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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Win!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

ahahahahaha

classic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

This contains Stephen Fry

which means insta-win!

Woo sirrah!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

kettle.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

teabag

Edit: You share a birthday with the beardedwife!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

he hasn't changed his sig since yesterday.

and he hasn't changed his age for twenty years...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

yep - 21 for the 15th consecutive year

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

i'll be celebrating the forth anniversary of my 18th birthday in march

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

kiddie.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

Pearost for this

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rjmrjm, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

Milk!

Ah - the sig's a day old - it was on the 2nd

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

Oh well, any excuse to pimp the cake I made the BW

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Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

BWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

thats magic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

Hehehe

Ta. And that's the same pic I based my rabbid on (minus plunger - of course) :OD

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Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

that's an ace cake

you are the perfect non-bearded husband

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

This along with the ipod touch I bought him,

the BW would agree with you

*beams with perfect non-wife, wife, pride*

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Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

aw, you star

The Non-bearded Wife with proper lady bumps has a birthday exactly 2 weeks after me, so we had a joint present of a DS lite and she got me Call of Duty 4 - I feel like a gamer now - it is a bit fun though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

My family bought the BW

Professor Layton and the Curious Village on the DS. I can thoroughly recommend it if you're a fan of puzzles. But sometimes the puzzles are worded really wierdly.

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Joliet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

hahahahahaha

and more to the point why?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

it just came up the other night when me and the missus were watching it

and I said (in a Manc accent) "who the fook are you?"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

been trying to draw that fat poof today...

who's the whore in the second panel?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

kerry katatonic

I tried to think of a low-class celebrity and she leapt into my mind.
Such a shocking waste of smashing tits.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

I was looking at pics of Brigit Bardot today.

two of the finest tits in history.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

its the other three that are a bit odd

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

Thus speaks the b3ta Diplomatic Envoy from Australia

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

*bows*

here that is a term of endearment...and he's proving tricky to get the likeness i want. :(

His mate on the other hand is like shooting fish in a barrel

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

the trick with fry is his chin and nose. everything should just fall into place

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

im not happy with his eyes, i think i have a reasonable quick likeness

but im going to stomp on my beret a bit more.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

*Awaits*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

Yes indeed.

You obviously cheated by including Stephen Fry, therefore gaining an automatic *click*

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

well it was a toss-up between him and Charlie Brooker

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Oh, he would have gotten an automatic *click* too.

Lest we forget his genius:

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

marvellous stuff...

the TVGoHome book is a permanent fixture in my loo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

I really must get hold of that.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

is that another round the horne character?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

Another?

Er, no - it's a character John Cleese once did.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

aahh ok. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is a character from round the horne

it's a sort of similarish name...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Dame Celia Molestrangler is from Round the Horne.

So it's a very similar name.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

*notes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

Ahh - I see...

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

John Cleese was never in Round the Horne

or is that not what you're saying?

*attempts to work out reasoning in Venn Diagram form*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

aahh ok => i now understand where the name comes from.

the whole bit about where your username comes from is in response to the question: 'another?'
the bit in the body of the message explains what i was thinking. and chernobble's response clears my confusion.

bloody hell im going to start my replies with definition or proposition in the future.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

That would help, I feel

I'm evidently a little 'challenged' this morning, apologies.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

before I even had a PC

Cluck for bugger (177 kb)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

Excellent work, that man...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

haha win, lose or airwold

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

hahahahaha!

excellent

Anyone else hear about ITV slashing local news?
Apparently a lot of the old regions are being merged so they can cut down on their local news costs, with OFCOMs approval.

This just a month or two after OFCOM fined them for not producing enough local programming...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

They'll be bust within the year.

and good riddance, too.

Edit: I do apologise for my brutality, but I despise ITV and everything it stands for.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

ITV?

whatever will I do without Jeremy Kyle?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

I'd venture 'considerably better'

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

heheh

there's a woman on today who sounds like Johnny Vegas

I don't dare look, just in case she looks like him as well

indeed, ITV News is quite awful

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)

I can never quite work out how

ITV news and Channel 4 News bear so little qualitative relationship to one another.

It's a paradox.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

I once got interviewed

in the same day by BBC news and ITV. The BBC team were very nice and spent ages being perfectionists. The ITV team did it all in three minutes and said "Yeah, that'll do". It was like being interviewed by a group of builders after the beeb.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)

Well, you could always murder him horribly

and see how it works out.

Just as an experiment.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

Would consider it a blessing to lose ITV (STV where I am) local news, it's almost entirely Rangers/Celtic (local football teams) and whatever they can reach from their Glasgow office without getting wet (even if it was raining), annoying and sh1t.

(Benzyl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

Haha

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XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

arf!

chav lols

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Ha Hah

Excellent.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)

Fantastic!:D

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Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

This amuses me greatly.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)