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# spooky...
(tuwile, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Here
that was surprisingly watchable, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Haha! No worries :)
The departed now on 4 :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Boooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooo
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yay for pointless new threads!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yay for cows!

*looks in baldmonkeys direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I H8 COWS
I LOV EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# lol not rilly i also luvs cows
AND EHGGS
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# today i have learned that pretty much everybody here has a lovely desk
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Today was a good day :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# i enjoyed it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I suspect pretty much everybody
made there desk more photogenic before displaying them
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I didnt at all
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# yours made me feel warm and happy
the others cold like ice like an empty shell. Every desk should have a mug!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# this desk?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# yay look at the lovely big mug
and that one and that one oooo *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# There are 3 mugs and a pint glass :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# And bog roll!
Essential, of course.
(tuwile, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *dons tin foild hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I have two kettles in my picture
but only one mug so i consider your image to be superior. also yous has a loo roll.... for wiping the screen... uhhm when you spit tea on it. this is also good planning.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I wish I had a kettle on mine
But the bog roll is mainly used for nose blowing and cleaning tea spills after running up stairs with tea and spilling on desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# "Spilling the tea"?
That's a new one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I spill a lot of tea, mainly cos I drink a lot of it
Masterbation occurs after tea consuming
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# the cardboard tube that was once bogroll on my desk
is to wipe away the tears of joy as I stare longingly at my squirrel girl collection. I have many kettles thus tea making it all within reach. In uni i had a microwave and fridge in arms length of my screen. Best days of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Haha, how big is the collection now? :P
Kettle and microoven are 2 flights of stairs down :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I have had to start my nest over because a skip arrived
at the end of term the fridge had to be sent "away" but the rest went in the skip. It was rescued from the side of the road and "repaired" I am small but strong when drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ...
nice curtains
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I got new curtains the other day.
They're decent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Black curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# There's a street light outside my window.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# megadeath
*headbangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Thanks
Did I slag off your curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah
I was very hurt.

I chose this uni accommodation based solely on the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Im sorry, my curtains in woodvale were dire
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Keep that
bog roll handy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK UP ON THE BOG ROLL AND NOT THE EMPTY BATTENBERG, THE SWEET N SOUR SAUCE POT OR THE MONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Keep that bog roll handy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# To be fair
if you kept Battenberg in your bog, I'd mention that too
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I did,
and it still looks shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Mine has Ciderless man pint glass, though it may be
just out of shot. Man gut is full of Cider now though, Cider and roast dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# this^
Mine was already tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# girlfriends have their uses
well, sometimes
(tuwile, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# my girlfriend has a desk
do i get one? no. it's not fair. AND she makes me do the irony

she does keep it tidier than i would have, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# OH NO NOT THE IRONY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# i'm sick of all those spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# not a chance
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I WISH I HAD A CAMERA D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Communicate it to us
through the medium of dance
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ...that's not a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I'd take a picture of mine
But I cant find any batteries that work in my man draw.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I think I'm going to call all my material objects with the title 'Man'
Fuck me, I just dropped my man phone in my man pint!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# man drawer pictures?
mebbe
(tuwile, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# DeskBiscuits
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# is there a desk theme tonight?
www.flickr.com/photos/jamnog/3357786744/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
tonight all day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# secretly lovin it
*feels guilty*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No secretly from me, it was my creation :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# thats awesome
!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# it has a certain lets make the water turn black feel to it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Your screen
it needs to be bigar
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I used to have two very big screens but ... my brother "donated" them
I will one day get my projection monitor up and running
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# What about when it's sunny
WHAT ABOUT THE SUNNY WEATHER!
Didn't think of that, did ya?
Punk.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# thats why my dog invented curtains!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# You bloody artist!! :D
My desk is covered in little toys.
Lego people, Pokémon figures, a playmobil arab I painted...clay models...a rock with a smily face drawn on it...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I have a
small army of dungeons and dragons style figureens in there and a plastic cow that lights up and makes a moo sound. I shall bring the cow with me to the b3ta bash and hold some pointless drinking competition. The prize being said cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# this is a good desk
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I like how
it looks like someone is sitting on the chair
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# that would be my farmers/fishermans body warmer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# desk desk desk!
also, my packet of chicken flavour noodles has an interesting flavour sachet



I'm not completely certain it was chicken flavoured :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Condom packet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# yes, it's a condom packet
in my packet of chicken flavoured noodles

thus adding greatly to the confusion :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Fox condoms
Covered in hair for her pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# and maybe the occasional chicken spine
for ultimate arousal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# FUCK YES EAT THAT WITH VIGOR!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# in china, it gives power of fox
or, as they say in china

這些化學品被禁止在三年前
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I love them chinas
they so luvvery.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# innit
though now they are all fulled of uncle sam america burgers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Mmmm china girl burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# foxes eat chickens, so they probably taste a bit chickeny
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# it's possible
but only science truly knows
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# fox is disgusting to eat
very gamey, needs to be left to soak in a brine before cooking but taste is not good. its quite a dry meat too so best to stew slowly

not the best roadkill
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ooh :D
I like your desk.
I have that tablet, too! Bloody lovely piece of kit, that.

Needs more distorted naked reflection, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hmm
www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/gaytest.jpg
(yermawsgotbaws and yer da's a welder ;o), Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# bivvy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I like your desk.
I'd like to go fishing with you. But you just know we'd be fighting by 3am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# nah, only if you caught and i didn't ;)
anytime i have all the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# good. Because I flogged mine.
Which was a travesty. 2 Shakespeare rods ( 3 others as well), 2 Mitchell match reels, Abu 501 closed face 1 touch ( and another Olympus closed face ). 2 large baskets and tackle boxes 8 rod bag and much, much more.



£60 when I was impoverished on my apprenticeship and the mortgage ( girlfriends mortgage but my half had to be paid )was due.
I was too proud to ask my parents for money ( I had only just moved out and was 16/17 )

My dad went mental.
I hate to think what it would cost to replace that lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i feel for you
so many people sell up, it is easy to get good second hand stuff of people
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Looks rather spacious
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# it only a one person thing like that
it is roomy tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Where do you poop?


(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# that looks like a nice place to be
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Didn't you see the sign?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# One reason why i'm about to give up smoking in the house
aren't Macs lovely!

*Purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# well done.
you found a day you could post something. If you posted anything on the other 364 days of the year you would have known what a twat you would look.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Aww, calm mate
but you may in fact be on to something:

Profile for tuwile:
a member for 11 months and 6 days
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has posted 0 messages on the links board
They liked 2 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Yes, I've been in the closet for eleven months.
Please let me stay.
(tuwile, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :)
I understand coming out is a bit hard, but pull up a fridge , shop a hamster, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Are you cross today?
I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# No chicken.
I'm all good.

I'm listening to 70's choons and feeling fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Good
You are a pig when you are cross sometimes. now go and listen to an 80's classic I spoiled in /links popular. I'm quite proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Eerie too . . . good shot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)