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# mawkish sentimentality of the great unwashed


*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# nope, you've got me there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# soilder?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# responsable?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# 'hope they hang them responsable' sums it up for me
i hate your fucking species
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# this all sounds very lovely
but i've still no idea what i'm supposed to be looking at, is it humorous or shopped in any way at all????????????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# im?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Litlle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# They probably mean 'Lidl'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Lirisdl
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# fillin
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# with spelling like that
they could write for the scum
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# OH FUCK YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I LOVED THE DANCING BABY HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# haha :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# what the fuck is a 'soilder'
:-[ FUCKING MOOKS
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# it's stuff you use to connect wires to circuit boards, if you are in new jersey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hey up meaty
how's the cement business?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# it's getting to being the fucking violent snap business
:D

I am fucked off today

I went for a job interview, the far end of a fart was required and documented.

what a farce for a fucking mong job

I am having a emo/epithany/wtf moment/hour currently

and to make it worse I have cunning plans that I know will generate some ca$h but I dunno how much and it requires an investment in time and pennies that I simply don't have

oh yeah, and it rained too, waaaaain waaain waaain

waain.

also, my cat has taken to sitting in the sink

which is odd.

how's things undercover? :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# doing away - you know
... I found out about an interview for something today so hopefully interesting things will com eof that (although this is all secret so don't tell the internet) :)

I hope you find something worth doing or at least get a cork for your cat or find a VC for your idea :) ... (local enterprise should give you £1,000 capital to start things up)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# they give.. half of cost of "an thing"
on basis of completion of some course, in which you have to use some.. erm.. crap, forgot, it's obscure enough to be not really much use market research data, plus there's misc stuff which is available by industry sector which can be postcode lottery time

at the moment though, I just want to curl up into a little ball, squeak, and go to sleep, but I have other crap to finish today first
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# No you're thinking of what a slave owner says
when he has an equiry after just having done a deal for his best female
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I'm thinking of pies now
PIES!

haha

pies :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# they do way to instain mother
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Soilder sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hayley looks a bit like Blur's eponymous album from 1997.
I forget what it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# whiny shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ah, that's it.
The one after 'Cockney Tracksuit'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# It's called "Eponymous"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# REM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# REM? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# What if that baby grew up to be the next Hitler?
eh? EH?
I told you time machines existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Theres somethings
you dont fucking joke about, you crossed the fucking line there.

Something bad will happen to you one day..See if you find the funny side to it.

The kid was 17 months old for fuck sake, and you fuckign laugh?..



(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# bore off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Tell what cunt
watch panorama tonight and then thinkits fucking funny.

Mug.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# no one thinks its funny you gimp..
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Sun readers care more about X Factor and tits
than they do about Baby P

100% fact (see #7):
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/11/baby_p.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# genital cuffs :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Anal noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Not on your own, Mr President,
you know what happened last time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/e/bush_pretzel_bruise.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# "After this unprovoked attack on our freedoms
we have no alternative but to bomb Pretzel, just as soon as we can find it on the map."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# pffft
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D :D
Best thing ever. You win the internets. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# He's the new princess of hearts
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# And your a fucking cunt
I fucking despair..

You honestly think its something to fucking laugh at?

you cunt.

5 minutes alone with you, see whos fuckign laughing then.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I keep seeing the name 'Baby P'
written everywhere, but this news story has completely passed me by, so i'm RISing a bit here.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Theres a J-pop band band
called PlusTechSqueezeBox who are rather ace, and made a song called Baby P AGES before this malarkey.

Fits the mood? Ban this sick filth etc

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A1XRzgKpONE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Inappropriate facebook-related pearoast time?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# OLD FORMAT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)