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[challenge entry] work it

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(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)
# truly quite strange
but woo for dancing robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Yazoo!

If that doesn't piss you off, nothing will.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i liked hampster dance.
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hmmmm, maybe the domo army will?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)
# aaargh
aaargh

aargh
aw, he's so cute

aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehe
had to shrink the army a lot, people would have killed me if it was full size
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Somebody call for reinforcements?



(Kimbo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# nope,
nothing will.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I likey
little dancing robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# compo
woo!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# oh yeah
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Threadjack: What is wrong with you people?
Why does nobody like my plate??

... or at least, that 27 people, well they is gonna get it!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I rated it 'bad'
three or four times.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hah!
you can only rate once :p

unless you delete your cookies, or have a brain, or something...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Damn you
and your cunning cookiness.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)
# you're bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# freshlegs
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you think so?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)
# In that case
congratulations on making me laugh my arse off with your Planet of the Dogs.

That ruled so much I want to save just that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I'm sure an animated gif can be forthcoming
from either of the f's you're currently talking to.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)
# would you be so kind?
I'd like to keep that for posterity.

Okay, enough puns. I'd like it if you have it.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:49, archived)
# who made this
Planet of the Dogs? and where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)
# allegedly it was you
and it was on Metatweening 2

the 2nd from last scene, which may have been Santexo...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yes it was Santexo
in fact.
I'll e-mail that bit over. It is 3.76MB big though if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)
# People send me email
with signatures bigger than that these days.
fools.

but yes, that's fine thanks Fnord.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)
# wasn't me :(
i wish i had made you laugh your arse off. an arse falling off would make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)
# well, I can try
*hhnnnnnggg*


*nnnnngggggg!*

*nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*


/pokes haemorrhoids back in with the end of a pencil
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)
# oops sorry,
I was thinking of planet of the apes, with your ape splashing down and coming out of the sea to look upwards.
It all melded together too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)
# in
m3tatween, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yes, crouchingbadger just asked me and I thought he meant
your bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Thank you for my piccy gallery
I've got it functional here www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/banana.asp It seems to take about 10 seconds to load initially though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)
# nicely implemented!
but i find it strange that it takes so long to load. mine had more items in the directory to read, but loads almost instantly. it must be something to do with blueyonder (unless you've edited the code?)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:49, archived)
# once it's initially loaded though
it's the sorting and random are quick. strange.

hooray that you've got a gallery! and that's it's sortable and randomizable!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)
# you know you said about moving your images and having to leave copies
well eclectech has got a php based 404 redirect thing set up so images can still use their original links if you move them to another folder or server.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)
# nice
piece of information. thanks for that.

i'm off to bed. goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)
# night.
How's work been btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)
# gah!
you caught me in an F5 trap! new job is really very good, and people seem like they'll be truly great to work with. i just have to make sure i live up to their expectations so they don't fire me and get someone better!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)
# it didn't work for me
I got a great appraisal for reading b3ta.

bare minimum for bare money.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I only changed it to point to /images/
I did try at one point to get it to point to images on another bit of webspace. I'm happy to guess it's blueyonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)
# is that your answer to my email?
or are you being bizarre?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I like to be efficient
so both ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)
# mmmm...nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# envisions
hamsterdance type slowdown
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hand in hand
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# haaa!
.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
# YAY!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Country dancing in the year 2525
grab your parteners dosie-doe!
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# if man is still alive


what a bizarre song that was
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I love you
will you marry me ?

nah, that aint right, I meant to say

Yes I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)
# ever been to
www.robotdance.com??

apparently its all the rage ..?!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I wondered why that didn't work
then I realised you've obviously omitted the silent P in one of the words... but from where?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# wooo!
please continue to make robot pictures for ever, and don't stop with the end of the challenge.

what's that? it's a deal? hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Robot pictures are in my blood...
...I don't need no competition to make them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Oi!
Your resolution is wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i resolved to conquer the world with aerobics robots
was this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Dance you sons of pig dogs! Dance!
Nice nice nice nice

you like the life you're living, you can live the life you like
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# yay!
they're great!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# haha super!
Welsh Telly wants my dancing poos! maybe they will want your dancing robots?

My website has been targetted by MAJOR TV (sarcasm alert) production company - Alfresco TV, makers of Fideomondo for S4C which will be broadcast later this year - throughout Wales on terrestrial channel 4, and throughout the UK on digital satellite and cable. WOWEE! I hear you say. They love my Poodance - not sure why as even I think it is crap."
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)
# fantastic!
you'll be famous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)
# yep I'll be snorting curry powder off
naked nubile curry monster groupies before you can say Welsh TV :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)
# cumin?

no, it's just the way I walk/cook

/bad pun attempt
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)
# if you take too much
you can fall into a deep Korma!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# there's lovely
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)
# wooOOOooo
full on.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)
# just to say
woo & yay

what a pretty thread!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)