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# a strange thing happened
tonight.

This was actually completely unintentional, but it scared the crap out of me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:41, archived)
# fat boy says woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# All my hummus is gone...
progress on my animation will have to wait
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# well
i tried to make him look human..

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:41, archived)
# i dont think thats possible.
:(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# I think
he looks a lot less normal but nice try :)

morning all!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:52, archived)
# hehe
morning
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# morning
though I wish I was still asleep
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# Oh dear
insomnia?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# not really
I'm getting over the lurgy I picked up in Manchester.
I fell asleep last night at about 8.30 just before I was about to order a pizza in, so I'm a bit hungry, but well slept
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:58, archived)
# Ahhhhh
well it's such a lovely day out*

*all of that statement is a lie
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)
# I'm just glad I managed to sleep
through Children in Need
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# I avoided it
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:16, archived)
# quite honestly
I think there isn't enough time left in the world to make him look human
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# indeed
but i was bored :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# well
his nose looks better. Of course, it would have been difficult to make it look worse.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:30, archived)
# Common term that Star Wars has changed forever
Playing with your light saber
Strangling (choking) Yoda
Oiling BobaFett
Doin' the Han Solo
Jerkin' Jabba's chain
R2 your D2
Flyin' the Millenium Falcon
Toying with your death star
Using the force
Patting yoda on the head


Now, can anyone guess?

ta lads, I'm going to buff my Saber.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# Huh?
WTFYBOA?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# Buffin the banana, spanking the monkey, massaging the meat, Meeting Patsy Palmer and her five daughters
choking the chicken, being a happy baby ourang-outan, pounding it, beating the meat on the toilet seat, buffing Excalibur, wrestling the one eyed champ, draining the lizard, sheathing your sword.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# And what's that got to do with star wars?
Unless you like wanking over pictures of Jaba
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:45, archived)
# it's just a different way of describing a wank
Playing with your light saber
Strangling (choking) Yoda
Oiling BobaFett
Doin' the Han Solo
Jerkin' Jabba's chain
R2 your D2
Flyin' the Millenium Falcon
Toying with your death star
Using the force
Patting yoda on the head
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# you don't say!?
do you go up to 47?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# I don't see how there's any
"Common term that Star Wars has changed forever", seen as none of them existed before star wars, it couldn't really change them, only create them
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:49, archived)
# houston we have a troll at id:17404
i say again, we have a troll emerging at ID:17404
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# *pulls out an old favourite*
New person. Please read our FAQ.

EDIT:Patsy Palmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or maybe it's allowed this early?!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# 77 posts
he's old enough to have got the hang of the board.

get the hitting sticks.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# But I do so love that statement.
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# Patsy Palmer?!
You're gonna give me bloody nightmares!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# Must have taken you ages to photoshop
bitch mode cancel
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:40, archived)
# The Kiddy Fear
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# very
inspiring
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:42, archived)
# You'll never believe who I saw at the mall!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:16, archived)
# You're headed for Hull
At platform 666.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# Woo
lets make a day of it then as take a picnic:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:09, archived)
# haha
thats the best one :) lol
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:11, archived)
# Thankyou
I have always taken pride in drawing penisisisisisisis
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:13, archived)
# .
impressive sholder mounted ones too. *nods*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:16, archived)
# .

the second was choosededed for SFW puposes
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:03, archived)
# some late night anti-glenn propaganda

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:00, archived)
# Cnut
I dearly hope it's not you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)
# of course not.
It's my insane friend Glenn2003, who once found an injured bird and covered it in homemade gunpowder, lit it, and put the remains in a sarcophagus made of cinderblocks.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:11, archived)
# I maD it tHis For you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:55, archived)
# muffins
i like it :O)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:58, archived)
#
*places on fridge*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:01, archived)
# that's lovely

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# hey hey hey
check out this claymation that im working on

right now , all i have is a high bandwidth version :(

home.earthlink.net/~chase821/toolmed.wmv

curiousity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:48, archived)
# Very nice.
Is he stoned?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:58, archived)
# well
yes and no, im gonna add a live video sequence in the beggining of a boy getting hit in the head with a big rock , so its kinda like a dream sequence
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:00, archived)
# hmmm...
that couldn't be on the board for the, oh... 3rd time tonight? Naw...

