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[challenge entry] My first entry for a while

Mrs Branning from Eastenders
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:50, archived)
# hehe
i get it!

how's you? i've got a job and am enoying feeling worthwhile

(and not bieng deproted)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 6:10, archived)
# wow
got a job. doing? and did you go do that drug research interview thing?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 6:34, archived)
# he never rang me back
i'm curren;ty fixing pc's at remote sites 100km radious of Sydney cbd.
it's great.

and permanent too.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 6:40, archived)
# lovely
lovely lovely.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 6:41, archived)
# I had to look that up
Woo though
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
cant speak
OK I'll stop now
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:35, archived)
# ahhh....took a second.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:36, archived)
# :^)

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:42, archived)
# goodnight
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:47, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Hehehe,
got this off me brother
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
# Terrif!
I so love fake windows dialogue boxes.

Errr, It is fake isn't it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)
# Tis a woo pic.
And even though I knew it was fake, I couldn't stop myself clicking "continue" at the end.

www.justlikethosefakelinks.com

EDIT: which I just clicked after I posted. SAD Sad sad.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:36, archived)
# ha!
i know some people who could use that.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)
# Was that
supposed to be funny?

/coat

PS: Just applied for a new job... about 5 mins drive from the house I'm moving to in a month's time! Wish me luck!
If anyone from Ricoh IT is a b3tan, hire me! I'm the guy who lives in Forestville!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
# good luck!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
# good luck!
Job search...that sounds like what I should be doing.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:29, archived)
# hehehe
yay for windows stuff!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspector Clouseau

I thought I would give this compo a go after all.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# I like this one
except for the fact that there's too many entries.

It's nice :)

and woo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
# hope he's not angry at me...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# AAARGH!
It's a dragon! With wings!

Does it breathe fire?

Where did you get the wings from? A bat?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
# hope he doesn't breathe fire...
wings from bat, yes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# ha ha
i like that!*

*like my opinion matters**

**total scope of influence limited to The Second Place Bar and Lounge
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# that is
really cool.

do people in the UK say cool?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
red or blue
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
# ooh
the next matrix comes out soon :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# woo!
and we've rented out a theater to watch it.

that should make up for my crappy halloween! : )
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
# how many of you are there?
I'll probably go see it. I wasn't going to see 2, then I went
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# Around 30 of us.
I don't know all who are going, but it should be fun.
Of course we've rented it out for the 7th and it comes out the 5th(?).
So I will have already seen it by then. It'll be fun anyway.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
# :)
I'll just go see it by myself again. It'll be fun, though I'm not looking forward to all the complaining about it here because it's not what people expected it to be.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)
# Yes.
There will undoubtedly be some complaints.

I like going to movies alone. I saw the first LOTR by myself.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# I've been to two this year with someone else
besides that, I always go alone.

I don't mind watching it alone, but it's nice to have someone to talk to about it afterwards
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# (*@#^$ cliffhanger
now I have to see the 3rd installment as soon as it comes out - no waiting for the DVD
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
[challenge entry] it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself
no spoon
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# i've just found
a half full can of beer, not sure if i used it as an ashtray,
only one way to find out i suppose...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
# pour it into a glass and examine it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# too late.
it's minging.
but i'm going to drink it anyway
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# I'm not sure my stomach can handle
that thought combined with the post below...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# in that case
use your brain to handle thoughts.
your stomach is for food and food alone.
and of course spunk.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
# I can handle a bit
but I could never ever drink a whole cup of it without retching
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:19, archived)
# what?
I didn't start this
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:31, archived)
# ewww....
good luck.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# Have a Flea toast
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# ick
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
# hahaha!
night you loon.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# That pic
turns me on.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
# for a minute
I thought I had some of those on the desk, but it's just mini cheddars
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# I'm far too drunk to be here
Love the b3ta kids and I will see ya tomorrow(oh good god that took so much concentration to type!)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# bye
sleep well
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# G'night RF
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# good job there

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# every time you masturbate ... god kills a kitten
dammit where can i find the ORIGINAL picture of this??

anyone remember the animated one where he flies across the grass? that was the most awesomest thing ever, i need it!! :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# Sorry, Can't help
But.....

I'll be killing a kitten shortly.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# Yeah
I took the advice of some b3tan from the other day and did that last night when I couldn't sleep. Didn't work. Was still wide awake at 3am and now had a messy hand.

/raincoat
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:32, archived)
# haha!
that was great wasn't it?

sorry, i'm no help though.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# Crikey!
Yes it was.

