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# New search engine
Good morning
Let me introduce you to new search engine erotic content. It's your right hand.

God edit: No thanks
(Tastgyday, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Thanks!
i've been looking for a chat directory gay room for years.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Don't pretend you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# at last!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# If you want to distract people.
you haven't had a flounce in a good while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# First of all it is the afternoon.
Second of all, you make me horny like a caveman!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Oh how nice
let me introduce you to a boot. It fits in your backside.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# LESLIE, ATTACK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more KittyVomit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm experiencing a KittyVomit drought at the moment.
Haven't spoken to her in ages.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# She wished me Happy Birthday on facebook on Sept. 24th but then didn't reply when I replied
Wonder where she's at.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I probably know.
*sigh*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Will this do in the meantime?


edit: lolsparency :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# So powerful is the vomit that it warps the fabric of spacetime. :D
I love the tail judder.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# everyone loves a bit of tail judder!
or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# HADOUKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Looks like a kitty-mouth-hadouken, no?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I do not know what one of those is, human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# It's a move in some fighting game or other (Street Fighter?)
A burst of light flies from the character's hands.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ah.. it'lbe like R R L L U L A A L L L A L
and then "FIREHANDS!!"

for some reason I never liked those fighting games, must be the stupid move combinations
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# FUCKING WINDHANDS!!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pG3penHKswQ
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# "Hmm, lift's nearly at my floor, ahh the doors are opening"
"hey, WHAT! THERE'S A FUCKING GUY IN A FUCKING SUIT HERE! I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM IN THE FUCK!!!"

*fight ensues*

it's just like real life man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Type of import lager isn't it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# everything that can't be identified should be classed as an import lager until more information is available
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# O_O
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Up down left right a b c fighter more like!
:D

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Spam-disapproving demon disapproves.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I approve of disapproving demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# (:
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# oh

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# voyuer-
-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Ah, thank you, I was unable to do this for myself
That down there V ? Good n00b.
You up there ^ ? Bad n00b
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Thats coz youre a girl and stuff!
BE A MAN WOMAN! ;)

How do Trelly? How is the little Trelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Fast asleep for the first time in about 24 hours
I yam all of teh sleepy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# YOu can be onlee half teh sleepeez
As Iz sure I'm the other half!

/Full of strawberries and milk and ready to nod off blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Well at least it sleeps.
I lived with my nephew when he was just born, he never slept.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# let me introduce you to fuck off
fuck off


edit: GAY FORESKIN?

what??

edit2: ahaah, the munter made an arse of his links too

SUPERFAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# How do you know if your foreskin is gay?
I know mine's bent, or I'd have a better aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# TMI LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Boys have a winky girls have a foofoo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# YOU MAKE FIRES CRY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# No, he will put himself out!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I've lost so many fires that way
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I KNOW >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Fire will extinguish itself!
Oh noes!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
#
SENTIENT FIRE IS SENTIENT
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# BOTTOM RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# why have i not seen this before?
hhahahaahha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# *sigh*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# nice nano-mation
nearly ran the little chap over!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# ...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRGGH
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I wasn't sold untill you said try it yourself
in bold type, no less!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
and i spent most of today looking at minerals and mining in derbyshire.
how was everyone elses day? Excluding Tastgyday as hes been BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# And they're like "it's better than thine"
verily, it's better than thine.
I can educate you, but i must levy a fee.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# oh dear
*thinks about directions to teh faq...cant be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Haha, all your links are broken
Double fail.

Dammit and I was hot for some Christian gay fox action.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Grr miaow yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Who is more fail?
The fail that posts the links or the fail that follows them?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# some of us have status bars of status
that show fail of link
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Dude.
We should have this as a feature on the board. Up in the top corner, a little search bar. Totes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hooray!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# once, just once,
id like to see a spammer reply to the flaming they get
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# -_-...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Now I wonder what was on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# no, THIS is my right hand, spamming scum
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)