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# Innit


Hello ning and all that. Tell me of yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# My name is Tim, I live in Amsterdam and I love painting toenails
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hewwo Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Oh shit, that's pretty uch how Syncubus started
;)

also, it sees y mmm is fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh Noes!
What will you do Ediocre?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Give y keyboard a good kicking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I have sticky 's and 's...
as you can see. Is that really how Sync started out here? Sync, BTW, supplied a body part for my most gasped upon FP ever so long ago, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I really enjoyed him in the past
especially when he was still a boarder

I only heard of his exploits of late
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# What? He's gone?
I thought I saw him earlier this year. Then again, I am rarely about.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Well, I actually don't know the details
but I thought he was a talker almost exclusively, before he posted his cock and got B&

b3ta.com/~syncubus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# When did he post his cock?
I do not remember that.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# When didn't he?
I think I've seen his more than Ewan McGregor's
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Really?
Clearly I suppresed the memory :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Clearly you weren't around when
Berk started piercing!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Really?
I knew him from the main board - I never went on talk. Hmmm, it was his cock in my FP and no one seemed to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *reads sosumi's profile*
So where's this infamous robot picture then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I don't know.
I thought I had it on a backup drive somewhere. Mofafa (SP?) says he has it but also can't find if. It was just some small pie pans taped over my upper lady bits.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *imagines*
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Umm... Okay... Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# TELL STUFF ABOUT YOURSELF
The Captain demands it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Actually, I think she's got me on ignore.
So I won't bother.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Women never listen
I've told my gf I've slept with her sister 4 times, and she always replies with 'uhu'.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Uhu.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I never slept with your sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Almost quarter to ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It's because you taste too salty.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# ning Cap'n
today I will mostly be paying bills and waiting on a call about my interview
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# who did you interview?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# oooh... good luck
I want an interview

It's been almost a year since my last one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'll interview you for my ultra minority magazine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Is it about one-legged pirate zebra's?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# That was last month
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I've got everything crossed for you, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *yays*
Telephone interview (with mobile phone company whose name doesn't rhyme with anything) 11am tomorrow.

Sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It rhymes with bee-mobile
or lorange
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *hug* YOU GO GET EM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I have one of the models Eddie Jordan presented to them in 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Is that a hitchhiking badger?
Morning my lovely captain, how are you on this morn of morns?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Morning, I'm knackered. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Very tired today,
I was up late watching Stanley Cup highlights I recorded on Sunday. But I enjoyed my 1/2 day yesterday :D, did you miss me yesterday afternoon? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I was off too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Haha, brilliant :D
Something spooky is going on, we were both off sick at the same time, now had a 1/2 day at the same time o_O people will be talking :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Save!
Ningles Miss

What's this little fellas name then?

But back to your original request...

Today I will mostly trying not to get too stressed, trying not to eat my emergency Mars bar and thinking about the lovely chicken casserole I'm gonna cook tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# *shrug* you can name him
I call him 'that'll do'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# looks like a her from my angle
how about Nathaniel?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My name is Adrian..and I think James Corden is a talentless bitch
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I love your name, it's so much better then Adriaan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMl6ocouIQw

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA STUNNER!!
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# That was so uncalled for!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# WOOOO! ningles Cap'n, and ningles to the whole board!
well this morning has started off badly, and it can only get better.... I just hope this tuesday will be one of the better ones on here....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Poor Steve...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I may just curl up in the foetal position under my desk and hope today goes away
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *hug* thee and me. Want to start a business?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# a business? how about a consultancy group to weed out insanity in the work place, - beating the shite out of marketing types who think they run the company
Vanquishing the employees that bully others to give themselves a sense of self importance etc

Infact, it would be less of a job, and more of a new superhero league, helping workers how are trapped and bored in their jobs!


cor, I feel all motivated now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YEAH
as long as I can wear jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# well, I always wear jeans and tshirts to work, so yeah, it shall be written in the empolyee charter "thou shalt wear jeans"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I am sat here in:
knee high boots
tights
black wallis dress
french cardigan

that's about the best I can get away with when my boss is in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ooooh can I join?

