
i get it!
how's you? i've got a job and am enoying feeling worthwhile
(and not bieng deproted)
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how's you? i've got a job and am enoying feeling worthwhile
(and not bieng deproted)

got a job. doing? and did you go do that drug research interview thing?
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i'm curren;ty fixing pc's at remote sites 100km radious of Sydney cbd.
it's great.
and permanent too.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 6:40,
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it's great.
and permanent too.
![Challenge Entry: The Reductionist Challenge [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

OK I'll stop now

I so love fake windows dialogue boxes.
Errr, It is fake isn't it?
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Errr, It is fake isn't it?

And even though I knew it was fake, I couldn't stop myself clicking "continue" at the end.
www.justlikethosefakelinks.com
EDIT: which I just clicked after I posted. SAD Sad sad.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:36,
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www.justlikethosefakelinks.com
EDIT: which I just clicked after I posted. SAD Sad sad.

supposed to be funny?
/coat
PS: Just applied for a new job... about 5 mins drive from the house I'm moving to in a month's time! Wish me luck!
If anyone from Ricoh IT is a b3tan, hire me! I'm the guy who lives in Forestville!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:22,
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/coat
PS: Just applied for a new job... about 5 mins drive from the house I'm moving to in a month's time! Wish me luck!
If anyone from Ricoh IT is a b3tan, hire me! I'm the guy who lives in Forestville!

Job search...that sounds like what I should be doing.
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![Challenge Entry: The Reductionist Challenge [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I thought I would give this compo a go after all.

except for the fact that there's too many entries.
It's nice :)
and woo
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:16,
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It's nice :)
and woo

It's a dragon! With wings!
Does it breathe fire?
Where did you get the wings from? A bat?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:12,
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Does it breathe fire?
Where did you get the wings from? A bat?

i like that!*
*like my opinion matters**
**total scope of influence limited to The Second Place Bar and Lounge
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*like my opinion matters**
**total scope of influence limited to The Second Place Bar and Lounge
![Challenge Entry: The Reductionist Challenge [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)


and we've rented out a theater to watch it.
that should make up for my crappy halloween! : )
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that should make up for my crappy halloween! : )

I'll probably go see it. I wasn't going to see 2, then I went
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I don't know all who are going, but it should be fun.
Of course we've rented it out for the 7th and it comes out the 5th(?).
So I will have already seen it by then. It'll be fun anyway.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:16,
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Of course we've rented it out for the 7th and it comes out the 5th(?).
So I will have already seen it by then. It'll be fun anyway.

I'll just go see it by myself again. It'll be fun, though I'm not looking forward to all the complaining about it here because it's not what people expected it to be.
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There will undoubtedly be some complaints.
I like going to movies alone. I saw the first LOTR by myself.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:20,
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I like going to movies alone. I saw the first LOTR by myself.

besides that, I always go alone.
I don't mind watching it alone, but it's nice to have someone to talk to about it afterwards
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I don't mind watching it alone, but it's nice to have someone to talk to about it afterwards

now I have to see the 3rd installment as soon as it comes out - no waiting for the DVD
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a half full can of beer, not sure if i used it as an ashtray,
only one way to find out i suppose...
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only one way to find out i suppose...

that thought combined with the post below...
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use your brain to handle thoughts.
your stomach is for food and food alone.
and of course spunk.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:14,
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your stomach is for food and food alone.
and of course spunk.

but I could never ever drink a whole cup of it without retching
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I thought I had some of those on the desk, but it's just mini cheddars
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:15,
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Love the b3ta kids and I will see ya tomorrow(oh good god that took so much concentration to type!)
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dammit where can i find the ORIGINAL picture of this??
anyone remember the animated one where he flies across the grass? that was the most awesomest thing ever, i need it!! :)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:00,
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anyone remember the animated one where he flies across the grass? that was the most awesomest thing ever, i need it!! :)

I took the advice of some b3tan from the other day and did that last night when I couldn't sleep. Didn't work. Was still wide awake at 3am and now had a messy hand.
/raincoat
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:32,
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/raincoat