Night all.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:06, archived)
# go suck a watermelon shithead
just cuz i post on a friday night i gotta deal with every loser that didnt get a date, guys that probably never talk to women without giving them their credit card number.

im outta here, i gotta train to catch
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)
# so
why exactly are you here?

is it because you're an immature little scrote?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:22, archived)
# wtf
you repost shit and then you critize me ?
jesus pissing on the cross !! when will it end.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:32, archived)
# i used one whole thread
the repost some of my fave stuff while the board was about dead
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:41, archived)
# ah i see how it is
now your getting all defensive about reposting your own material, you posted pictures , i was mearly posting a small link. if you dont wanna watch it , fine, dont ever read my posts again.
3 posts in 3 hours isnt gonna flood the damn board. and dont call me a scrout
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# not at all.
my reposting was something to try to keep the board moving and the hummus flowing.

you've posted the same link 3 times this evening, anyone who wants to see it has seen it.

i won't call you a scrout.

i will however call you a scrote
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# oh ok
ok fine whatever, you win , are you happy you dominating bitch ?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# oddly enough
yes i am happy, i'm happy i've got a wonderful boyfriend, i'm happy i get my new car in the next few days.

on the other hand. i'm unhappy that people don't read the FAQ and follow the board's guidelines
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# what do you say we put her in gear boy ?
i dont see how me posting a link is any different from you posting a picture(s) and besides, the board could use some different shit to spice it up, not some of your lame ass pictures
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# posting a link once isn't a problem at all
re-posting it in someone elses thread (threadjacking) after so long (say 10-12) hours is ok.

but there really is no need at all to post it 3 times over one night. there's only a few of us on in the nightshift and we tend to be here all night.

"lame ass pictures"? i'm sure i saw you woo a couple..
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:02, archived)
# nowhere
nowhere in the FAQ does it say any time frame, especially not 10-12 hours
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:04, archived)
# besides
did you even take the time to watch the damn thing, jesus monsters
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)
# it's a .wmv
i can't watch them.

you'd be best posting in .avi or .mpeg formats for all platform compatability
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:06, archived)
# well shit
why didnt you just say so
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# pick a format
any format
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# see the edit
on my post
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:08, archived)
# ok
wmv looks the best per byte,i have tested all the formats, except for umm ASF
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:10, archived)
# personally
i'd go for divx5 avi or a nice pal mpeg2.

may not be best size wise. but it will mean most people can see it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# ok
im gonna try a divx 4 avi to go side by side with the WMV, i still like that format
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:16, archived)
# fair enough
an option is always good. remember a lot of people use *nix and macs, so if you want everyone to see it, avi/mpeg is a better option.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:18, archived)
# SWF
i might try a SWF format with a preloader
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# also
a good option given that flash is a nice muti-platform medium :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:14, archived)
# it doesn't
but it is however a reasonable time frame.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)
# speaking of needless posts....
*looks at the half-hour long, pointless fight*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# we've got
somewhere now.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:14, archived)
# bandwidth
whats your bandwidth ?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:21, archived)
# plenty
:-P


512 down.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:22, archived)
# damn quiktime
flash makes everything all crappy and i dont have the right quicktime plugins so im just gonna make it a mpeg2
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] wal-mart greeters, yay
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:39, archived)
# Hi.
How do you do?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:40, archived)
# *parp*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# *yaaaaaaaaawn*
good morning all! woo on the pic btw!
oooooh look what day it is!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# woo
happy b3taday
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# Happy b3ta day
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# that am
most woo good sir
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# Why thank you
I'm off to play Viewtiful Joe for a bit now.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Is a repeated pea roast a pea souper?
:P

But still woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:35, archived)
# Repost=Pearoast
Pearost for compo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:45, archived)
# Oh I hide my head in shame
how will I face everyone at the international bash (both of them)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:05, archived)
# hmmm
board's shit tonight isn't it.



bigger
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# ooh it's like a repost waterfall.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# hehe
you may as well join in :-P
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# twice?
woo

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Crikey
That's great!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:36, archived)
# Blimey
IT'S THE SPIDER COW! RUN!

