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Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
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( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
I feel like that right now.
I am having the snip in a mere 3 hours and my freshly shaved 'nads are itching like bastards.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:18,
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oh dear
see if you can get the doctors to play this while it's happnening
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:19,
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hahahaha
i cannot believe the consent form is written in Teh Comic Sans...... that's classic.
EDIT: oh and P.s. www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7068/title,Poo-Log/ very very very handy book, think you'd 'preciate it.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:09,
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EDIT: oh and P.s. www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7068/title,Poo-Log/ very very very handy book, think you'd 'preciate it.
I videoed myself (well, my face) whilst I did it.
The clippers were shit and I reverted to scissors and after cutting myself with the cut throat I switched to a safety razor and cut myself again, worse.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:36,
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once when indulging in some genital topiary
Imanaged to snip a hole in my foreskin... weridest sensation ever.. not exactly painful.. just bizarre.. a warm numb pain.. bastards.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01,
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Thankfully,
my penis is considerably longer than my pubic hairs.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03,
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Good luck
they only ache for a couple of years after. And BTW, my doctor said only poofs need to shave beforehand.
(there may be a link there).
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24,
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(there may be a link there).
Your being-nice-to-people-about-to-have-operations skills
are sorely lacking
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:27,
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you think?
I can't believe how much they've improved recently
:D
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57,
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:D
You think they itch now
Wait til it all starts to grow back....
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:31,
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GAAAAAAAH!
The reveraable one I hope?! So we're going for the 'last turkey in the shop' look today are we?
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:33,
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so just how much are we allowed to tease you about this?
just setting the ground rules, fair play and such. wouldn't want to offend you too much excessively.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47,
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An annual celebration on 16th October
to remember lost sperm who will never swim to glory, kind of thing?
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57,
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I wish you all the strength you need for today
soon you'll be cheerfully skipping about again
and humping things like there's no tomorrow
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05,
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and humping things like there's no tomorrow
AN exact replica of
the moment this morning when I realised it WASN'T Friday
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:21,
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i always think
you and Steve are the same person! coz of your ghost and long nickname :D
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24,
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what a horrible day to realise it isn't friday on...
i had a dreamabout chefs making mecheesecake
but they never got itmade :(
probably for the best as their cooking stall was in a urinal.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26,
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but they never got itmade :(
probably for the best as their cooking stall was in a urinal.
I had a dream I was someone's getaway driver
But I was so bad at driving fast in reverse, he accused me of being one of them.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34,
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2 nights ago I dreamt my best mates were on death row
and had been given the final half hour warning of their impending executions.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:45,
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i dremt i was lost in Manchester
Christ knows why... I've never even been there
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:50,
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that'd be why you got lost then :D
a common theme in my dreams.. is having friends in them.. knowing they're a specific person despite them looking nothing like them at all.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03,
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i always think
you and Joe are the same person! coz of your ghost and long nickname :D
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24,
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theoriginalscaramanga, and Joe Steve are two very different people.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26,
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"Super Siamese Computer Twins™"
Now available on cassette for C64, Spectrum and Amstrad for £3.99
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:29,
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Hahaha
'ningles b3ta. I love having Wednesdays off as I miss the last day of the compo and come in to a fresh one.
I can't help wondering what I shall be doing with the cocktail sticks a pistachios on my desk!
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34,
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I can't help wondering what I shall be doing with the cocktail sticks a pistachios on my desk!
Beige just makes me think of Leona Lewis now.
Beige hair, beige skin, with a beige tinted voice. She is beige.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53,
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I had to google her:P
Jebus apparantly Blue Peter has it's 50th anniversary today!
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:55,
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Party at the Palace for them
What with that and the Olympic parade London is once again, the centre of the universe
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:02,
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I'm not a fan of the 'real things' compos
because it's difficult to construct something serruptitiously at my desk
I'm curerently trying to work out why I can't send a photo from my phone to my email address, which is another bastard part of the whole shebang
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:52,
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I'm curerently trying to work out why I can't send a photo from my phone to my email address, which is another bastard part of the whole shebang
You could buy a USB cable:P
Also 'contruct something serruptitiously at my desk' sounds rude!
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:16,
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Nah
my phone's got a wanky bespoke connection (cable at home), AND i have to install software too (disc at home)... fucking sony
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:18,
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Best thing to do is go into one of those small independant computer/phone shops.
You'll be able to be able to get one not made by Sony for 5-10 quid.
You shouldn't have to install the software as the computer should just recognise it as a storage devise.
Failing that you could always take the flash card out and either put it in a printer (if you have oe with card slots) or but a chreapy card reader.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:24,
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You shouldn't have to install the software as the computer should just recognise it as a storage devise.
Failing that you could always take the flash card out and either put it in a printer (if you have oe with card slots) or but a chreapy card reader.
:D
I was going to do this in a packed high street without the mask, I still might.
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:49,
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Hopefully with someone taking the photo rather than the camera on timer.
/someone running off with the camera blog
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53,
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It'd prolly be the perfect expression but getting the camera back would be tough.
:)
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05,
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you should..
i was going to try and do something a little more creative with it.. lack of paint stopped me :(
could look very cool on a slow shutter speed :D
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Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05,
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could look very cool on a slow shutter speed :D