I just chucked spunk like I said I would.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:21,
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where would you place your wank?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:24,
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I waould say it was an eight. You can only attain a 10 with a friend.
But the cat is out at the moment.
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But the cat is out at the moment.

but I can find the original pic, if you really want it
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i'll regret it around 3am i suppose.
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I want a pizza, but I also want to sleep soon
hmmm choices..
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:02,
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hmmm choices..

or not to indulge?
Can't think of a tougher choice to make.
; )
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:03,
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Can't think of a tougher choice to make.
; )

or to sleep
so it's more which form of indulgance I'd prefer.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:04,
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so it's more which form of indulgance I'd prefer.

and do some coding, though my laptop's ethernet port has broken again. I think the replacement one was faulty since it started to go bad about a month after they put it in
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I was stressed last time because I thought I might have to pay for it.
This is clearly their fault
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:14,
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This is clearly their fault

i swear...i'm that smart...i know everything*
*falsity
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:56,
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*falsity

that's gorgeous, but I don't get the reference..
*off to google*
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:52,
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*off to google*

you put your right hand in
you get both hands in
and you move 'em all about
face the camera and turn around
that's what it's all about
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50,
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you get both hands in
and you move 'em all about
face the camera and turn around
that's what it's all about

just thinking about fisting again.
time to go home..
just be glad I didn't add a chorus.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:56,
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time to go home..
just be glad I didn't add a chorus.

yes, that's pretty much what I was singing.
wooooooooooooo..
do the..
/coat (no, really)
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wooooooooooooo..
do the..
/coat (no, really)

have made an agreement though
woo, now I don't have to pay lots and lots to mail the beef jerky that vork left at alfie's and alfie ate for breakfast that was intended for pmgt
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:57,
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woo, now I don't have to pay lots and lots to mail the beef jerky that vork left at alfie's and alfie ate for breakfast that was intended for pmgt

did he eat it knowing it was for tom?
speaking of tom....where the hell has he been?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59,
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speaking of tom....where the hell has he been?

I assume he just thought it was for him, since it was at his house
Uni's started again. Maybe he's actually trying to pass this year, but I don't know really
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Uni's started again. Maybe he's actually trying to pass this year, but I don't know really

i really admire your art, i love the feeling it has, i may be interested in buying something off of you in the future for a record cover.
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Oh yes, woo indeed!
It looks like you've used Paint for the speach bubbles:)...I used to do that before I realised Photoshop had a text thing too!...I honestly didn't see it:)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:39,
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It looks like you've used Paint for the speach bubbles:)...I used to do that before I realised Photoshop had a text thing too!...I honestly didn't see it:)


But I like it.
I wonder if anybody is here to see it

I'm working on doesn't loop gifs.
I just checked the Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.2 for Mac preferences, and it says both gifs and gif-looping are turned on.
fucking mac...
*holds back rage as he realizes it'll be weeks before he can use his own pc on the web again*
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:41,
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I just checked the Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.2 for Mac preferences, and it says both gifs and gif-looping are turned on.
fucking mac...
*holds back rage as he realizes it'll be weeks before he can use his own pc on the web again*

it has become my desktop*
the folks I'm staying with gave me my own 'user account'.
I can''t decide whether they dont trust me, or they have something to hide.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50,
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the folks I'm staying with gave me my own 'user account'.
I can''t decide whether they dont trust me, or they have something to hide.

with internet explorer for mac?
it's shit
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:46,
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it's shit

Is that the professionally accepted term kitty?
It's the one I always use anyway
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:47,
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It's the one I always use anyway

yes it is.
"why doesn't this feature work anymore?"
"because it's shit."
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50,
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"why doesn't this feature work anymore?"
"because it's shit."

