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# prob bindunsky
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Is that Lily Allen's bum?
Why do I feel wrong for thinking she's quite sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# She's on the Q channel atm
I quite like the fear. Maybe it's my b3ta mind at work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# it is ...
Why do I feel wrong for wanting to touch her bum, while Keith watches dressed as the Sheriff of Nottingham.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
wrong...

He scares the shit out of me... always has, always will
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# be afraid

was saving this for essential but...
will link if deemed unsafe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# bloody hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# My body is not reacting well to this image
there's all kinds of confusion going on
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes, this!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I would
love to hammer thatcher.



With a Hammer
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Tummy control pantz
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# my miner's
gone on strike
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I was expecting larger testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Fingers crossed for random quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it would be better
if she was dressed as Robin Hood and me as Friar Tuck.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Because that is wrong.

YOU CANNOT DENY TEH SCEINTIFIC EVIDEENZ!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Because she was born into wealth.
You're not allowed to like people who are born into wealth and then try to do their own thing.

Or - well - just people who are born into wealth.

Something about mockneys, plastic Paddies, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# born into wealth?
how did that happen. Was she adopted?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# shes lovely - dont feel wrong.
*googles for source image to fwap over*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
just googled for the source, and found this article: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2194417.ece

that's got to be a pseudonym the journo parasitic scum employee cunt's using
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Is it Prof's 30,000th post again tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# mmmm Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Nice arse
Shame about the face
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I know they exist
cos I've seen them on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Faces?
Yeah, it's true. I have one. *points* See?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *office guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# cheeky ninja
made me look like a rambling fool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# never had a nice one
one girl, it was really big, I had this tremendous sense of value...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Nice arse
Shame about the bottom it's attached to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Eeuw! Double bagger!
..and only from behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that's a bottom that needs biting
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that's a biting comment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it's certainly one to get your teeth into
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# my opinion is somewhat divided
*scrolls up, that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Don't, you'll make her sulk!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# she shits out of that
ponder, she's eaten a dodgy kebab

and her guts are dropping out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# You keep your vile sexual fantasies to yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
you know you want some dodgy kebab action :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# phwoar
chilli sauce bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# What a bum.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah, but she scrubs up well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Yup, sorry.


nicely btw
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)