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# Join me for a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# rocking socking woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I read that as 'bum self'
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# now that's a talent
woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# as did i
:S
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# congrats then!
"raped of their juice" hehe :)
(KnitWit, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Yay for 9000 posts
and vodka and Nesquik.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Booo nay for Nestle
woo yay for the postage
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# woo.
I seemed to have missed my 2500th...



sad days for foofy...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I keep missing my landmarks
I stopped paying attention at 10k
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# thats a mighty impressive lamdmark...
i can only hope to achieve 3000 by my b3taday...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# it's not impressive
I've been on the board all day at work for nearly 18 months.
I'm rather cutting back at the moment,
1. due to lots of work
2. My ex (dutchbird) being around all the time, makes me a little uncomfortable just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I would, but that glass looks like
a baby's dummy, and that would be bad for my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# that
is one of the best dancing dogs I've ever seen, you know
(KnitWit, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Lighthouse hog slide
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i'm having one for christmas.
mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I'm fallll.....
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# ...lll...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# ...ights!
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# ...ing.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# *thud*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# 

\ /
 O
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 1
/ \

i'll catch you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# notice how i posted it in the past?
i predicted a future picture.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# it would have been more impressive
if i had predicted your prediction.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# wow. that worked out nicely.
that post was exactly timed to reply to your image, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Oh yes I noticed
Very woo
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# every farm
should have one
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Wow!
Does he land on top of a burning pile of livestock corpses? The ships would see that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# tonight i will be making bad things,

he's coming for you..
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i like.
make more!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Nice
encore
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# ooh,
imagine how much he can stuff in his cheeks with those handy arms!
(KnitWit, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# groooovy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# woo
for drawing mannequins!

Peeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaroast!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# haha!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ooh
thass good
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Reshishtansh ish futile
(wowBOBwow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# did i see something like that earlier?
er..... my nightly breakdown is starting again.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# yeah..
but this time I spent 5 seconds on it rather than 1
(wowBOBwow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# 1 second?
*pow*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# well..
ok 2 then...
(wowBOBwow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# not 3?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Keanu Reeves says:
I've seen that cat before.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# That means they've
changed something in the b3trix
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# the lawyers are invading!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# I only ask one thing
If you are going to get sued, give 'em hell before you go!
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# with BROOMS!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# b3atrix potter?
?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I recognize that....
Been beaten to it mate (although not by me)
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# How
very slightly different.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# yay
the best bond ever

unlike that pierce brosnan
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# timothy dalton was pants.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Pierce Brosnan is the bestest
Edit:but they should have given the part to Lovejoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# he rides a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# with George Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# dats Q.



Do not question Sir God. his wonderfullness is beyond our comprehension.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
#

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# ^_^
Its ok...we just have to sacrifice an extra puppy to him tonight to avoid his wrath tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# good lord
it'sh like daysha vu.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# My personal warrior

NEXT ROUND YOU GO DOWN! YEEHAW!

build your own personal warrior and post him so they can fight.
(rotating bread, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# fucking hell!!!
edit: i mean woo yay
and FUCKING HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# So sorta
Woo 
FUCKING HELL
Yay then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# what the screaming bejeezus is that?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# has the look of a cenobite about it...
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# mrs mcartney
hasn't changed much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# that's directly after the accident.
now you see why they tried to run her off the road.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# aah,
makes sense.
how did she lose her leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# alaska

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# "roadkill"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# explain please
, really, explain.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# that's fantastically shit.
hi cockalorum.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hmmmm
norks...

have my 'inflating nork like wooyahhoupla'


ace pic
(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# poppoppoppoppoppoppoppop
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
that's a bit fab
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# My warrior



would just latch on and suck all her blood dry
(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Is that mace an old floating mine?
I hope it is.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# ?

(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# i want a glass cock mould.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# how about
a mouldy cock glass?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# it gets overused.
that kind of thing happens.

REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR GLASSCOCK AFTER USE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Mold?
Wash it then
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# pick it out with a spork
can get a bit flaky
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# The U.S. military
must make instuctions clearer for those soldiers with a childish mind.

