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# Internet white knights, ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I think you're going to see a crying kitten soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Probably. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# You're Friz's sock puppet
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# The fuck I am.
People have actually met me, and I'm nothing like that fat-faced cockend.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# You odious twat.
The only thing you appear to be is a fat-faced cockend.
please fuck off back to /talk.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Fuck me
This is a great way of "outing" puppets :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I'M NOT FRIZ, DAMMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ....Yes you are
Look, you like bullying girls who in reality you couldn't even stand near in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.
Enough of this playground banter.


Now it's time for somebody important, ME. To step in and sort this out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# JMG, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# User Number 9708
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# 24132 has lesser man issues.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I was going to blame you for all this.
But I wont. This one time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# And who exactly said you were in charge?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hey.
Nice new thread you've got here.

EDIT - On another note, KK is actually very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# aww bless
You got a "look at me" thread going on over there too? Betcha have. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# HI DIXON.
LOOK AT ME AND MY CAPITAL LETTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# mmm sexay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# OOOOH. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU USE LOWER CASE LETTERS.
HMMM YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# small but perfectly formed.
like my willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# HMMM YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ^ this,
with added ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# he's saying what we're all thinking
you should go into stand up.

I'm off g'night sexy peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Tra!
Also, what's the deal with airline peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# thats kinda unfair
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I've drawn an optical mouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
draw more :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Woah now. I wont be due to post another picture for at least a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# OH HAI HOTSTUFF
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Sorry, Jeru - I only do high-brow humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ha ha blimey!!
The next logical step in mouse development
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# you must be so proud
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# everyones gotta start somewhere
besides, have you seen a picaso? wtf was that guy thinking
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# yup, you've produced a work of creative genius there and no mistake
thankyou for sharing it with us.
good night /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# They're dropping like flies!
g'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I hear you can open tin cans with your chin.
Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# People tend to pair her with Pearl.
I think that is better than with Apollo.


Also: Do you actually see older Pearl?

/only played one game, wants more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# No, nor do you see older Maya.
Play the others, they're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I played the last episode of the first PW game the other day.
Good fun. You inspired me to with your Damon Gant .gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I'm playing it right now,
I'm almost done with it now.
At the point where Gant's pissed off to have dinner after being accused :D
He does make me laugh :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I fucking want the Ace Attourney Investigations already!
Bloody japanese, speaking a different language to us...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ?
This seems a bit harsh, she's been creative and stuff, yet you've deemed her as fair game to mock because she is a teenager and female; probably because you are yourself a rather lonely sad teenager

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Married grown up, thanks.
And it's only the internet, calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I'm very calm
I just think you're being a bit of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# why don't you just fuck off?
Internet or not internet you are simply being a prick, and being 'married grown up' makes you even more pathetic.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Married?
Good Christ, I'm so sorry for her.

Also - Grown up? - I think not. Cunt.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I'd take a guess at he finds it easier to bully girls on the internet than in his real life?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Not really.. I'm female and only just not a teenager.
I just think it's a bit odd that most of /board gets up in arms about anyone criticizing her which they often do with kindness and a constructive heart (though not this post clearly). She has been very rude for example to Todd who was saying useful things.

It's just this place isn't deviant art, if it's funny then ace, if it's innovative then ace, if it's good then ace but she is rarely any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# And if you have nothing good to say, shut the fuck up. As my Aunt used to say :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I agree.
I do think that this could be pointed out in a much wittier way though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I'll try harder next time then.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# This covered in sauce
Just because she's a teenage girl doesn't mean every piece of shit that comes out of her arse is a creative art nugget.
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# The first rule is 'don't be a cunt'
ultimately this isn't really the place to start new threads being critical of another user's work, if you don't like their stuff then don't say anything, or if it really gets up your shirt, ignore them.

