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# Waah! I'm the New World Order and I WANT MY MUMMY!


Hi Catnippp *waves*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
GIVE THE BOY MORE MCDONALDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# :)


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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *illuminates*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# who the FUCK is catnip
and what have I missed out on this time?

also - what's this lump?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# sorry it was just
my nose, I'll move it shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=71716&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I was wondering what all the TFH stuff was about. What a load of old bollocks. Is he aware that HORSE IS AN ALIEN

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# We're going to have to break it to him gently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# dunno, dunno and that's ME!
dunno and that's ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# is it a wine gum covered in hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# /\ this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I have just gazzed you and the Prof
with explanations :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Listen, a picture of your cock doesn't *explain* anything
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
maybe not to you - but I am skilled is divining meaning from the cock...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# oh FINE!
I'll just sit here in a pool of my own ignorance shall I!?

*damp patch spreads slowly over groin*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Done you moody git!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *coughs politely*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# nah, it's ok
it's okI'll set Dr When on him . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# pah your
ignorance is a mere damp patch I swim in mine as I don't even know what gazzing is or if one who gazzes is gassing
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You've been away too long


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# heavens to mergatroid
I tried to install linux and it took me so long to get it working that the world moved on without me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# thanks
now suddenly a lot more makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Catnip? Catnip?
Who the fuck is Catnip?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# "and what have I missed out on this time?"
Not the board's finest hour.
Paraphrased: "Ha ha, *points*, different! Let's all insult!"

Edit: as drbroon's post explains, the cult teaches its members ridiculous 'facts', to try to keep them isolated from the rest of society. The aim is for the person to feel "shunned by society, so their only friend is the cult".

Well done b3ta people: you've been a big help right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Not really.
Paraphrased, it would be more like:
"Funny pictures, what? You believe what? But what about all the evidence that contradicts your conspiracy theories? You mean you don't care about evidence? And we're sheeps if we do?
Let's all insult!"

You missed out several important steps.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I agree, in the sense that what happened was complex.
I only paraphrased the aspect that struck me most strongly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahhahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# SUGGESTION
Make it turn the same colour as the board for about 10 seconds so it looks like its suddenly appearing out of the page

Then gaz it to catnipppp
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha thats fiendish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)