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[challenge entry] everybody now...
Aaaaaaaaaaargh!



From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I feel like that right now.
I am having the snip in a mere 3 hours and my freshly shaved 'nads are itching like bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:18, archived)
# oh dear
see if you can get the doctors to play this while it's happnening
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# *embeds in blog*
havingapoo.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hahahaha
i cannot believe the consent form is written in Teh Comic Sans...... that's classic.

EDIT: oh and P.s. www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7068/title,Poo-Log/ very very very handy book, think you'd 'preciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# tell me you didn't use the electric thingy
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I videoed myself (well, my face) whilst I did it.
The clippers were shit and I reverted to scissors and after cutting myself with the cut throat I switched to a safety razor and cut myself again, worse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# once when indulging in some genital topiary
Imanaged to snip a hole in my foreskin... weridest sensation ever.. not exactly painful.. just bizarre.. a warm numb pain.. bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Thankfully,
my penis is considerably longer than my pubic hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# surely that makes it get in the way more...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# But keeps the end well away from the scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Good luck
they only ache for a couple of years after. And BTW, my doctor said only poofs need to shave beforehand.

(there may be a link there).

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Your being-nice-to-people-about-to-have-operations skills
are sorely lacking
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# you think?
I can't believe how much they've improved recently

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# You think they itch now
Wait til it all starts to grow back....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# silly trellis
it doesn't grow back after the snip...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# GAAAAAAAH!
The reveraable one I hope?! So we're going for the 'last turkey in the shop' look today are we?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# bootiful:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# so just how much are we allowed to tease you about this?
just setting the ground rules, fair play and such. wouldn't want to offend you too much excessively.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Happy arghimonfire day
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# An annual celebration on 16th October
to remember lost sperm who will never swim to glory, kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Look on the brightside
You'll save a fortune on tissues!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# YOU ARE A STICK OF DYNAMITE
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Happy ohcrapfiveyears day!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# 'ningles trelly
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Hippy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Muuuuu
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# happappappy b3tacandlecelebrationpartyday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I wish you all the strength you need for today
soon you'll be cheerfully skipping about again
and humping things like there's no tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# AN exact replica of
the moment this morning when I realised it WASN'T Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# i always think
you and Steve are the same person! coz of your ghost and long nickname :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# maybe... we are.....
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# That's why I stick with my tooth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# what a horrible day to realise it isn't friday on...
i had a dreamabout chefs making mecheesecake
but they never got itmade :(

probably for the best as their cooking stall was in a urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I had a dream I was someone's getaway driver
But I was so bad at driving fast in reverse, he accused me of being one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# 2 nights ago I dreamt my best mates were on death row
and had been given the final half hour warning of their impending executions.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# i dremt i was lost in Manchester
Christ knows why... I've never even been there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# that'd be why you got lost then :D
a common theme in my dreams.. is having friends in them.. knowing they're a specific person despite them looking nothing like them at all.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# That's not too bad.
Thursday is my Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# You're using an out-of-date calendar then....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Well I'm entering into the spirit of recycling!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha!
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# i always think
you and Joe are the same person! coz of your ghost and long nickname :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# theoriginalscaramanga, and Joe Steve are two very different people.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# who just happen to habit he same body and ip address :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# "Super Siamese Computer Twins™"
Now available on cassette for C64, Spectrum and Amstrad for £3.99
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)
# ningles Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# ningles Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# this won't help you..
you yous
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I'm my own man dude!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# you're a man dude?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles b3ta. I love having Wednesdays off as I miss the last day of the compo and come in to a fresh one.
I can't help wondering what I shall be doing with the cocktail sticks a pistachios on my desk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# There's a compo on this site?
Geez.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Yes
It's beige.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Beige just makes me think of Leona Lewis now.
Beige hair, beige skin, with a beige tinted voice. She is beige.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I had to google her:P
Jebus apparantly Blue Peter has it's 50th anniversary today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Party at the Palace for them
What with that and the Olympic parade London is once again, the centre of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I'm not a fan of the 'real things' compos
because it's difficult to construct something serruptitiously at my desk

I'm curerently trying to work out why I can't send a photo from my phone to my email address, which is another bastard part of the whole shebang
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# You could buy a USB cable:P
Also 'contruct something serruptitiously at my desk' sounds rude!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Nah
my phone's got a wanky bespoke connection (cable at home), AND i have to install software too (disc at home)... fucking sony
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Best thing to do is go into one of those small independant computer/phone shops.
You'll be able to be able to get one not made by Sony for 5-10 quid.
You shouldn't have to install the software as the computer should just recognise it as a storage devise.
Failing that you could always take the flash card out and either put it in a printer (if you have oe with card slots) or but a chreapy card reader.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :D
I was going to do this in a packed high street without the mask, I still might.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hopefully with someone taking the photo rather than the camera on timer.
/someone running off with the camera blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# It'd prolly be the perfect expression but getting the camera back would be tough.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Do it!!!!
and ningles !
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I shall.
'ning matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# you should..
i was going to try and do something a little more creative with it.. lack of paint stopped me :(

could look very cool on a slow shutter speed :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Indeed
I may try and do a Hockney too but I'd want to use tattyshop to pice it all together!
Which I think would be acceptable.....?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# haha
...you nutter
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Nice Stanhope Tee
The face resonates with the scream...
(hypernation, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)