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[challenge entry] this sort of works

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(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# that;'s a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# errr
could you explain it a bit please?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ooof.
Bad bad man but very well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ryan Adams did a song called
"Fuck it, I broke your cat." I need a copy of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Summer of '69 is a good one too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How imaginative and fresh ;)
I saw him at Shepherds Bush Empire a few years back and some twat in the front row shouted out that. Ryan then launched into a 5 minute rant at this fella culminating in him getting the bloke thrown out. It was fucking hilarious. You've never seen a fella put so firmly in his place.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# oh god dont start that bandwagon again
especially now that there are generators that can create tilt shift photos automatically :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# its a bus
not a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Thees
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# sir this bandwagon still has a pulse
CLEAR! "high pitched whine..."

KACHUNG

beeeep....

12:17 called it.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Now tell me this week's lottery numbers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ...everytime
I STILL read that word as "Tit shift"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Or
twat shift, tweet shift, twit shift, put i think those phrases best describe the exodus from facebook to twitter.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Twat Shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# are they real?
they look plastic to me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *shifts a bit*

how about now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# i thought this would be a good idea

it doesn't really work
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Why is my monitor out of focus?


WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# that's your eyesight...
and you know what causes that, don't you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Vomiting carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# It's not out of focus - that's a thin layer of man-juice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# au contraire
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# But that picture is of a model!
It's part of the plans and designs they made.
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ^This
The best thing to come out of that bandwagon was when someone did the same effect on a screenshot from Sim City 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# woo tilt shiftery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# These are clever
And I do not understand them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Tilt-shifts have a narrow band of focus
originally created by rotating/tilting the lens a bit relative to the image plain of the camera/film, but now usually done with computer machine things. The line of sight is dependent on the aperture used.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I was with you right up until the word 'tilt'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# It makes everything look like toys lol!

Madurodeventer
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That much I understand :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# blurry bit
focused bit

blurry bit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# SCIENCE!


Click for bigger (273 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Don't come here on this here god-fearing internet website board with your SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# All science is LIES anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# So Mr Hawking,
let's see your SCIENCE save you now!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
#

Want to hear my science-based tune?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# if music be the food of SCIENCE
play on I say.

( I used to LOVE Thomas Dolby ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# That's handy
I sampled him
207.44.242.20/links/301983
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh yeah.
That's most excellent.

have one of my poor efforts.

tinyurl.com/ytt7lr
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# That's lovely
What program/s do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# mainly Reason 4, Sony Acid pro 7
and sometimes sony sound forge for some post processing.
have another oddity tinyurl.com/yoltl2
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Yes!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This wins everything
I don't know why other people bother anymore when this is in existance
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
I live in London so that's racist actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Did you use tiltshiftmaker.com for this?
The full width horizontal focus makes it seem like you did
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I don't get it?
(UTB, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Very nice
I seem some 'artist' in Bristol is making a packet out of these type of pics.

Fucker...why didn't any of us think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)