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# Amazing what they're building in Dubai these days...

click for bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *burns Rothmans*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I needed to wear a mindpissproof hat today it's spotting out
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# You're always smoking you
and you never try any other type of cigarette!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Us smokers are creatures of habit
mainly bad ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# i try and go for a bit of variety tho within my smoking.
duty free drum light when poor and if feeling flush there's an array of cheap and nasty taylor mades i will happily buy and smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Truly a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# HAHA OMG THERE IS A THING IN DUBAI AND FROM SPACE IT LOOKS LIKE A PENEISIESISISISEISIS!
OMGLOGL!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *likes*
AGAIN! AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# That's a bit well done, is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/5317866

I like yours
but you've had about four years longer to work on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# :)
this just reminds me how long I have been wasting time on b3ta :D

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Haven't we all.
We give it the best years of our lives and it rewards us with a tuesday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# yeah
lol, jokes on us!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Effects Morrissey voice.
Every day is like a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I turned 6
a wee while ago - one of the happiest days of my life

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I turned 7 just before you
but it was a Sunday so I was sat on my own, wearing a party hat, with nobody to share my b3taday cake with.

So, yeah, one of the happiest days of my life too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# *birthday hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Yay!
birthday hugs are the bestest hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# funny thing is i've been meaning to do it for years,
but always decided just to shop somebody's head onto a film poster instead!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
mMpty Ball Pier:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Great minds, yours is much better though chief :D


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# indeed pal!
thought it' might've bindun so i spent fecekin ages on it to make it look good (hopefully)...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Your cock is ace...
...er...hang on. That's a bit rude :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Arf!

Needs more crudeness though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I know, it's a bit too high-brow,
My cock drawing skills have improved tremendously since I joined b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# DO IT AGAIN HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# He loves it
And it keeps his coat healthy and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# that is just beautiful.
what a fucking work of art.
this will set me up for the day ahead at work!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ha I don't have to go to work today
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahhaha, that is some top ;shoppage, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# this would be a fantastic investment
because it's not as if sea levels are going to rise or anything like that.

EVERYONE IS A FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I'm not
*lives inland*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I don't think you realise
just how much the sea level is going to rise... I put the plug in and left my sink running this morning

muuwwuuhhahhahhahha

*moves to the top of Ben Lomond Island*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hmph.
*ground floor flat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# it's going to be so cool
like Kevin Costner's Waterworld!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# my house is called Seaview Cottage
from the front window I can see the underside of my car
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# you don't drive a
C Class Mercedes I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha
no

in fact, my house is now called Seaview Ottage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Please buy an F and an R.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# heheh
my postman struggles with it as it is

he's just about got the hang of 'Flat 1'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# The royal mail gets very confused about my house
so all of the companies that use their system do too. A lot of people taking my address ask 'are you sure?'


I fucking live here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I want to get the other Mr the Clownfish a camera tripod for his birthday
the one he wants is called 'Manfroto' which fills me with glee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Is it foreign or are they having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# HA HA HA
very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
thats excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# im staying on the palm this weekend :D woo!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I always thought they were trying to send a message /delurks
(diesseits, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)