I'll wear my underpants over my pance 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You wear 2 pairs of pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Sometimes 3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I'll book you in for an interview... Please post your CV here
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Everything you need to know is in here:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# congratualtions, sir, you've got the position!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *hugs in a manly non hugging way*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hullo!
I am and idiot :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Yo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# How is the yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Tired- you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Tired :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Oh biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I have no biscuits
this is an untenable situation that cannot be allowed to progress
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# \o/
The picture from my mug is starting to come off :,O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I have just been supplied with a piece of dark chocolate cake.
Need fresh coffee to go along with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I am just a vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I've always said that about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Me too.
How's tricks? Are we friends again now?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Yeah, it's your loss.
You'd have got a hug. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ergh.
Hugs are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# You're so shit to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Good morning

I have a growing craving for spicy food. Even early in the mornings now.
I try not to give in to it too much, because other than I first thought, it does effect your taste a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# You should change your name to Farty McFlame
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It's nothing like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I had reggae reggae sauce on my phad thai last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You see, I wouldn't even consider reggae reggae sauce to be spicy
I'm talking jalapenos for breakfast and habaneros for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# It is to me, I'm new to spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I'm ffoeg..


mostly trying to sort something for my daughters birthday today.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Popes unite!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# :D
*highest fives*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Can Berlusconi join in?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hell yes
it's a 3wai!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# BIRFDAY
get her a bouncy castle and a mr frosty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Mr Frosty!!
that's a great idea!.. bouncy castle is out of my league though :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I think I'm gettting ill
I am fighting this by listening the the Chiffons and the Crystals and thinking about beehive hairdo's.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *hug* poor lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I'm a trooper
I have gallons of lemon and ginger tea and a robot tissue dispenser, what more could I ever need?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Good girl
get some spinach in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I'm thinking about keeping beehives
Killer bees would be nice, then when the chavs decide to fight outside my window at 2am I could throw a hive at them and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha
When the bees die you can also make the softest slipper socks EVAR. Or a dandy bee snood.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Also, sorry to hear about your potential illness
I shall be beaming internet hugs, hot water bottles and the like your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Herro
I now live in a room downstairs.

On a nice big bed playing Street Fighter.

Anyone care to join me?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Only if you look like a porn godess
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Fraid not, pal
I'm not putting on a dress for that request >_<
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Only if there's no funny business...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# It's just good clean fun
Until the CPU gets cheap.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Good nings Lady Captain
I am Griffy Savalas.

I wish I didn't spend so much time on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hello Griff Rhys Saver
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ooh I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Do you? Do you like that? Say you like it.
Say my name. Go on, say it. Yeah, you like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I can't
I have an orange in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# SAY IT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I LIKE THAT CAPTAIN WOW
I LIKE IT A LOTTTTTTTTTTTT

MAKE ME SAY OTHER THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I have webbed toes...
and I want this tattoo

Is that too much or too little information?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# No that's brill.
If it were me I'd get a smily face tattooed on the web, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# That would be rather amusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Love the tattoo
love your nail varnish
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# These are not my toes...just a jpeg I saw on boingboing.
My toes are webbed between the little toe and the next (obviously the next). I tried to draw it on with a biro, but it's not easy at that angle and it looked terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I too have webbed toes
but only up to just above your scissors.

I have often thought about self-surgery, but then I stop thinking about it quite rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Did your siblings ever tease you - if you have any -
that god was supposed to make you a duck and he messed up, but he (she) will change you into one at any time? Mine did, and made me cry until I was about 5 and figured she was full of shit.

And did you ever get sick of people saying "I bet you swim really well"? :D
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# no
I'm the only person who has ever really noticed it.

besides my sister had webbed legs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Oh, how terrible for her.
But I suppose she may could make a lot of cash from mermaid fetishists.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Cool
My feet are different too :D specifically, I have no nails on my big toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# This appears to be B3ta freeky feet thread
So I will admit that I too have webbed toes. Pretty much like the above piccy, minus the rather splendid ink and the nail polish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# My webbies are the baby toe and the one next.
and hello to a fellow web footed friend. A family friend used to play this song to me as a child
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/bekindto.htm...only it was on an album with much better music.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I am eating toats with melty margarines on it
it is nom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Luckyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Why aren't you eating disco meats?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# because
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# G'morn Captain, my Captain
I'm a little teapot short and stout
this is my handle, this is my spout
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *tips up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *pours out*
anyone for a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# More 'ning!
Today I hope to do more than simply open a week's worth of post cos no lazy bastards did it last week.
Am also finally getting items replaced by insurers after burgulary in FECKIN FEB!!
Got a brand new nokia n95 yesterday, laptop in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Geoffypressies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# My toe is green
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Owww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# My name is Mr Gear
and I did a triathlon at the weekend. This is outside of my normal remit, and my legs are hurting a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Greatings, being of Earth.
My name among your folk is John.
I have two cats.
I am an ex-IT tech now turned chef.
I have tickets to Download!
I am picking my nose, I will not eat what I find up there.


Edit: i am listening to Alestorm, drunken pirate metal ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)