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(Catnipppp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Aww poor little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# nicely
best place for them, bloody things.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# On noes!
Somebody put him out of his misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# No one wants old and used Nokia 2G handsets anymore. So that's where they go to die!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'm still using...
...a 6310i. It was brought out of retirement when my K800 committed hara-kiri.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :(
Great picture
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Arf!
Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *sings Coffee and TV*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# RING RING TURDPHONE

nice picture

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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Never used one either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *violins*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# communism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# The bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# they are after our processed goods and partly functional telephone system
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Good for them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# But good for us?
Eh?

Eh?

I was making a picture of Saint Cyril of Jerusalem smiting Patrick and his band on faux-Irish piss-heads.

But I am going to stop as I cannot be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Don't worry. We all have very vivid imaginations.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# MOTHER RUSSIA
CCCP
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
CP Cs C
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Electrical goods and garden waste
should be separated: that turd and Nokia should not be in the same area. I pay my council tax so things like this shouldn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# how topical
i just got a new phone today!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# *tinfoil hats*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# yay
someone has phoned me up to tell me that they are going to phone me up

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Don't give in to the telemarketers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# heh
but he might give me a job :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# What if it's a trick and it's you that's calling ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# then I am doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hehe. That's excellent.
Places in the UK are springing up offering you 'hundreds' for your used phones which seems like a great idea until you realise that it's not worth the effort unless you have anything newer than a Nokia 6800 that you might get £30 for as most other older phones they offer you £1.
You might get £180 for an 8gb 3G Iphone but who would want to do that when they could get more on ebay?
Out of interest I looked at one that was plastered all over the newspaper recently and put in the details of my XDA exec that cost £750 new. £30 offered. Bargain. I'd rather bin them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# haha you failboat
xdas are rubbish

its like the tesco value blackberry
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Without the tie-in which the Blackberry has.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# without it's mainlining of crackberry juice, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# BES architecture
*comes*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# FAILBOAT!
stop the 'insult of the day' comp - WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# :P
i only poke fun of him cos im on his ignore. stupid i know but addictive.

btw can´t believe how long it´s been since u got this fp´d

members.optushome.com.au/bf1964/AT-ATdrag.gif

im getting old :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yes and once thats finished
we die alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah, they're full of crap
You'd have to replace your phone on a monthly basis to get even a few quid from them.
We recycle them at Oxfam.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# the only people who can afford to do that are the ones who steal a new one each month
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah. I agree with the principle
if there is a charitable excuse but these people are apparently getting phones for next to nothing and reselling them in developing countries for huge profits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I was out in Tunisia
in 2003 and got offered about £200 for my shitty PAYG phone that cost me about £50. If I had known, I would have taken loads :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# was probably fake money
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ha!
Probably. I would have taken the money if it wasn't all inclusive anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# just another crap scam
mind, my phone is completely losing it now

the recharger connector doesn't quite work all the time

which is great!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# This just made me realise that phone thieves must have an easy time converting the goods to money

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# kerching
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Aaaaw I bet that fucker Ed Byrne did it!
Much wooness.

God I just had a girl check in and she was utterly stunning. Then she started speaking and I couldn't wait for her to go:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# well, if you insist
Gawd oi jarst hard a gurl cheaak in ond shoi was uttarly stunnoing. Than shoi stortid spoiking und oi caldn't woit fur her to go:P
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Aah that's better
Now I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# well a septic:P
Just voice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Oh lordy
I bet she spoke through her nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# She sounded like one of the Bratz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# great stuff :D
i've been hanging on to my old phone for many years, it's got several buttons and a black and white screen and Snake 2, which is all any phone should ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Very good.
I think I still have one of those phones somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# This, sir
is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# all rubs handsets should be treated like this
(can't help but be prickishly confused how people make do with handsets more than 12 months old!)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I hated them carphone warehouse ads
where they bullied little phones; license to say it's okay to act like an unsympathetic twat more like.

*makes followup ads where the kids are pushed under a laughing bus*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Very nice a little over contrasted and saturated but i see where you were going with this!
(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)