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# yeps
its cool..when she gets drunk i can get into bed with her while shes passed out
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Look,
we're bad enough without you mentioning stuff like that.
How old are you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)
# sorry
she isnt realy mym mum...ive made a fool of myself...and become more alone...im 33
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Can I shag
her anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# You have no
shame do you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# You're totally right.
I'm recently single and needing sex.

I'm not as bad as Koit though... now he'd have anything. He once shagged Thor's dog. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# don't say that
koit and i are getting married.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that's why god invented internet porn
.
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# God invented porn
to teach us how to type one handed FACT-A-ROONIE
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# you have been in need of sex for the last 19 years
why has being dumped made it so urgent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Maybe you'll find out
the real truth one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i don't have a dog
*FACT*

andi is a lying toerag and a virgin
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# One of those is true
But which one?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i can say with my hand on my heart
that i don't have, and never have had a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# The second one?


Whoopsie, paradox, does not compute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# That depends
on who you ask
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# shagging your mum does not count
i told you before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Then in that case
I must be a virgin.

But a bloody good looking one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I think
it's a combination of both
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bing Bing Bing
You win! Here - have a free ticket to our bash:



Leeds pic goes down below Thor's post...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)
# not if i get there first
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Cheers
But I'm not near Leeds (or Cheltenham). When's the next one down south as they say?

maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Sometime in
April, there's a London Bash, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I would just
like to point out that koit has nothing on me!

/cries
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# who
cares about shame..


can I be next?
(radja, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# She'll need a weeks rest
after I've finished with her... but sure, you can be next in line.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# five minutes to mop up
more like
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I'm sure she would
be happy to hear this conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# She'd be fine
After she saw a piccie of me. Worry not my friend :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*gouges eyes out with trusty swiss army knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Is that
gouges your eyes out or Andi's?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# i
would.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Ah well.
People seem to worry about making fools of themselves here, its never bothered me...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Who is she then
and Can I have some of her cake
(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# shes called Sandra Ellis
shes my mates younger sister and hed kill me if he saw all this post
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Tel No....
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I thought
I recognised Sandra
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# No...
This is Sandra FACT-A-MONDO
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# isn't that called "grooming" these days?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# swanking time
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# i've come over all unnecessary
has anyone got any smelling salts?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# No
but try this 5 week old foreskin cheese
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)
# ewwww
yuky yuky yuky bear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# argh!
unnecessary!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# urm
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# well
that shut you up about bloody gourds didn't it!

=8.)


(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# that comment just
caught me off my gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)
# for why the gourd obession?
I am just thick, or are you just being hatstand?
I have been forced to work today, but I've spazzed back ages hunting for an explanation, to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)