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# Jesus...

There's a bigger version on my blog. Yes, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# just fantastic
I cant think of anything to say
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# How about "wombat"?
"Wombat" is generally a fun thing to say.

Say it out loud. Shout it. Shout it out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Say it once, say it loud
I'm a wombat and I'm proud
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Solidarity
(Essence of Wombat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# And essential
in a game of "Wom"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Xylophone Buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Moist
say moist, it sounds rude but it's not

Moist...pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Moist is the Swedish word for face raping
which is a smidge rude
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *moists*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Yeah, I remember that Scene in "The Seventh Seal"
Death: "Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy?"
Knight: "Gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy"
Death: "Moist"
Knight: "Cant we just play chess?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "But, you cheated"
"I'm death... what did you expect?"

Who says Bergman didn't have a sense of humour?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Any film with moisting in it
has got to be worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Exactly
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# great expression

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# let this be a warning to us all
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# What's the going rate for letting a Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Your soul
And every Sunday morning from now until the end of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh no I want to be the one doing the letting
I don't want to let a Jesus, I want to let one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# you want to let him what?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I want to let him to people that want to let a Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# In that case
Their soul and every morning from now until the end of their life. You could make them do whatever you want for those 3 hours on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Anything I want?
*rubs hands in ghee*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Check your contract
you may be able to sub-let without the landlord's express permission
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent.

That Jesus, he's such a fictional cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# one of my colleagues thought Battersea Dogs Home was fictional until we went past it yesterday on the train
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I love you
and have logged back in specially to click 'I like this'. FP now!
(Dermot O'Logical, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahahahah
brilliant!


you Rock!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Quite wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# why can't I click this six times?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Huh?
Is that Jon Stewart?
(Seebeedee, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# All I can say is
ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# This is FUCKING brilliant
The second pannel has just killed me hard.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Fucking Genius
...and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# next time i see some elders
I'll invite them home and show them this
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Love the facial expressions
They're just so tragic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)