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# Monday morning vs Staples in the eye, hard to decide which is worse


any requests for tomorrows Draw Off? I haven't got the energy to think of options at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# BISCUIT MONSTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ROBOT CLOWNS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Monty Python!
'ningles fella.

EDIT: Mwahaha. My anti Burger King poster is still up on the Burger King shop front:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# what where eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It's a poster telling people not to eat at Burger King
with this on.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# GET YOUR TASTY MOUSESHIT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# There was another one for the really dodgy chinese down the road.
They got closed as there was mouse shit in the resaurant, buffet area, kitchen and food storage area as well as no hot water to wash up in.
I still pass the place and see them pouring new food into the old buffet stuff and mixing in the solid crust from the food that's been in there all day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# mmmmmmm.... sounds like a classy establishment!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm not eating outside of my kitchen ever again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# then where will you get you recommended daily 5 portions of mouse droppings?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I'll buy a free range mouse
and feed it on hemp.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I can just see you looking down at their glass
cage in your tweed jacket with your monocle and pipe and saying, "Yes, produce my little ones. Shit, shit so we will be rich!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I know you can see me
you're standing next to me while I do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# shirly mouse dropping
would add some nutritional value?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Yes I've comment on that too.
They had to close down and that was the sign that the council made them put uo (it's an offence to remove it). So to cover up the put big 'Closed for Refurbishment' signs up and employed a guy to stand if front of the council's sign to make it look like they were doing something good as they're so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
devious bastards... report them to the council
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
whats that then??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# A cult British comedy troupe:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I NEED MY DROPPINGS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Photo else it's not true *standard b3ta statement #12000-3a*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ... b3tans must remove false teeth
before engaging in oral sex in zero gravity...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Sorry must have gone into Rimmer-mode
*standard b3ta statement #12130-3b*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# are you sure?
it will mean changing the lightbulb...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# mp is a nice choice, I'll put it in the poll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# haha ;D
Suggestion: "Horace goes...."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# beagling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# dogging?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# beagling is dogging for toffs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *running hug*
just back getting my cigarettes so I can go for one inbetween meetings and shadowing - love to all!

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# *hugs Captain Wow-shaped space where Captain Wow was*
:D x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Draw your interpretation of other b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hehe:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post244443
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I've suggested it before too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hehehe
i likes that!! :D

idea - super villains! (no jokers)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :)
something musical - David Bowie...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I've read that Music is musical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# A choice from a selection of programs by Cosgrove Hall
(woo for the pic, sir!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# we've done Dangermouse
and that's the only one people would want
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# bugger, I missed that one.....
edit: how about "Classic Movie Monsters"
eg The Wolfman, The Mummy, Frankenstein's monster etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# done them too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ........... 3 inch tall clowns riding hover-squirrels down a Wipeout style track?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# did that last thursday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Animaniacs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Pinky and the Brain
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The Pigeons in Animaniacs were win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I can't actually remember those....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# There was some talk of Tekken characters last week...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'll put it in the poll
then let the masses complain decide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Steampunk

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Staple in Eye or Monday Mornings
there's only one way to find out FFFFIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!

or something like that - actually your monster is only mildly bemused by the staple in the ey things so perhaps this wins over Monday Mornings. As I work various days including weekends Mondays are no more bothersome than working any other day well expect Sundays it's always crap working on a Sunday.

*EDIT* Suggested Drawoff - Terminator Fluffehs (animals with robotic parts and a bad temper!)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# the more I read this the more I'm convinced that weeks now contain three Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# famous people as fish
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# this is the draw off, not the image challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ah OK!
in which case: FISH

:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# yup, will be in the lunchtime list
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Nice!
Though i did think he was trying to cut his thumb on a razor at first.

Draw off - father ted
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ^This and ^This
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# action man 2009
how to make him fit modern society
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# blow his legs off and put him on "Noel's HQ"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *quickly shops a fake BBC page*
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7978848.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# quick on the draw
must have been on the wireless and hence entered my brain causing a small electrical connection that lay dormant until, with this cuppa tea and a wagon wheel it suddenly went off

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# PENGUINS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# THE THREE AMIGOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# RED DWARF!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm slightly concerned about what will happen this weekend
given that the last two series were close to unwatchable...

I heard that this is the script they were going to make into a film!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'm quite confident it's going to be utter shit. I keep hearing it's a Red Dwarf-Coronation Street crossover.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# done it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Anti-fetish solutions for more mundane sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# HARRY HILL
to commemorate the fact that saturday nights are once again devoid of anything resembling entertainment on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# arf....he should give that eye a break every now and then
and fire it into the other one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)