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# He's not
He's just standing there!


Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yays
only six months til the London bash then!:P


EDIT: Redidded it from scratch. Took less time the second time.



Again cheers cakeburglar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Brokefast :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ah, it works in Firefox....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# pfffft
Not enough of him laying on the floor or shagging the units
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# No fur on the units.
You can understand why the cats buggered off though.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I would really hate to be his liver right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# being a liver is probably
a step down from being a human in almost every situation...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# To his liver would be on the point of death its self
It is probably playing chess with the Grim Reaper right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# it probably leaves a mess on the baord
every time it moves a piece...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# That is why the Grim Reaper has such long sleeves
So he can mop up the board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hmmm
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/2455187/Kids-brought-up-by-animals.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Excuse me what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# OH NOW I GET IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You do?
Could you explain it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Certainly.
When a man zebra and a lady zebra love each other very much, they email a stork. The stork acts as an antenna and sends a signal to Ikea. When Ikea gets this signal it posts a sofa to the zebras via a predetermined delivery service.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Do they do this whilst they're fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Don't be silly, I'm sure they find it hard enough to use a keyboard as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ah you mean like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Clipclopclipclop.
faukegfk eafulnef ifnafhmserfgl suhnafhkf
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# if you shoot and eat the stork
is that like an abortion?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Depends if it's on the way there or on the way back
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Oh your answer was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# it's on the way there
but only to tell them it forgot what it was that they wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It all depends on if Ikea do mailorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No
That would be shoving your hand up its arse, grabbing its beak and tugging it inside out. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
#
break⋅fast
  /brkfst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [brek-fuhst] Show IPA
–noun
1. the first meal of the day; morning meal: A hearty breakfast was served at 7 a.m.
2. the food eaten at the first meal of the day: a breakfast of bacon and eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Smartarse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Worst thing was the on dictionary.com the sponcered results came up first.
So the first result for the word macdonalds was:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# im loven it, r u loven it 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Who the hell has Breakfast at McDonalds, it is like eating cardboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# you're supposed to take it out of the box first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# The box probably has more nutrition in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Do do do dodo. I'm loathing it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I walked right past the berger king and went to mcdonalds
I didn't fancy mouse crap in my burger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ah
you're a rat shit man then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# it has more flavour in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It is a lot nuttier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# it no worky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not surprised
it has hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# worth waiting for
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
I like that lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Looks like some unhappy toast in the background there
I wish I could meet all you funsters, but alas, the swim's too far from Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That's no excuse
I've been to Australia for a bash!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# WHAAAT?? Really?
OK, that's it, I'm saving up for a trip to Old Blighty. Save me half a kipper, or whatever the heck you Brits have for breakfast. And don't forget the Vegemite.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Jellied eels, crumpets and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# No point we've got marmite
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Marmite is the carnivore version of Vegemite
But will do in a pinch.

Crumpets with golden syrup, or porridge (oats, water, pinch salt) with a sprinkle of brown sugar and a belt of creamy fresh milk, mmmmm that's the go for breakfast in winter.

OK, how many lurking B3TANs are in Australia, specifically the eastern seaboard from Cairns to say, Melbourne? I know keb/-\b will be in it, plus a few other Aussies here.... should we do a bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# haha that was worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# not fair
i still cant see it...dont have teh firefox :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# You may need to force a reload, with Cmd-R
(It was all grey before I did this; afterwards it's fixed).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# eh?
no understandee techy talkie :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ctrl and f5 buttons
does a total refresh rather than the ordinary one which assumes some things haven't changed (ie the stuff already cached)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# HOORAY IT WORKS!!!
thanks Jessie and Bee nice...I has learned nu skillz :D

and hahahahahahah to Riverghost....nice rework ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
happy xmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon.

How are you Squire Bobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)