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# Anything can be funny if cats are involved...


apols if poor quality anime... its hard to judge on my work PC cos its so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
this is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Compo it ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# oh dear lord
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Sorry, I couldnt resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# :D bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# bleedin nora
ey thats good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# The one on the right is lovely!
I want a cat!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# me too
apparently we've missed kitten season now, so we have to wait til next year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not necessarily...
I got my cats in december last year from a shelter, and though there weren't loads of kittens, there were a few.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# woo!
we were going to go to a shelter

This makes me glee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Cat Protection League FTW!
I have one just around the corner, I have stroking privs with them at weekends.

Poor little kit-kats in their cages, it's just too upsetting, I want to take them all home with me :(

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# This makes me sad.
I want a new kitty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oh the shelter in my town
is lovely. The cats aren't in cages, they have big rooms, where about 15 cats live together, with a big outdoor cage to go run around in. There were about 3 rooms like that for cats, another three for dogs, then two little rooms full of toys and kittens/puppies. It's a lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm moving there. I get to play with the poesje miaows all day long!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# haha I think you mean "Mietzis"
(german for pussy*)

*- in the sense of "pussy cat"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hehehe - perhaps so, but I'll stick with colloquial nederlands
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# They were pretty sick and injured at first
but nursing them to health was good, and it's great now that they're mostly fine now (one cat still sneezes a lot). It can also be slightly pricey at first, vaccinations, stuff for if they're sick/have fleas after the shelter, then a couple of months later, getting them neutered, unless you want an autoerotic male cat, or a female (both of mine were female) who sticks her arse in the air begging for cock, or sprays sexywee on every flat surface in your house...

I don't have any regrets though. They are lovely now that they aren't in heat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# My cat sneezed on my mouth today.
It was unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Just give him lots of extra affection and treats.
He'll slowly get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I did cat-sitting duty earlier in the year, and this mog
had the foul habit of waking you up by standing on your chest and dribbling onto your face in a cat-like way of saying she was hungry.

*bokes at the recollection*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Later on she was telling all her friends
"well of course it's demeaning but you have to train them somehow"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Quite so. Other than the dribbling, she was very lovely, all black and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I read that as cat-sniffing...
I'm going for a fag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You loon!
See you on the roof-terrace, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i had chinese for dinner last night!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# So do I
but my mate's taking me to see the big house bunnies at the weekend so I might have a house bunny instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I must admit,
I find house rabbits horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Don't come round then :p
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I wont! ;)
They just seem a bit pointless to me.

Bunny wabbits are meant to be little and cute.

Rabbit should never serve more than one person....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Well, you just add some more carrots and potatoes to the pot.
That'll make it stretch a bit further.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Heheheh *awaits dads army with cats*
I smell a compo idea there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i was thinking it too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Are you free Mr. Tiddles?

mind the seams - they're still hot
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# it looks like they are rolling uphill
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# That's because you are on the underside of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Woo hoo!
They are rolling up a hill! Is rear cat propelling them with the power of it's feline mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
How genuinely heart warming
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That happens every single episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay for anit-gravity bath tubs!!
Excellent sah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahah excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards, aaargh!
forwards backwards forwards aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :D
i love this
this is me every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# giggle attack
here is your cornetto as promised
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)