(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# "but the ejector seat is"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] although it worked
James could not work out the point of Q's standard lamp celinedionifier
(Mrs Lovely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# anything like the
pope in a can?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# It
makes all passers-by rush over and punch him!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# *thud*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# in case
of a chin deficit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# It's scary how alike Celine and Jaws look
the celinedionifier should be banned, she's got a face like a smacked arse
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# here we go again...
a face like she was given birth through a siv, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Was she really?
How rare, I was a forceps birth myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I WAS NOT BORN
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# alike?
eh?
how'd you figure that out?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Ummm....
they both munt?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# *belm*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
#


shhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# no.
i like to belm.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Aaah
but do you make the noise that goes with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# urrrghGHHRGH
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
#


shhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# she's got an arse
like Tim Robbins
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
#

(nan-demo, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# actually, i wouldn't.
that's just creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
My panda one scared a few people as well.
(nan-demo, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Here you go
www.b3ta.com/board/2284895
(nan-demo, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2295336
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
#
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# one i made earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# that could be seen pointing to your post
meaning it's a lie

and therefore the truth

which means it's lies...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2295408
etc
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Epimenides the Cretan says "All Cretans are liars."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# maybe they lie and tell the truth
on frequent occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# To be honest,
I find that oddly erotic
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# that is
really disturbing
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# i would
good pic too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# swish.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# `course you would.
you have the word "Elephant" in your name.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# she looks unhappy.
I like the stripe down the middle though - v.g.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I think she's pulling that face that's meant to look all sexy
and vampish, but just looks pissed off

Edit: Could someone please convince me that I don't need to watch 4 Weddings, again
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# it's not very good
and you can remember it from the last time.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# it's not good
but it makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Is it rainin'? Ah haden nodissed.

...there, you've seen it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# oh dear
I think I'm already being sucked in.
Nothing like a soppy romantic comedy and booze, to make me all weepy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# nooooo
resist! resist! 'shop a kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I pressed the red button
my only friend television has gone quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# she looks,
somewhat singed
(Leroy_slade, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Badly shopped, because i really am quite drunk...


P Please don't look at my website as it's not finished yet...
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I refer you
to my response to Jimmaw, below.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# That's a good point...
but i secretly thought it was quite good...
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I'm saying nothing about the quality.
I'm just saying, if YOU think it's crap, why would you post it? Unless you're fishing desperately, which is a whole other catalogue of "why inflict it on us" issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I dont think it's crap. I like it...
But the qualuity isn' that good as i've just polised off two bottles of wine (the mrs. has gone on a "Girls night out" and iknow there's a third in the fridge...)
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I'm not saying
that I think it's crap. YOU, sir, are not reading my posts properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# danger: CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# everyone loves cheese
and a good few enjoy road signs

your combination of the two must therefore be great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# EDAM!
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I did, it isn't:P
And what's and 'air guitair'?:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# What?
we've all got to drink port?
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# starer
(gbert, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Androooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Cripes!
Another whopper.
But I kinda like it.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# This is so, so crap. So it's here
If you dont know anyone from harlow dont comment... nah not really. i really should have taken longer on this. really. i like the word really.
(Jimmaw, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# i'm running as fast as i can
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Hmmm.
"This is so, so crap. ...i really should have taken longer on this. really."

...you don't HAVE to post it, you know. It's not like you need a minimum of posts per day to stay a member.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# my idea of voting off the weakest member each day
still is awaiting approval
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# ooh
you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# it'll be hilarious just receiving an email
'you have been voted off the b3ta board'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# 'now we burn you'
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# To be voted off by you two would be an honour.
Although I would still hunt you down and kill you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I fear
both halves of that post. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# nothing wrong with a wee bit of self-deprecation
keeps you grounded....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# sure
I just don't see why people post stuff they don't even rate themselves.

I mean, it's like walking into a pub and interrupting people to tell a story YOU YOURSELF BELIEVE is really boring - you wouldn't do it, would you? It's just rude!

I'm not saying the above is entirely without merit. I just think one should perhaps Respec' tha Communitaaaaay a little...

/refills glass, stops pontificating.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# i used to do it.
now looks at me, i'm a figure of everything wrong about b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# re: line 2
well, it depends on how much i've had to drink.. all my stories are really interesting then*

*some or all of this post may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# You must ademit...
We've all interupted a group of drinkers to tell them something that you thought was interersting, but they couldnt really care less about about... I know i have.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# ...
That's not what I'm saying though, is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# no
but we're just being obtuse now ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I agree
if it's a bit shit, spend a bit more time on it.
Then I have a folder full of things that are just a bit too shit to post, unless I'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Yes you do. FACT.
Plus there's a rather smug monkey in there - that must count for something.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# ITALICS!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# CAPITALS!
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# AND SO ON!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# BLESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ALIVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# True
but *someone* found it funny and said go on post it. so its there.
(Jimmaw, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# that chimp's
not going to like being called a monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Ook?
(McDave, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# BUT
he has got a green hat.
(Jimmaw, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# I can't
argue with FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I
actually work in harlow.....not that I tell many mind you....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# 007 gets a new partner And Car
Mod: keep it under 200k for the board, please.
Edit: thanks mod was just finding out how to do that :)

very new to flash and is work in progress but thought i would give you a preview :)
(juckle03, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# hmmm
hmmmm
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# *cough* thats flinking enormous */cough*
*cough* delete the white space around the edge and set the image width to 280 */cough*

edit: *cough* and get rid of that wobble *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Sorrry ........
temp solution thanks to kind mod :)
(juckle03, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# You really should stop smoking!
That cough sounds terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# smoking is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# does this count
as a repost?