I like macs because they're unix, but we've been through this before.
Everyone should just use whatever os they like best
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:51,
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Everyone should just use whatever os they like best

it's slightly annoying, but it works
opera tends to crash a lot
most people say camino is the best, but I've never really liked it
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50,
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opera tends to crash a lot
most people say camino is the best, but I've never really liked it

thanks.
I'll check it out.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:53,
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I'll check it out.

by making a deliberately crap product for their competitor
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I like it..
pah, exercise - that'll teach 'er.
(my idea of exercise being walking up the stairs to the pub and rolling down them later)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:43,
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pah, exercise - that'll teach 'er.
(my idea of exercise being walking up the stairs to the pub and rolling down them later)

you have there!
But a very nice user number!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24,
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But a very nice user number!


Engorged Teats
by Geoff

sorry.
everytime I use the word "engorged", people seem to shudder.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:59,
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everytime I use the word "engorged", people seem to shudder.

and "teats" together in the same sentence
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engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats
say it out loud over-and-over... it loses its' uhmphf.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:08,
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say it out loud over-and-over... it loses its' uhmphf.

mom says that one a lot. don't know its origins. probably german.
she also says, "It ain't worth the time to blow it up."
Meaning: something (it) has low quality.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:12,
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she also says, "It ain't worth the time to blow it up."
Meaning: something (it) has low quality.

You've just won me £40! I'm gonna spend it on printer paper!
I'm also going bed. Night all!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:16,
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I'm also going bed. Night all!

"oomph" is quite common around here too, used meaning force, vigour, balls, gruntiness..
I do like that other phrase, I think I'll start using it until I get banned from air travel..
meet the parents story: a friend of mine met the parents of his Norwegian girlfriend, and the father introduced himself by saying "I could build a bomb that noone could defuse" (being a bomb squad high-up).
love that Nordic sense of humour..
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:18,
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I do like that other phrase, I think I'll start using it until I get banned from air travel..
meet the parents story: a friend of mine met the parents of his Norwegian girlfriend, and the father introduced himself by saying "I could build a bomb that noone could defuse" (being a bomb squad high-up).
love that Nordic sense of humour..

meeting my ex girlfriends Mother (Her dad was away at the time) her mum said to us "I don't really care if you do it on the kitchen floor, as long as I can get to the kettle, so don't spend too much effort trying to hide it"
It was a rather strange thing to hear, and scared me a little...but still cool.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21,
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It was a rather strange thing to hear, and scared me a little...but still cool.

used to hand out condoms to my uncle's friends (she was a nurse)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24,
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and she used to give our class "sex talks" at school
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52,
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chi chi doof chi
doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:42,
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doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi

I can't decide if I want to hug it or run from it
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:57,
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from the one true God!
ohm-knum-she-bum
ohm-knum-she-bum
ohm-knum-she-bum
KAH-LEE-MAAAAA!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:26,
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ohm-knum-she-bum
ohm-knum-she-bum
ohm-knum-she-bum
KAH-LEE-MAAAAA!

Welcome aboard...but as I said up there, that's a rather confusing name you have there, but a rather nice user number:)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:26,
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houp-la. Love it!
"Wait a minute... it's you!"
"Good heavens. I thought you'd surely burned."
"I thought you'd surely drowned."
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:29,
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"Wait a minute... it's you!"
"Good heavens. I thought you'd surely burned."
"I thought you'd surely drowned."

..and woo.
woo!
..hmmm.. has anybody told cal it's not Halloween no more?
these "festive" icons suck donkey balls in hell.
hehe.. well, my first idea for this competition's already been done:
www.b3ta.com/board/2240960
kind of obvious I suppose.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:44,
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woo!
..hmmm.. has anybody told cal it's not Halloween no more?
these "festive" icons suck donkey balls in hell.
hehe.. well, my first idea for this competition's already been done:
www.b3ta.com/board/2240960
kind of obvious I suppose.

there's no newsletter this week?
damn donkey's too drunk again, I guess.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:51,
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damn donkey's too drunk again, I guess.

booze is the only thing that makes him feel like a real man erm donkey
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:58,
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of course it depends on what kind of poke you mean.
/obvious reply
nighty!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52,
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/obvious reply
nighty!

..never accept a general anaesthetic from a dentist.
never.
(unless you've got a good lawyer)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:14,
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never.
(unless you've got a good lawyer)
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