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# Happy St. Patricks day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Wanker
Did I mention you're a wanker?

Edit: I forgot to mention you're a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I'm surprised you didn't call the wanter a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# I think you'll find it's wankist:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# HAHA
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I know, it's so witty isn't it, you'd think people would say that all the time
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# *leaves skid marks on zelt's carpet*
Mmmm friction burns.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Oh no I knew I should have got laminate flooring
:( !!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Should have
Splinters are so much more enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# did i mention that I don't really give a fook
A load of americans in new york have been on tv saying how they agree with the violence in Ireland and how they think groups like the real ira are keeping up "the good fight", well I'm old enough to remember the manchester bombing and the attacks in the 80's and early 90's, you go tell a small child whos dad has just been kneecapped that you support the good fight you fucking cockmonkeys, it boils down to religion (yes there are social and political issues on top) but christians killing christians because of minor differences in the interpretation of a work of fiction written 1600 years ago. There is no good fight and no good war, there is only unnecessary death due to some fucker deciding my god is bigger then your god.

sorry for the novel but this really pisses me off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Wanker
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# show me a man that doesnt wank and I'll show you a liar
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# A man with no arms and no legs?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# He could still, like, thrust his hard cock against the inside of his underpants or hump the sofa
I've given this too much thought haven't I
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Yes.... yes you have
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# now go and clean the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# John Wayne Bobbit
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Stephen Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Lionel Blair?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# why lionel Blair ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Why not
He doesn't wank.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I bet he goes at it all day and night looking at bdsm pics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Basshunter.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Lionel Ritchie?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Richie Rich?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers
because of course by sleeping alone I get me all to myself, and I always know I am going to wake up with the most attractive person in the whole world
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# *orders mega bucket of popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# salt or sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Mixed
Keeps the taste buds awake
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Actually that's nothing new.
I think we have the Americans to tank for us being prepared for the terrorist attacks in the UK ocer the last 10 years.
If they hadn't have funded the IRA we'd have been completely unprepared.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# we also have the armicans to blame for the terrorist attacks over the last ten years
if we didn't go into afganistan we wouldn't be in the state we are now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ooh!
double whammy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# what a fatuous argument.
Maybe the UK should start pumping money into dissident republican terrorism. Just to keep us on our toes.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ^ THIS, hard
Way too many yanks still think the IRA are noble freedom fighters, whereas in reality they're just the Irish mafia.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Freedom Fighting Terrists
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# thats not in dispute
the question is what has that picture got to do with St Patricks day
Or is it a blanket statement that that is all ireland is about, which is like saying all germans are nazis, including the Jewish ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# quite right
hence my silent post below :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# God forbid there should be blanket statements on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# your right Mr. Toast
it is kinda a blanket statement, I know not all of Ireland supports the ongoing violence, in Ireland there are now paramilitarys patroling the estates, police do not go into certain areas, every day people are kneecapped for there beliefs (at the end of the day they are all christian) no irelands a great place, just don't go near the border
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# This post make grammar Nazi cry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Did you say 1998 or 1978??
I've lived 10 miles from Omagh (near the border) for most of my life and you're talking the biggest pile of ill-informed shit I've ever heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
your ignorance is truly astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I may be wrong but the Omagh bombing wasn't the IRA
it was some autonomous splinter group of self-righteous bunch of bastards that kill their own people. Not that that is dissimilar to the IRA.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Yes
Simon Cowel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha and his Quartermaster Louis Walsh
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I suppose if it were a splinter group
the accomplices would have been turtles:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# "Teenager Mutant Ninja Terrorists, Teenager Mutant Ninja Terrorists, Teenager Mutant Ninja Terrorists
Heroes with a bomb-shell!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# it's not as if the murderers are in charge or anything now is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# So all the Irish are terrorists?
Like all muslims?

