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# canagetapearoast!
This was my first and only fp. about 2 years ago

but now he's pm. (gawd rest our souls) I thought I'd p.r. it! woo!

salutations all!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# 2 years and you don't know it's bad form to repost in new threads?
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ^This^
Don't repost in new threads, You've already had your glory, now fuck off.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i thought enough time had passed.
it still hurts after all this time?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ignore 'em
i didn't see it 2 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oooooh, that's wrong,
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

It could only be worse if he licked his own nipple...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i see a delete button
advise me. shall i click it?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# No!
Never delete threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# It depends,
clicking it would REALLY piss off the board nazis, so if that's your intention, go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i massively pissed off the board with my first post
it seems fair i do it again on my renaissance
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you naughty person
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :¬)
spanks!

p.s. does mr. horrible still frequent these areas?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yus
though I haven't seen him for some days
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# hello?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)
# coincidence?
I just remember your blurred picture competitions from long ago.

I liked them.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you remember more than me
I'd forgotten that entirely. I'm mostly lurking these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i've been away for about 2 years
thought I'd drop by. see what was going on.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I caused coniptions in my early days,
then I got bored, but it gets you noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Nah
Too many people have replied.
People don't like wasting keystrokes ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# do you want a GIANT CROCUS to appear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ^
what he said

GIANT CROCUS

everywhere

it'll be like day of the trifids only VERY BAD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Don't do it, man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# No means yes
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Don't waste time talking! unzip you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# really?
so all that 'no, don't rape me' was a load of rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# was it in writing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# not exactly
it was in wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# then it is not legally...er...enforceable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# wait, does that mean yes?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# No
(You're starting to understand!)
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# not even a blowtorch can save us now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i like his flashing tie.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
intentional.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I like it
but I can't bring myself to click
'edit' here, have one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# hahahah
what?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Don't cross the breams.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you make i laugh
loooon!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I think I recognise the source -
it was from a Japanese advert showing a cat (played by a person in a fat cat suit) trying to copy an aerobics video. Is that the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I have no idea
for about the last 4 or 5 years I've just saved every gif that amuses me so have a mass backlog of rubbish!

that is to say, I did make this but the original gif was a theft on my part.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# His compulsion for erect gland knows no end.
NO END, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# his iron grasp on politics has made a vas defrance
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# His stomach sir, it over dwells mit jizms!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# and his cake hole spews forth vile profusion
most rectal in nature
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Do I have to bring out the threadwaste-disapproving demon again?


He doesn't like being summoned too often.

EDIT: It's good 'shoppery, mind. But you should know better than to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# shame, he looks like a gent
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i've seen him before ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I likes him,
he looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Here, maybe?
www.b3ta.com/board/8281442

Or do you mean he reminds you of something else? My mum thinks he looks like someone else but she can't think who.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It would be far too complicated and weird to reply honestly,
but lets just say, it's a familiar face...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Pffft, fair enough.
EDIT: Just seen your profile. Cor, you're a bit good at this art lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# On and off,
depends.

Available technology and functional mentality, seeing as how you'd prolly ask.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# And now everybody wants to know
You've made it sound intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Maybe he is a demon himself and it looks like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Childhood imaginary friend, long story and only very close friends get to know all of it,
sorry, I wouldn't have mentioned it n got you intrigued, but I am rather drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Aha.
That's pretty cool, actually.

In the Discworld stories Pratchett postulates that ideas drift around in particle form until they happen to penetrate someone's mind (so when people say 'an idea just came to me' there's more truth in it than they realise). If this were at all plausible I might be inclined to wonder if your idea-particle drifted from your head to mine and gave me the idea for this character.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Well TBH yours is more lizardy than mine in skin texture,
mine was equally surface detailed but in a more smoothly organic way, but the horns and general concept are the same.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Did he sex you in the bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Nope,
he was into ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# He aint happy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Meh, it's worthy of a click all the same, excellent bubble cheeking.
I am a heathen of this reposting etiquette.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I thought that,
I haven't seen it before n I loikes it, it's so wrong it's nearly right...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# good shoppage.
I think I might start new threads about stuff I did ages ago. What fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# one of us is not like the others
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)
# GINNAR!
Is it called Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# In a way, yes. I selected it because of the ginger.
Doctor Dyslexia had requested (an) the
image in regards to board shit.

Also
Doc being bored and shit, at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I will go to sleep now
zz tiem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Posted entirely ironically
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# oh god, oh god, oh god
'wanks anyway'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# oooowchie!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# It always gets a reaction...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That's because it's a guy getting kicked in the knackers.
AHhaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Don't know what all the fuss is about...
There are many blokes who would benefit from that! Who wants to go first?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
#
Cautiously raises hand...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# With or with out
My new, sharp and pointy crampons? Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i don't think i'd benefit
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Is it Ok to repost this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fuck the nazis
It's worth a cheeky pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# to, er...
the FAQ,
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Para-phrase! Hooray for chemical nomenclature puns :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# They know their job well
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)