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# Ning brethren
More cutting edge topical punnage for you


CLICK IT YOU SLAHG!

Prolly bindunned betterer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# 'ning Twiggles!
You crosswording today?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# 'ning Dave
I'll make a start now
The Times one is easier
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# cannae get than online
without paying C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# WHAT?
oh - crosswords, sorry I thought you meant horseporn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# SHHHHH!
crosswords is our euphamism . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# oh sorry!
cor - 6 across is a bit excited isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Look at the wang on 13 down!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# HORSECOCK
... where' barbar?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# HAG!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# HARRIDEN!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Four across. Ugly old woman or witch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I though euphamism meant kiddy porn:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Which one're you doing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Guarniad
It's free online


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I've got 4 already
its a bit easy today
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Arf!

Good ning Griffens. And a good morning to all you happy cunts and cuntettes! I expect you all have smashing blouses on.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :)
wotcha, how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Please state the smashingness of your blouse

Myself I couldn't complain, save about the weather
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# my atire is exceedingly worky...
suit shirt tie and hula skirt.

this weekend my missus took me to a tailor to get fitted for a new suit.

*glees*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Ooooh sounds good

is it a sexy hula skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# yes
it's made of Harris Tweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I have an Oscar the Grouch t-shirt
Is that adequate?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# More than adequate, I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# good nings
I have an orange t-shirt with a ghost with heapdhones on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I have an apron on.
and nothing else*

*is dirty, dirty lie
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# So, no apron then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Oh no. That bit's true enough.
I failed to mention the rubber gloves and heels.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *falls backwards off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I think I'll do my work from down here today
I think I'll do my work from down here today

what are the chances of us both logging on to b3ta in the same outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *googles for Harris Tweed apron and cravat set*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *only manages to read first part of post before falling off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I appear to have forgotten to wear my blouse this morning
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I didn't realise you had BOTH
you nipples pierced...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# with the same ring
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Blouse? ...goddamnit I'm waring nothing but a todler....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Good ning also Medi
my blouse has printer ink stains on it, which I only noticed as I was driving to work. I may have to go and buy a new blouse at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Make it a smashing one!

(what happened to your other reply?)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I put it in the wrong place
I can't get the hang of these message board things.

I've also just missed my 25,000th post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Milestones are overrated if you can put a cock in any old post anyway
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# nings medi'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Haha
*running spangs*

I love his alternating expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *slaps hand to forehead*
*slowly draws hand down over face*

ha ha ha - please sit where you are, surface to desk spanging missiles have been deployed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# actually, due to MoD cutbacks
the warheads have been posted to you. Could you please carefully unwrap them and then detonate them when you receive them in 3-5 working days.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Is there a return address in case tey are faulty?
I hope you put the right postage on them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# they aren't under warrenty
they were sent as seen. If they don't work please call a POLICE bomb disposal team and then write a letter to your MP/MSP/MEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I may have to kill you now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# with cuddles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Well, it'll take more time but.... ok
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *joins queue*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I hope you brought sandwiches
I'm planning a looooooong lingering death
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Sandwiches not allowed
Only soups in flasks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *multispangs*
Excellent last expression :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# punpunpunpunpunpun!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# been meaning to do that one for ages
I've just noticed I spelled his name wrong in the punchline

bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# THEY'RE COMING IN THICK AND FAST
It's like Pearl Harbour round here!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
#
In ter continent al
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
#
s p anging m iss le
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Oh dear gods ...
Excellent expressions. Have this:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
#
www.snipurl.com/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# No, that's not it either :)
This time it refuses to load
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# works OK for me
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hmm. I got it to download now, but now it won't play either
*sigh*

Full marks for trying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# just imagine the noise of a spang
and you are there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# K'Spang!!
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# cheggers drinks pop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Well done.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# pffft
how dark
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)