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# Burger!
Not a photoshop or anything, but I made-ded this here burger one rainy saturday when I had but a crumpled fiver and some coins to my name. I wanted to see how much burger I could make for about the price of a McDonalds. It turns out you can make quite a bit! Yay!



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Ingredients (more or less): 1kilo of mince, 1 red onion, flower, yeast, 3 tomatoes, a lettuce, a load of cheddar.

Moar
Even moar
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Crikey that's a big 'un!
Did you eat it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Aye
....over the space of 3 days!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Now that's a man burger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Your face is not a burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# fuck me
you are Mark Speight AICMFP - oh you spent it


/edit - hahaha that ----V
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# gene spliced with Charlie Brooker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# and the man from erasure
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# roffles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# IT WAS STILL A CHEVRON UNTIL YOUR MONSTROSITY OF A POST.
I'm sorry. I feel really bad about that. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# nah
you came in too early here: b3ta.com/board/9717817

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# My whole day is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# My oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Boo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Boo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# How's it going Mr. the Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Braw! ta!
/belated reply

How's you? All excitipated about the SatBash?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Betty Boo's doin' the do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# What a wonderful day.
(Poison-System-X, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# now normally I'd post something like "why am I looking at your burger?" but honest to god, I'm amazed...!
just over £5 for all that? UTTERLY MENTAL, and quite WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Cheers!
The bread had to be home-made, but meat + cheese was the most expensive bits; the rest is cheap as chips! I had never cooked burgers that big before; they look like meaty pancakes when you do them; and in a kilo you get 3 big meaty pancakes. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Shopped only please


EDIT: Oh hang on... that face has been shopped - Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# When's your heart bypass surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Thats a nasty tumor growing from his cheek there
NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I cannot see the flower in this pic.
Are you the flower? Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# TJ: Spain's Goth First Daughters
Anybody seen this original? Anyone fancy having a go at beating these photoshopping attempts?

I'd have a crack myself, but my shopping skills are seriously lacking, hence the cooking theme.
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That's not too bad. Have you seen Nicholas Cage's son?
ego.globo.com/Gente/foto/0,,15792751-EXH,00.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# They really need to stand up straight
That bad posture makes them look silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I like the idea of this.
What did you use for your special sauce, as if I need ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Meh
You're just teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ha!
That last picture is fantastic - Good job Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# noym noym!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I am impresessed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# wobbly dog says hai!

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# Together we´ll break theeese chains of loooove
Don´t give up, don´t give up
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