Hayulp! I'm surrounded by terrists!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Merry TOAP day.
Merry TOAP day from AEIYM.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Arseholes Enemas Iguanas Yemen Monthly?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# That's me, alright.
Especially Yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# that was in August (1998)
St Patricks is in March, around about the 17th I think

I don't follow your connection.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# it's more to make a point about the current state of Ireland
Happy political post on B3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# 1998 ??
Current???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# They've-just-signed-a-historic-power-sharing-agreement-lols!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# great so now the people that were the political wing of the IRA have power
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Technically no.
The people who were murdering people and hiding behind the political wing of the IRA have power.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Current state
eh? Are you still living in 1980s? Best stick with the Gary Glitter paintshops mate.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# So how's this funny then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hi Ben
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hi Nick
Good to see you nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# it isnt
no one ever said we had to post funny images
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Okay well please explain why it's worthwhile instead then
Because I don't really get that either.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I did a big post just ^ up there
everyone in the uk today will be happy celebrating, dressing up as if they are Irish and remarking how great it is (post above is more aimed at america) well it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# In the words of Buzz Lightyear...
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# You have just exceeded your quota of personal insults on /board.
I take it you've been here long enough to know what you must now go and read.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I think you're mistaking facts as insults?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I can't wait until Easter
Will you be telling us how much of a cunt Jesus was, and that we shouldn't be enjoying our chocolate eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Like every Easter on b3ta then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Worth who's while?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# what the fuck has this to do with st patricks day?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I think he's making some racist politician statement that all Irish are terrorists?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# it's been a bit 'iffy' of late with stuff like this...
repeated Haitians with fried chicken images, all Irish are now mad bombers etc.
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I remember 2 fried chicken/haitian images a few weeks ago and this today.
Hardly a hotbed of racism, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah you have 1 fried chicken image and you need another one 10 minutes later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *stifled giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# haha
I want fried chicken:(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# ignore button is your friend.
I've not seen any more shit kfc picture since I went ignore-happy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Ignore is good but then you miss out on all the fun of flaming a troll
there should be a "half-ignoring but still watching you" button
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# haha
i agree, I regretted ignoring some of the people for a wee while after the fact, but you get over it and forget their existence, sometimes that's best.

a transparent ignore button, like what you're positing might be alright... you can still see their posts, but the fact you have them on ignore prevents you from getting all het up replying to them...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I think everything you've ever posted has been this shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Whoa man
It's like the traffic lights are saying "Stop!".. Stop all violence in Ireland. They knew what was going on man, they knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Oof even by b3ta standards this is pretty damn low
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# You wrote this episode of CAPTAIN PLANET!!!
AICMFP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# THREADSAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# 20 minutes after this photo was taken
HE PLANTED A BOMB!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# You can see he's evil by the glint in his eye
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# *yay*

should have been a tabby cat...

tabby sure, tabby sure...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# tabby or not tabby
that is the question
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# I dunno...
but hes quite cleary a CAT-O-LICK :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# ....0_0....
that was...I really dont' think there is a word for what that was....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Ithankyew :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# "Funny" :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Why
Is everyone so god damn touchy all of a sudden? No-one gives a shit when we rip the piss out the twin towers for ANY reason. Careful with the dismount from your high-horse people :/
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# BECAUSE IT'S WEAR A STUPID FUCKING GREEN HAT DAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
To be honest, St Paddys day has always irritated me as its more celebrated (at least in Glasgow) than St. Andrews day. Now, I realise that the reasons for this are: 1. We loved to get pished. 2. Clever Guiness marketing. Still, seems unpatriotic.
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I don't think it's offensive.
just shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
fair enough! :)

Its hard to tell sometimes...
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hypocrasy on b3ta NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# You see, here's the thing.
This isn't bad because it is offensive, it is bad because it is offensive without any humour. Being offensive for the purposes of satire is great. The trouble with this is that doesn't have anything to SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# have you considered
that you are just not sick enough!? :)
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Maybe someone needs to devise a scientific scale of sickness.
Possibly based on how many wanks you can complete during Schindler's List?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
#
I take that back, clearly you are! :)
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)