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[challenge entry] Completely unrelated, tangential
& seamy with absolutely no context what-so-ever.

abc.com.au/news/stories/2009/07/07/2618672.htm
EDIT: Due to gaining of notoriety and 'Ignore' clicks

From the Pirates! challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Why don't you fuck off, you arrogant cunt.
Your picture's shit, and so are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# He should be CUNTRAPED!
Fucking 4CHAN piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Don't mince your words, Barb. Tell us what you really think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# What do you think TGA?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I think it's game over man, game over :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :)
It's been a while since I had a good old vent of my spleen
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Having copped a lot of shit for image size in the past
has led me to express my rather forthright views on whether my image has been sized correctly or not.
Oh & it is only 175k.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Only 175k?
Hello new person, please read the FAQ. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# It's not like
I'm paying for extra baggage to get on the plane.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# There are currently 54 images on this page, including images in replies, etc.
If they all stick to the FAQ, that is a maximum of about 5 and a half meg to download.

If however they were all 175K like yours is, that would be nearly 10 meg to download.

That's why there's a filesize in the FAQ, not to persecute individual images, but to keep the board ticking over smoothly.

Otherwise it would all grind to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ...too late.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Took the time to count
Now back to work you lazy bastard.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# With that extra 75k
People on capped bandwidth could have seen 2 more lolcock images, you insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# am i missing something or is there no logic behind that statement?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'll be gittish and antsy
before you can be gittish and antsy at me....or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ants!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Ah what an excellent tactic.
is it that hard to scale optimise in ps?

it's about 4 clicks in gimp...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# So if everyone is jumping off a cliff....you're the one who follows
clever thinking I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# do fuck off and learn how to optimise your pictures

it's not fucking rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# It was in 1983
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahah tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Lol Pwned
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yeah look telling everyone to fuck off because you can't scale a jpg is a little out of order
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Fair call
My apologies.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# NO NOOB RTFFAQ OR YOU CAN GO ON FUCKING IGNORE
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Don't like the FAQ - then feel free to fuck off
/Are we given flaming torches and pitchforks when we do this folks, or do we bring our own? it's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# There's plenty in the big cupboard under the stairs
behind the biscuit tin
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# yeah man
we all do what you say

you are the king

everything you do is great, nobody may complain or comment

do fuck off you fucking ignorant gopping mong

mong

mong mong mong mong
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Gopping Mong!
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *fucks off*
*gets bored of work*
*flounces back*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# lick MY ring of fire
/jalapeno pizza blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA who is that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
...
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# C3PO in drag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ...
Police are looking for the owner of a 700-year-old human skull found washed up on Sydney's Northern Beaches.

Maybe I've missed the point, but my guess is that the police search is unlikely to produce anything, what with the owner of the skull being (a) almost certainly dead, and (b) almost certainly dead for about 700 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Officelol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I don't like the size
but I'll be arsed if I'm gonna fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I don't like you at all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Too brown, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)