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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
'to'

;)

woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# is it?
I always thought 'too' indicated an excess of, amongst other things..?

Whereas 'to' is to go somewhere, or to do something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I'm am the grammer nazi of this thread!
Off with you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# that's a powerful halogen light he's got in that tiny sentry post
bet he's nice and warm


woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# tardis
tard?
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# and wanking, obviously
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# that's actually quite lovely, that
edit: TJ: Used tineye.com to have a nosey around and found that the chap called tiberiusgraccius (or something like that) steals b3ta images, detags them and posts them here:

hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/

edit: Apologies, his blogsite is NSFW in parts

Example (SFW!):
His posted

My original
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Just another twat stripe for him then :)
EDIT: Warning to anyone who does scroll down the page, it's nsfw, in case you don't know who Tiberrius is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Cunt.
Not you, him. Cigarette for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Is it SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# umm
ish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# O_o
where do you work fella? Must have a pretty high tolerance there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# You don't know the half of it...
Sorry 'bout that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Nah worries ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# oh - he's that first class cock
who used to post huge NSFW images isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah,
pics of dead bodies and all that. I believe that someone actually tried to defend him on here once. I wont mention any names though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# He tried to make a meme of himself as well I think
'The unemployed one' or something crap like that
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# He's got a b3ta account.
I know this 'cos he's on my ignore list which I was cleansing yesterday...

EDIT NSFW tags on the website plz. Some pretty rank stuff on there.

EDIT EDIT nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oh he nicked one of mine!
The rotten sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Shame he wasn't hotlniking or we could have had some fun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# what do shoes have to do with this?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Yay! none of mine, even the annoying B3ta trolls hate me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking, 'what an insult. Even he doesn't think my stuff worth nicking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Not entirely true...
there are many archive pages.

hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/post/5875714/heninclijsters
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# He couldn't quite get the logo out of that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# What a prick he is.
We sort of knew this before, though, didn't we?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Well, yes :D
Nice to confirm it once in a while though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *pokes*
I really wasn't calling you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :D
I know chicken, was waiting for you to finish off your puffalungy :D

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Phew!
*hug*

Fleetwood mac are wonderful. I think so anyway, but then I have strange tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I think they're lovely too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You know who I miss?
tonyphilmore2
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Maybe cos he changed his name to Mrcheeze :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha, really?!
You are a wealth of knowledge!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Oh yes
after we discovered the youtube vids of him dancing around in his pants ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I CAN HAS LINX PLZ?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I seem to recall he took the link down shortly after it was publicised here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Why would you upload footage of yourself cavorting around in underwear if you didn't want the world to see it?
He's a walking oxymoron, that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I never got to see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes he did
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Bastard didn't even have the courtesy to nick any of mine
*feels insulted*

Do I have to make them easy to crop out the tag?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *soothes*
This will make you feel better. Check this out ;)

hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/post/5750502/its-mein-disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Happy now
And ENRAAAAGED.
(He didn't detag it though)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# he's now here as suirebit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oh FFS... That guy is an utter wankrag-arseclown-twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# He's such a sad cunt

I don't believe I ever developed a sheer loathing for a person on here before.

Are you reading all this, suirebit?

/edit: oh, and 'het grote ongenoegen' means 'the great displeasure' innit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Okay
I just contacted the customer service about all this.

If anyone wonders, it's the "Foute blog?" button on top of the page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I just reported it too
and use of ivesb's picture

To report:

1. Foute Blog?
2. Contacteer de Skynet-klantendienst
3. Vragen of opmerkingen over onze diensten
3a. Skynet Blogs
3b. Ik wil ongepaste inhoud melden
4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# You can tell him what you think on his "mini chat"box
Just type what you like. it doesn't need to be a real email address


I called him a thief!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# OMG
Isn't this ivesb?

(NSFW) hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/post/5234898/samurai-wim
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Fucking hell, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I believe it is

"Samurai Wim fears nothing except castration"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I love the blue hues
I also want to say GRRRRR! to this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# its in no way surprising
this country offers people too much of a sweet ride.
Its not that theres no work, people just choose not to work because its nicer sat at home in the warm with Jeremy Kyle.
No one is stopping them doing it, so why should they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# my sisters boyfriend is a prime example of this...
he has been on the dole for about 5 years or as long as i've known him (probably longer!)
He's had jobs inbetween but he can't afford to live in his council house when he has a job!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hang on, I read this earlier.
It said 'Carl, 24, and Lauren, 20 (we haven't used their surnames by request)' or words to that effect. And there's numerous pictures of their fat, gormless, skiving heads all over the place. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# what
"and the jobs going are often so insecure and poorly paid they are not worth coming off benefits for. "

NOT WORTH COMING OFF BENEFITS FOR???

Maybe I'm being naive but if you're a jobseeker you arent supposed to be choosy about it.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The insecurity bit rings true
as apparently signing back on is a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# really? I've never done it and I've lived in some pretty shit places and done all sorts of shitty jobs
good ole bureaucracy!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I've not either
and the wife's never re-signed on, although he did do it for the first time a few months back, due to being made redundant and having a pig of a time finding work. He's only got temporary employment until March, and then we're fucked again.

YEAH FUCKING DOLESCUM RAH RAH RAH I'M ALRIGHT JACK.


*refluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# yeah dont get me wrong, if i couldnt find anything I'd be on the dole like a shot
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Careful, the internet will have something to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, it says unemployment levels are high in their area and have been for some time
lots of people are having troubles at the moment finding work anywhere. Am I just too nice, or are these people not as bad as everyone is wanting them to be? They seem to want to work and/or get training.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *whistlewoos*
I have failed you b3ta! I said I'd go out for a fry up and instead I had a brisk walk, fresh OJ and wheetgrass juice. I didn't even get the socks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# lovely blues
just a shame he'll be dead soon due to everyone of his enemies spotting the halogen light strapped to his chest :D

*edit - just the right amount of oo now, woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ta Toastie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
Poor old Hans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# lovely
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)