Oh.... you meant the animation. sorry.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# what did you think i was talking about?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# The mastabutary factor
I just chucked spunk like I said I would.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:21, archived)
# On a scale of 1-10, 10 being fan-fucking-tastic,
where would you place your wank?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# Late reply but.....
I waould say it was an eight. You can only attain a 10 with a friend.

But the cat is out at the moment.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# I don't know where the animated one is
but I can find the original pic, if you really want it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# It's one of those mysteries
like why do birds suddenly appear
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# everytime
you are near?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
# look on
worth1000.com
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Salvador Dali
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# yay!
and woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# i can't stop eating this Tostitos salsa con queso.
i'll regret it around 3am i suppose.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# probably
I want a pizza, but I also want to sleep soon

hmmm choices..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# To indulge,
or not to indulge?

Can't think of a tougher choice to make.
; )
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# mostly it's to indulge
or to sleep

so it's more which form of indulgance I'd prefer.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# you're right!
ahhhh....sleeeeep.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# I think I will have a pizza
and do some coding, though my laptop's ethernet port has broken again. I think the replacement one was faulty since it started to go bad about a month after they put it in
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# and the pizza will make it all less annoying.
; )
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# I'm not annoyed, really
I was stressed last time because I thought I might have to pay for it.

This is clearly their fault
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
# It's gone
3am.

Well it has if you are in the GMT zone anyway.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# Ah, but I'm not.
I'm EST. It's midnight here.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# huzzah!
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# That's
Rather good actually. Have a woo or two.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# Indeed
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# my my
that's topping.

woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# excellent
wyh!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# lovely
that reminds me - where have my tweezers gone?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# .
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# I don't think I understand
what did it say originally?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# i think its hillary clinton's book
"It Takes a Village"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# ahhh
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# i didn't google for it!
i swear...i'm that smart...i know everything*

*falsity
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# hehehehe :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# oo
that's gorgeous, but I don't get the reference..
*off to google*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# hehe!
yay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# Development 34
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Ermmm
Nice but.... Err..

I don't understand.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# you put your left hand in
you put your right hand in
you get both hands in
and you move 'em all about
face the camera and turn around
that's what it's all about
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Clear
as mud!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# sorry
just thinking about fisting again.

time to go home..

just be glad I didn't add a chorus.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# next stop
goatsetown
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# heheh
yes, that's pretty much what I was singing.

wooooooooooooo..
do the..

/coat (no, really)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
please
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# all right
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# nicely done
as always :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# looks like the royal mail
have made an agreement though

woo, now I don't have to pay lots and lots to mail the beef jerky that vork left at alfie's and alfie ate for breakfast that was intended for pmgt
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# whoops
wrong thread, oh well :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# No point changing it now eh?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# haha!
did he eat it knowing it was for tom?

speaking of tom....where the hell has he been?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# he didn't know
I assume he just thought it was for him, since it was at his house

Uni's started again. Maybe he's actually trying to pass this year, but I don't know really
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# hey
i really admire your art, i love the feeling it has, i may be interested in buying something off of you in the future for a record cover.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 6:33, archived)
# Irony
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Hehe
Topical.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# WOO!
Oh yes, woo indeed!

It looks like you've used Paint for the speach bubbles:)...I used to do that before I realised Photoshop had a text thing too!...I honestly didn't see it:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# Nyuck nyuck
Har de har har!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# This is just terrible

But I like it.

I wonder if anybody is here to see it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)
# hehehe
that'll teach her
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# this fucking mac
I'm working on doesn't loop gifs.
I just checked the Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.2 for Mac preferences, and it says both gifs and gif-looping are turned on.
fucking mac...
*holds back rage as he realizes it'll be weeks before he can use his own pc on the web again*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# I aint too overkeen on macs either.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# haha
it has become my desktop*

the folks I'm staying with gave me my own 'user account'.
I can''t decide whether they dont trust me, or they have something to hide.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Haha
Good man! Glad you are using the pic. :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# are you sure that you don't just have a problem
with internet explorer for mac?

it's shit
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# "Shit"
Is that the professionally accepted term kitty?

It's the one I always use anyway
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# yes
yes it is.

"why doesn't this feature work anymore?"
"because it's shit."
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# yes
I like macs because they're unix, but we've been through this before.

