there a boys' version?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# There is, the only difference is the codpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)