After all, they've now made it to their first stadium tour.
(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Yo
I mean nes.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I mean
no
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# i'll let you off this once.
cos it's flippin marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# invariablalraralyily
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# thanks.
i should use that. it is mine, and i hadn't thought of its usefulness in that application.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I had a cunning plan
cos you suggested looking at your profile, so I did, but when I got back the message had gone.

Tis a most useful gif methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# so's this
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# prairie dog conga line?
very woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
c'mon and do the...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Woo!
I think i recognise those little rascals...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# how
queer!

but woo nonetheless
(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# by 10pm, sarah realised kevin was never going to turn up
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# kevin's a bastard then.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# phwoooar!
kev doesn't know what he's missing.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# bovine sex.
to put it bluntly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# i thought it was a kangaroo at first
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# what kind of weird goings on are there in the fields near you?

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# *cries for joy*
that is just so lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# her gullet
looked like a paw!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Sarahs hair needs a brush
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# poor cow!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# give her pengy's number
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# now THAT'S a plan
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Cat vrs Toast
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Ah, the old ones are the...
and so forth.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# GC...
nice though
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# never mind
but what does gc stand for? good copy? grilled c**k?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Glass phallus
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it
is a phallus constructed from a hardened cooled mixture of molten sand, limestone and soda ash.

(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# *sigh*
it means something that's been posted a number of times before.

Technically yours isn't a Glass Cock 'cos it's an original piece of work. It could just about be a Mind Piss, which is an idea had by several people, although that's usually used for simultaneous postings... I don't think there's an approved b3ta term for "re-doing something lots of other people have already done". Maybe there should be?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# alright
fair enough. but as a new user i hadn't seen a post simalar before. never mind.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# I shouldn't
worry too much. There is nothing new under the sun, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# been done a few hundred times
thats still paintmasheriffic though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# whats more likely to happen is that it will begin to spin about 6inches above the ground
getting faster and faster on each turn, as the pull from each side counteracts each other
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] this was roger moore's
wig before Q gave her a job!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# that takes FOREVER to load!
It's very nice, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# she is a bit shy!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I just downloaded ODC in the hopes that i could download Terminateor3 (even though i know it's shite)
But i'm too drunk to work out how to use it.
I've installed it and everything, but i don't understand it and whenever i think too hard i fall asleep. Help. Is it easy to do - is there something i should know ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I'm watching Terminator 1 on TV now.
Damn, I didn't recall it being that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# woe
ful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Yes
You need to download a list of hubs. This you do every time at startup from some site. I download my list from http://dreamland.gotdns.org/PublicHubList.config.bz2, but that's mostly swedish hubs.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# are bytes proportinal?
that's the biggest 118kb i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# i get a bit
excited with colour... sorry.... will try harder not to!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it's fine, it's fine
it just took an age to load. very unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# woo!
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# fank you!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# would this be terribly out of order?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# well
noooo, but it wouldn't be terribly original either.

But hey, who cares!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I know
but I liked the picture
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you are
just loving these italics tonight, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I tend to
when I'm a bit pished.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# as long as you
DONT START
usingall kindsoftagsfornoreason.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# that
would be a bit too complex for me atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Can
I join in?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# if
you must.

can we still make the whole board italic?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
#
dont know
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY?
I
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# no.
the royal family are irrelevant, though.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# don't look at me
i'm irrelevant!
ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# ewww...
...and on that note I am going to go away and fall asleep while reading a book.

All beardy and alone.

Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# at least you have a beard to keep you company.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# what a
lovely thought

I might try and grow one ... see you all in about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] good ol' Q


Everything you ever need Bond!!
(madsquirrel, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# U hu?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# no deckchair either
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# lacking a spork
by the looks of it, and an eggbrush, useless contraption
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# no apples either.
apples are good.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# they call it Bostick these days.
Very handy for building scale models.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# really
it always used to fall apart when i used to play *slap* warhammer *slap*


/fucking awful game that it was/is
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Why would anyone
want to build a model of a scale?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

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