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# COCKFEST II
Its nearly that time of year again and the people of the sleepy North Shropshire village of Cockshutt are warming up for the annual Cockfest. This year being there second festival they have cleverly called it Cockfest II!

For this and 'ALL THE big up & coming events take a look at cockshuttvillage.com/CockshuttVillage/Events.html

Sleepy little villages u gotta love em :)
(pirate_cat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Funniest reply wins a kitten:
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Do NOT try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# SHITTING ARSEBISCUITS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# this wins!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I'm giving everyone until 12:37
Then the kitten is being given away. At the moment to the one that made me angry least rather than laugh most.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Now
How much do you charge for a good, hard shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Four hundred prints of images without rain in them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ooooo that was a bit below the belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I didn't know he gave dance lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Up his sleevies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# spammy cock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Disgusted,

Tunbridge Wells
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# well i would be too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Quick, to the b3tamobile; I'm driving!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# bagsy the front seat!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# there's no airbag, and watch out for the hole in the floor.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
#
driving drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# are you saying i'm drunk... I'm not drunk.... *hic* I can drive with my eyes closed, I'm that sober.. *stumbles and falls*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Horrified
Ashby-de-la-Zouche
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Fucking hell
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I was looking for a fat Chinese chef
bu found that for the source instad...

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
fine fine
(pirate_cat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Sorry, I don't get to post it that often...
Nothing personal, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# But, the bummage he will recieve will be
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# The worst part is;
he did. First. But still came here as well.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# This always manages to make me smile

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Mildly Perturbed
Thornton- Le-Willows
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# aroused, woolfardisworthy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Congrats on your new Community Centre heated partly by a ground-source heat pump.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Spiritually Awakened
Rochdale
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# You won a kitten
cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kitten-trumpet-560.jpg?w=560&h=557

Well that brightened my ten minutes at least.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# if only we had a Links board....... Oh.....

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I blame Todd Stitzer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I blame Airbrushed David Scameron.
or hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# This wasn't funny when you posted it on /links a few seconds ago
it's even more not funny now.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Cockshutt-cum-Petton Parish Council
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)