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# oh hi!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hehe noice :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# For some reason
I read that as "noice 3D".

And spent thirty seconds squinting at the picture trying to get it to assume some field depth.

And after that I realised it was a rather lovely image in 2-D, just as it's supposed to be :)
(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# she looks like she's breen on the Lambrini
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Very healty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# FIT
what is it, an apple?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I thought it looked like a plum
then I lost all confidence in my ability to identify fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I'm all confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# yes
sexy isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# My confusion?
It better fucking be, I'm not getting any cleverer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# knowledge is power
so confusion is dangerous
dangerous is sexy...

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'm dead dangerous, I answer the phone in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# cor lummie!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# MAVERICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# If knowledge = power
Then why can't my washing machine remember what fucking setting I put it on?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# power station angling?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You plum.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 'tis a plum
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# What I said down there ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/9317452
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# plum :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I've got fruit dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# That explains why you keep spelling Graham Norton's name wrong.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# have a banana :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# PLUM :/___)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# PLUM PLUM
GLORIOUS PLUM
THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT FOR PLUGGING THE BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# nice to see you are personalising your emoticons
to look like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# No. If I were doing that, it'd look like this: :/__)________________]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# you have one leg and a genie's shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha, my secret shame.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# It's a damson in distress...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# *soundly beats*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# *had it coming to him*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I cant see a dress...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# blimey, it's actually quite creepy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# PHWOAR
I'd ... erm... put her plums in my mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I'd ... erm...
slice her in two and take out the stone...?

... let her juices dribble down my chin... that's the one!

Finally - I was starting to get worried then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your plums?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hi Miss Peach/Nectarine
You would taste good in a nice salsa.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# silly plum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Right click/properties is too much for me today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Now THAT would make me eat more fruit! :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Fruits are whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# like an all day breakfast
that's a whore too...

"I don't mind - you can have me any time... however you want it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# brb, fucking a mango.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Mango, mango, mango-mango-mango, mangoooooooo!
Here's a mango, here's a mango, here's a mangooo-oooo!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# careful
sometimes the stone carries a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Cool, they're bringing the Munch Bunch back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# i has never seen live plums
didn't realise they were that anaemic when still on the vine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Plums!
Lovely :D

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hey fruity
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)