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[challenge entry] Maths? You Bet.


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(synackle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# WHAT?
*brain assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
asplode.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# With reference to your signature, I concur.
However, I noticed a fella get confused on the news yesterday and refer to last year as Twenty O 9 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Newsreaders are just well-dressed parrots
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Twenty-tenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# two oh oh nine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Not enough stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# 0x7DA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# 57 in base 3.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# if you spell it backwards, it's oloz.
I'm saying ZOLO because I am a wanker who cares about what to call the year.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# What's Kelly Jones from the Stereophonics thinking about there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# the millions of pounds in his bank account I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# All the millions of pounds in the world,
will never make him feel better than being smaller than me as I am a midget and I am taller than him! LOL!

Richard Jones the Bassist however, is a man mountain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Women love kelly though
I just don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# JUST LOOK AT HIM!
err, I mean - perhaps they like his hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Are you saying that short people are unlovable? :(
He is a nice chap though, and he used to write good songs IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I've got nothing against short people
it's just he's ugly and squinty.

And IMHO Bartender and the Theif is the only good song he wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Lesbians.
It's always lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# a conversation I just witnessed at work...
one gorgeous sales girl talking to a gorgeous marketing girl when hearing she was taking antibiotics "Your not contagious are you?"

"Only if we use tongues" was the reply with a cheeky wink at me!

BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Oh my!
Pics please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# You are now legally allowed to be saucy at them. But not racy, as per the Racy-Saucy Act of 1910.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# This is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha
I like the cut of your jib. *employs as new workplace "equality" manager*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *and then I woke up*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# he's thinking about kelly jones
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# me.
HE JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# IIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *fetches calculator*
*puts it into scientific mode*
*types 5318008*
*giggles*
*goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# cocks taste good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# you big gayer!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# BASIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for compo

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] if we're peaing in the snow
snow compo
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Not seen it done like that before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Can I join in and pea with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I find myself liking this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I wish I'd thought of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Lol
Mmm, Ice Cream building
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# americans rap cunts, sheep phonics? you bet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# so why do you need the brackets?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# so his shelves don't fall down
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)