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# I noted last night


.... that they seem to be trying to do this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# They do
If you look at them from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# "oh look, there's a one eyed cat walking backwards"
RIP Spike Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# OK everyone
I'm off to London town

No arguing while I'm away or Flanners will sit on you, won't you spittle chin?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# sadly I've got
a car to put back together, a divorce to sort out and a load of washing to do
So I'll be vacating the board shortly
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Put the ex into the car
fill it full of washing powder
throw in a bucket of water
push it off beachyhead

all in one solution!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# solution?
is that a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# don't fear
I'll keep them in order with my trusty javelin
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# the samaritans phoned
they want to offer you a job
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# nahh i wouldn't work there
the pay is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# and all you get is moan, moan, moan
honestly, some people have nothing better to do with their time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Great Gods!
The board will be granddadless.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# cheeky little tike
but I still luvs yah ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Of course you do.
And thankyou, I will have a Werthers Original.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# nooooo!
who's going to give us all werther's originals?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# werthers originals
SUCK IT FOR GRANDAD !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# That sounds
extremly pervey

or is it just me?
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# it's pervy
you get that a lot around here. it's a struggle to maintain a pure and innocent mind, but I'm managing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# ha !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# meaning?
0: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# that's bloody clever
...gotta love puzzled cats expressing through their tails!

woo!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# that's woo!
:)
i used to have a cat just like that when i was ickle...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# woo and yay even!
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# they are
trying to dip their tails in cups of tea or candles. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# why the sex change?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# It's something I've been thinking about for a while....
They won't operate until I've lived for one year a man...
(or some of us are having a b3ta gender bender day)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I am!
(don' tell munkt0n) I'll have to change back before I go home!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# there's
a bit of a gender-swap going on on the board today
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# fair enough
i bet i look aces in a frock
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# don't
forget to shave your legs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# that's the excuse i've been looking for
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I
bet you do too!

(can picture it now)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've got the knees for it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Some of us are doing the double...
Latin day too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# sprechen sie Latin?
aaaaaaaargh it's a dead language!

/Izzard I've snogged him
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# really?
I'm impressed!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Have you?
Was he any good? Did he put out?
(I think i'm asking the right sort of blokey questions)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
#
tongue?
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Tell us more!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Like
does he have a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Here,
I'll join in!

Now I'm Dr. Phil Kitten instead.

Do you see? Do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# you should clarify
Phillip.

*Waves helloooooo*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# helloooooooo
aha! Are you busy next Monday or Friday night and if not, able to get to W.London?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# aye possibly!
just me, or both?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Ooh,
The plan is (on the 14th) that we meet in a pub in Shepards Bush (cos my little visit is on!). Martain Suggested The Green Something.
Sorry to jack the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hmmmm sounds good!
if it's pub ting - it's likely that only one of us can come. but i can try to get a bb'sitter...

Why all the way over in the Bush??

what was on the monday then?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I have no idea about the Monday.
It might not be a pub thing, it was just a meeting place.

I'm visiting the BBC that day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh : )
tell them i said "hi"...

asks the inevitable... why are you visiting the bbc that day?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# ace pic!
but the wrong morning for me - after getting nearly dead from my brother's bloody irritating demented furry leg you over indignant meow machine pestering me all round the bleeding house...grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# yes yes
exactly right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# dr p dr p
lost your and tomsk email

am in London this pm

will send my mobile in m3ss
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# bugger
tomsk's not here and I've got no money...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# quizzical cats
how very woo
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# love it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# What's he
questioning ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Dunno
The point of it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# He's a very exestential Cat
I like him
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Thats..................
David Bowies cat, for sure.
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)