I quite like her dad, so owe her some loyalty to a degree, especially when posts like this appear. I've made polite criticisms to her in the past, but being directly nasty is not the b3ta way
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I think there is a sort of injustice in that respect.
Just because she is a respected members daughter means that her pieces of work are to be immediately praised no matter how bad they are? Her photography is alright but some of the drawings just look like doodles you'd do in the middle of science. I'm pretty sure if someone else posted their doodles on the board they'd get shunned. As Todd said when she used to post doodles she'd get next to no replies, how is Killer Kitti any different?
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# really?... I've been doing doodles here for about 6 years...

funny that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Probably because
Your 'doodles' resemble something that's actually worthwile to look at.
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm glad I got your blessing then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# praise?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Yes praised.
Everything she posts here gets instant responses on how good her crappy drawing of some lanky emo guy is or a photo of a rusty pipe.
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# as you can see from the thread below
she hasn't gotten any praise.
However for having been here less than a year and having posted less than a dozen times before, you seem to know a lot. Which makes me strongly suspect that you are a regular who doesn't have enough balls to use his regular account for fear of exposing himself and losing some friends. So, who are you?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I am Axissix
I'm pretty sure i'm not the only frequent lurker
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's a fair enough observation to be honest
but all I was drawing attention to is this is not the place to be nasty; she doesn't flood the place does she? If her posting stuff is a source of irritation, simply click the *ignore* the button. I quite like some of her stuff, so won't do this; if she receives an unnaturally high volume of praise then so be it, that is how things are. Write a fucking thesis on the subject. But why knock it? As I said, if it fucks you off then put her on ignore. Rather simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I find it funny that it's the people who don't contribute anything to the /board
are the ones who are always up in arms about something or other that she's posted.

I'm not her greatest fan myself but at least she tries.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I've tried.
I made a cuddly anatomically correct heart and stuff, I do contribute stuff occasionally.

It'd be interesting for everyone to celebrate everyone on b3ta 'because they try', I've never really seen that concept in action apart from with KK. However, I agree with not being an utter twazzack and that this thread is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Your post is tops
I couldn't agree more
(RBF, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I see your artistic input
is going to give us all something to think about
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
#
<=4chan | /talk=>
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(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# If I'm to understand the local gossip mill output correctly
the problem isn't with the abominably low quality with KK's work (which is inarguable), it's with the inexplicably high amount of praise it garners in comparison to the rest of the bog-standard shit that gets swarfed around this place. Which mean's you're jealous, or you hate everyone, or you want to fuck KK, or you want everyone who's shit to fuck off, or you love your mum, or I love you. There, I've said it. Marry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ^^^^winnarrrrrr^^^^
Who needs Psychoanalysis :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I fucking love you.
Tell these cunts that I'm not Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# This.
I used to post doodle/sketch crap here too in my mid-teens, and only ever got one or two replies if any. What does KK do differently that merits so much praise and attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Nowt at all. But what the toss does any one of us do here to merit attack for perceived levels of "quality"?
by someone who obviously lacks any?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I post shit and I'm everyones favourite ever person.
VALIDATE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I <3 you
Really
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# This is the start of a wonderful relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Nothing.
Nothing of any relevance.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Because this board is full of pedos who think they have a chance
obviously.
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ha ha 2 posts I can see
and both attacking the same person...no axe to grind there then :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# i usually don't join in flamewars,
but it seems odd that an unusually high number of these posts (the one's that are making sure that they get in a certainly negative jab ((and in a mean way)) at the quality of KK's work. are coming from people who normally post on /talk

bryan, grrrmachine, the furry dinosaur -- are you all pissed off about your /b/ being offline?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# just follow the slimy trail
www.b3ta.com/talk/6123974
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# what have I done?
I'm quoting the rumour mill and putting this in perspective. If you don't like it, blink rapidly and spin your mouse scroller and it'll all go away. I don't even know who the fuck KK is, but if she's responsible for drawing Pob up there, I'm not going to be hurling wooyaypanowie's around like it's buy-1-get-8-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# You had an opposing point of view or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# What's a /b/?
I came onto this thread to laugh at Brayndedd being taken the piss out of initially but the sheer torrent of abuse he got lead me to want to post something.

I'm just sure that KK is a big girl and doesn't need quite so many internet knights in shining armour riding in to protect her.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I really like some of what KK does.
Some of it is extremely good. Not so keen on others, but hey. That's life.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# sorry, I read that post as "oh god, I want to get inside her pants"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ^ this
If I like it, I say so, if I don't then I don't bother.
For the record, I too find the swooning, pandering and preening sometimes odd, but don't feel the need to get worked up "on the internet" enough to express my disgust through the medium of MS Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# you BASTARD
KittyLitter is a GENOIS and NO ONE IN THE WORLD can draw round photographs HALf as well as she can you BATSRAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Oh, I didn't see the drawing you'd done so we could compare.
Grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:15, archived)