Everyone should just use whatever os they like best
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# Ship-High-In-Transit
It's a nautical term.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# yes....
i read that somewhere.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# really?
what should I use? that's free?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# safari works well for me
it's slightly annoying, but it works

opera tends to crash a lot

most people say camino is the best, but I've never really liked it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# *head spins with the vast options available*
thanks.
I'll check it out.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# I think microsoft tries to confuse people
by making a deliberately crap product for their competitor
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# She deserved it
should have done some real exercises
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# ho ho
I like it..

pah, exercise - that'll teach 'er.

(my idea of exercise being walking up the stairs to the pub and rolling down them later)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# woo
excellent :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# goodnight everyone

pleasant dreams to you all
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# did you just call me kramit?
woo yay for kermit-frog shops
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# That's a rather confusing name
you have there!

But a very nice user number!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# all
is as it should be
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# Are you the masterful creator then
with a second account? :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# NSFW!!!
Please post a link and a warning!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# stop
staring at that frog's minge.

stop it, I said..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Night night!
I shall be off too I guess...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# had to burn a cd rom with this pic, to transfer it to a mac, to then use an msn account, when I have 300 mbs with media temple that i can not access because i am a bad man

Engorged Teats
by Geoff
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# Ohhh
that's good.

Can you milk it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# her
teats are ready for the taking.
she is engorged and waiting.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# That's disturbed me
more than you will ever know.

/shudder
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# hehehe
sorry.
everytime I use the word "engorged", people seem to shudder.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# I think it's "engorged"
and "teats" together in the same sentence
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# engorged teats
engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats
say it out loud over-and-over... it loses its' uhmphf.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# but the imagery doesn't change
*shudder*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# uhmphf
is a great word!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# yeah.
mom says that one a lot. don't know its origins. probably german.
she also says, "It ain't worth the time to blow it up."
Meaning: something (it) has low quality.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# I knew you were gonna say that!
You've just won me £40! I'm gonna spend it on printer paper!

I'm also going bed. Night all!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# wonderful
I guess my cut is 50%?
g'night
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# heheh
"oomph" is quite common around here too, used meaning force, vigour, balls, gruntiness..

I do like that other phrase, I think I'll start using it until I get banned from air travel..

meet the parents story: a friend of mine met the parents of his Norwegian girlfriend, and the father introduced himself by saying "I could build a bomb that noone could defuse" (being a bomb squad high-up).
love that Nordic sense of humour..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# On the first night of
meeting my ex girlfriends Mother (Her dad was away at the time) her mum said to us "I don't really care if you do it on the kitchen floor, as long as I can get to the kettle, so don't spend too much effort trying to hide it"

It was a rather strange thing to hear, and scared me a little...but still cool.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# my grandmother
used to hand out condoms to my uncle's friends (she was a nurse)

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# my mum does that
and she used to give our class "sex talks" at school
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# paradiddle
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# I think
it could milk you...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Awww!
woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# that is quite special
I can't decide if I want to hug it or run from it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# hehehe
good work! :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# woo yay houpla!
it was worth it!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# ahhhhhhh that's
beautiful
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# that
is so damn cute
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# a compliment
from the one true God!
ohm-knum-she-bum
ohm-knum-she-bum
ohm-knum-she-bum
KAH-LEE-MAAAAA!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# rise my child
you have proven your worth
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# I guess this was your first post then:)
Welcome aboard...but as I said up there, that's a rather confusing name you have there, but a rather nice user number:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Marvellous
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# That is one hell of a
houp-la. Love it!

"Wait a minute... it's you!"
"Good heavens. I thought you'd surely burned."
"I thought you'd surely drowned."
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Splendiferous
woouplanowieay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Alex
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# ooohh
droogtastic!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# snarfity
snarfity
woo
wooo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# horrorshow
..and woo.

woo!

..hmmm.. has anybody told cal it's not Halloween no more?
these "festive" icons suck donkey balls in hell.

hehe.. well, my first idea for this competition's already been done:
www.b3ta.com/board/2240960
kind of obvious I suppose.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# hey! watch what you're saying!
donkeys don't go to hell.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# no
but perhaps their balls do..
;p
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# i'd hate to see *that* party.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I was just thinking that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# ..and
there's no newsletter this week?
damn donkey's too drunk again, I guess.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# with his balls in hell
booze is the only thing that makes him feel like a real man erm donkey
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# That's real dobby
me droog.
Woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# is that supposed to be his giant eyelash?
Or is it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# Going to be
poked by my dentist tomoory.
Night.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# That's no fun....
of course it depends on what kind of poke you mean.

/obvious reply

nighty!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# quite
..never accept a general anaesthetic from a dentist.

never.

(unless you've got a good lawyer)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# so am i
'cept for me its an orthodontist
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

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