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# and now on B3TA, a choice of viewing...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ahahahahaha
classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# This contains Stephen Fry
which means insta-win!

Woo sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# teabag
Edit: You share a birthday with the beardedwife!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# he hasn't changed his sig since yesterday.
and he hasn't changed his age for twenty years...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# yep - 21 for the 15th consecutive year
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# i'll be celebrating the forth anniversary of my 18th birthday in march
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# kiddie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Pearost for this
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Milk!
Ah - the sig's a day old - it was on the 2nd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ah
Oh well, any excuse to pimp the cake I made the BW

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# BWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!


thats magic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Ta. And that's the same pic I based my rabbid on (minus plunger - of course) :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# that's an ace cake
you are the perfect non-bearded husband
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# This along with the ipod touch I bought him,
the BW would agree with you

*beams with perfect non-wife, wife, pride*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# aw, you star
The Non-bearded Wife with proper lady bumps has a birthday exactly 2 weeks after me, so we had a joint present of a DS lite and she got me Call of Duty 4 - I feel like a gamer now - it is a bit fun though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# My family bought the BW
Professor Layton and the Curious Village on the DS. I can thoroughly recommend it if you're a fan of puzzles. But sometimes the puzzles are worded really wierdly.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and more to the point why?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# it just came up the other night when me and the missus were watching it
and I said (in a Manc accent) "who the fook are you?"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# been trying to draw that fat poof today...
who's the whore in the second panel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# kerry katatonic
I tried to think of a low-class celebrity and she leapt into my mind.
Such a shocking waste of smashing tits.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I was looking at pics of Brigit Bardot today.
two of the finest tits in history.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# its the other three that are a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Thus speaks the b3ta Diplomatic Envoy from Australia
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *bows*
here that is a term of endearment...and he's proving tricky to get the likeness i want. :(

His mate on the other hand is like shooting fish in a barrel
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# the trick with fry is his chin and nose. everything should just fall into place
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# im not happy with his eyes, i think i have a reasonable quick likeness
but im going to stomp on my beret a bit more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *Awaits*


:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Yes indeed.
You obviously cheated by including Stephen Fry, therefore gaining an automatic *click*
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# well it was a toss-up between him and Charlie Brooker
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Oh, he would have gotten an automatic *click* too.
Lest we forget his genius:

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# marvellous stuff...
the TVGoHome book is a permanent fixture in my loo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I really must get hold of that.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# is that another round the horne character?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Another?
Er, no - it's a character John Cleese once did.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# aahh ok. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is a character from round the horne
it's a sort of similarish name...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Dame Celia Molestrangler is from Round the Horne.
So it's a very similar name.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *notes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Ahh - I see...
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# John Cleese was never in Round the Horne
or is that not what you're saying?

*attempts to work out reasoning in Venn Diagram form*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# aahh ok => i now understand where the name comes from.
the whole bit about where your username comes from is in response to the question: 'another?'
the bit in the body of the message explains what i was thinking. and chernobble's response clears my confusion.

bloody hell im going to start my replies with definition or proposition in the future.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# That would help, I feel
I'm evidently a little 'challenged' this morning, apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# before I even had a PC


Cluck for bugger (177 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Excellent work, that man...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# haha win, lose or airwold
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahaha!
excellent

Anyone else hear about ITV slashing local news?
Apparently a lot of the old regions are being merged so they can cut down on their local news costs, with OFCOMs approval.

This just a month or two after OFCOM fined them for not producing enough local programming...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# They'll be bust within the year.
and good riddance, too.

Edit: I do apologise for my brutality, but I despise ITV and everything it stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ITV?
whatever will I do without Jeremy Kyle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I'd venture 'considerably better'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# heheh
there's a woman on today who sounds like Johnny Vegas

I don't dare look, just in case she looks like him as well

indeed, ITV News is quite awful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I can never quite work out how
ITV news and Channel 4 News bear so little qualitative relationship to one another.

It's a paradox.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I once got interviewed
in the same day by BBC news and ITV. The BBC team were very nice and spent ages being perfectionists. The ITV team did it all in three minutes and said "Yeah, that'll do". It was like being interviewed by a group of builders after the beeb.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Well, you could always murder him horribly
and see how it works out.

Just as an experiment.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I
Would consider it a blessing to lose ITV (STV where I am) local news, it's almost entirely Rangers/Celtic (local football teams) and whatever they can reach from their Glasgow office without getting wet (even if it was raining), annoying and sh1t.
(Benzyl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# arf!
chav lols
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Ha Hah
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Fantastic!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# This amuses me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)