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CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# How very dirty
Needs some rain to wash it clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Rain? Are you mad?
I HATE rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# newly-freed from a prison camp at the end of the first world war
three british squaddies decide to change their luck by pretending to be american and getting sent home to the wrong place. they travel by cargo ship to chicago, where they immediately become involved with the local mob. squaddie A falls in love with the boss' daughter, but realises his prospects are tempered by the probability of losing his breathing rights at the hands of her jealous father. squaddie C goes missing, squaddie B becomes a monk. a neighbouring mob conducts an assault on the first mob, and seriously injures the boss. squaddie A realises that his death would leave his daughter unguarded, but in the end decides to save him. squaddie C turns up working as an agent for the invading mob. they both go round to the monastery to rally squaddie B to action, but he refuses. A and C plot to stitch up both mobs and take over both groups' rackets, but on the night of the heist they are uncovered and face death. at this point squaddie B bursts in with guns blazing, saves them both, and they all go back to yorkshire where they wind up the rest of their days as old men in the pub, telling their story to unbelieving youngsters
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I had no idea whatsoever what the fuck you were on about then,
until I read his sig :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# feed me coffee, watch me mash keys
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# this
thought it was copypasta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# in a perverse way
i'm kind of flattered that my rambling is not immediately identifiable. even with my pathological resistance to capital letters at the beginning of sentences
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# This is nice
I have some photies from my trip to Chicago you could use.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I know the one time it needs some rain and it isn't raining
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hehehe
give him a min :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# nicely

♪ Footsteps on the dance floor,
Remind me baby of you… ♪
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You do realise that if that becomes an ear worm for me
I will have to kill you?
I detest that song
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# next time a beetroot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# It's shit
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# How do guys and girls
You are all very lovely Ostriches?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Noon Earl!
Yay! Charlton will probably end today relegated :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# YAY :D
I have got a nice bit of air dried, Angus rib eye steak for dinner today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Cor!
I need to go and get my dinner shortly....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Our Bobby is still playing football!?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Silly Flowerpot.
Charlton Athletic innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# *Lays large egg*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *cooks*
A bit of Tarragon with it, magic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# what happens?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# probably won't get many responses what with the hols but....
This week's draw off will be on Wednesday at 3pm due to the holiday, but I'll still start it now.
Please only pick if you are taking part
Draw Off Wednseday 15th April 3pm
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Nooooo
I can't make Wednesday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# The atmosphere reminds me of the film
Angel Heart.
Edit: Oops manners. I really love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# That is a brilliant film! Oh yes!
However, this makes me sadface!

my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:1000866
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Oh dear god, there are so many films on that list that should never never be remade
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I know :(
I think the picks for me are Arthur, Taking of Pelham, The Birds and Angel Heart, but there are more that make me want to kill....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# They should not touch forbidden planet or Metropolis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Or Flash Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Nor Rosemary's Baby
FFS
Edit: To expand. Back in the days when special effects were very basic, directors had to rely on natural means and talent to create an atmosphere as well as top story-telling.
I hardly watch films anymore (I used to be a film nut!) due to the sameness of everything.
It's either pew pew pew lasers, CGI, or something aimed at teenagers with spotty college students doing silly things.
Where are the grown up films these days?
Nice bit of hame for tea. Yes. All fields, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ooh, Randomburn ...
Five CDs sounds better than two from Summerburn. *signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# meh, not that fussed with Rosemary's baby
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Again, the atmosphere in that film was ACE
Like Angel Heart, the undercurrent was almost tangible.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ^
Rosemary's baby was a great film..ver' spooky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# And not a zombie or special effect in sight!
Nor lasers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I totally agree miss!
The Birds for example, is terrifying because you knew the birds were real.

That is also why I enjoy World Cinema so much more than hollywood. They don't have the massive budgets, so they have to do things for real. Also, as they can't really afford to have a failure of a film, they make sure that any project is a great story.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You're right about world cinema
We are rather starved of that sort of thing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Did you ever see Tsotsi?
That was rather stunning. Also, if you can, check out Bombon el Perro and The Orphanage. Belleville Rendezvous is an enjoyable animated film too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Oddly enough I didn't see Tsotsi
The title put me off as I thought that it might be too much like reality to me and sometimes I prefer to be in ostrich mode, for my sanity.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is actually really good, and not quite as "thuggish" as the name suggests. City of God it is not.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Well, recently:
"Burn After Reading" (Cohen brothers) - one of their better films.

um

"Thankyou For Smoking" in a similar vein, I suppose.

Hmmm. Probably others. Can't think of them right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I thought Thank You For Smoking was absolutely brilliant!
One of my favourite films of the last few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# The Constant Gardener was a superb film.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# it really was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Not seen that yet.
Keep meaning to check it out.

Also, Hotel Rwanda and Shooting Dogs were fantastic I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# may I suggest the film adaptation of 'The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas'
it's very faithful to the book, and shows what can be done on a smaller budget.
Wonderful film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Thanks Archie and Soosh
I shall look out for those.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Also,
The Addams Family Values. One of the best films of all time IMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# trust me, he isn't kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Only joking, kind of. I did watch it yesterday though, and it is rather amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Red Sonja with Rose McGowan.....mmmmmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Not sure what to think of that,
having not seen the original :) But I am rather interested in seeing Barbarella with her, as long as there is as much, if not more, nudity as the original :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Rose McGowan.....mmmmmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Do not, I repeat, do not,
ever, ever, ever, ever watch Jawbreaker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I watch that from time to time
In bed with the lights off.
It's my favourite film ever, bar none.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I do love it, but I wouldn't say it was my fave of all time :D
Robert De Niro is so god damn sinister though! The nails! THE NAILS MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# needs more extractor fan
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah, If I was an Ipswich fan
I would give up supporting them too....

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
Yeeeah

Edit: arse, try now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# The URL contained a malformed id!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
been to Banham zoo, I found it odd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# for god's sake
are you ever going to get past the intro?

nice as evar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This is one of the best.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Reminds me of HL2
Budanyways... I likes it! :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Noooo! A happy place!!!


woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Is the guy behind...
...a place holder?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)