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# cock time!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# The water's cold then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# looks hot to me...
*weeps into beard*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Jumps on graph bandwagon & drops off here for perfect timing (if that's ok.)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I gots a tub of haribo tangfastics...
there's a drawing of the keys one.. and it doesn't half look liek the penii you draw.

It almost put me off them if they weren't so sourly delicious.

*is 6 sweets away from finished 1.25kg of sweetage in under 3 days*

EDIT: it is now empty.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I end up rubbing the roof of my mouth raw
with their sugary goodness.

EDIT: Shirley it should be mouth ceiling as it's internal?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# dirty bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Top creature, top willy
but I am distracted by the background. It looks so magical that I want to get lost in it and meet Aslan.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Ooh Lully!
Top reflection Toastie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ooh yes
reflectotodger :D
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# lovely
happy little splashy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Lully As usual Mr Toast :)
TJ what's happened to Jolly Jack
TJTJ what's happened to glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Where's Wowowowowow? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No, really. Where is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^this
there has been a serious absense of a number of b3tans....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# JollyJack got kidnapped by Anti Yiff terrorists
who subjected him to 72 hours of non animal related pr0n in an attempt to "break" him.

It didn't work, he was out fucking badgers in the arse within an hour of release
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I have never seen a live badger
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# that's because JJ always gets to them before you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# There usually isn't much left to stick my cock in, either!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm sure your cock would prefer a nice foaming hen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Mmmm, frothy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you need to sort of roll them up

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# GET OUT OF THE FUCKING STREAM.
THE WOODLAND IS ON FUCKING FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Stream is probably the safest place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# That's where you're wrong. I did a poo in it. Right in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# OK you win
I really haven't got an answer for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahh! he looks so Happy about it, too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# you are a fantastic artist
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# why is it always penis in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I think the real question is "why isn't there penis in everyone else's images"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# That is a good question
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Yes
I would like to see Jeremy Paxman discuss this in question time.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# That is very nice...

* Could you all please slow down because I have to do some work and I can't keep up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ha ha!
: D
he's just dippin' the end in the water : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)