Woo yay
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:43, archived)
# blimeh
my internet went all silly then
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# i think the board
was updating the stats
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# oh well
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# I never realised i'd done so many pics
but there's very few worth reposting...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# hehe
there's over 1000 in my main b3ta hosting.

it's only been up since 22nd of june
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# i have seventy-odd
on 2 servers

which suprises me a lot considering i'm reknowned for talking shite rather than getting on and doing something.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# And a couple o reposts from me

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# EEP!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# ...
I would.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# yes
but not anymore. thanks!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# hehe
just looking through my b3ta image file, pearoasting stuff i like :-)

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# reposting stuff
is fun
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:46, archived)
# god
.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Micheal Jackson's Kiddy for fiddling
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# Statements:
always written with shit typewriters.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# in this techological age
...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# THE AGE OF ROBOTS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# na noo
na noo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# that takes me back...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Not as
back as it's taken me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# well,
i can neither doubt nor confirm that
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# MEME
i would like to once and for all tell everyone how this is pronounced... its a french word that means "same" (même) which would explain why people call them memes.. it is pronounced mem

www.wordreference.com/fr/en/translation.asp?fren=meme

utah saints has put me in my place, but this is the only conceivable way i can think to pronounce it until the creator of it tells us
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# no it isnt.
it was concieved iirc by richard dawkins. as an english word.


besides, anyone knows that the end e in french words is silent.

fucktard :)

p.s. techo remixofchinese national anthem++
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# Double-barrelled
Fact Cannon™
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# p.s.
we could also argue - common pronounciation of meme.


since we dont have any silent e rules at the end of the word, and it doesnt have an accent. it's not exactly the same word

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# magic, magic 'e'
turns shin to shine
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# magic, magic 'e'
i think they were trying to tell us something.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# how
isit pronounced then?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# well, according to richard dawkins
/meem/

it rhymes with 'gene'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# well
i suppose it doesnt really matter since it's a text based medium eh?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# well. you were the one who cared.
:D make up your mind
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# But why would we need to pronounce an English word
the same as the French version?

You see, they are two different languages, and thus have different pronunciations, even if and when words are borrowed from each other.

/plus what ^He said
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# i vote for
"meem" rhyming with "theme"
not "me-me" or "mehm"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# i'd always been
led to beliee that it was pronounced "meem" and had some complicated reason for being there, but i can't remember what it is.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# What's a
Beliee?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# MAYDAY - MADAY
group captain, this is rouge squadron, I'm about to go down, due to the time being 5am in sveden, if you have no radio contact after 12 pm send resque craft for an air lift. Bring Coffee, black 2 sugars. thanks.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# does no-one
post images any more?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# This is Gold Squadron
Coming in heavy with a huge shipload of Coffiene(black) and Sugar. Nebulon-B Resque Transport on the way
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# rouge squadron?
ooh, very fetching, perhaps a dab of lippy and mascara too
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
# ROGUE Squadron
Commandeered by Captain Wedge Antilles.

yes I am a star wars geek and I have all the book. Bite my arse.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# yes, so do i, starfighters of adumar is the bestest
but the concept of rouge squadron amuses me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Just wait until Face kicks your @$$
hehe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:41, archived)
# haha
all the book are belong to William Wallace

/PS you probably mean 'commanded'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# though if you've read em,
commandeered is amusingly accurate at times ^^
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# ah no!
It's that time again. Goodnight all. I am off to bed, to dream of gaping vaginas, monkey corpses and baby bombers, and wake up tomorrow to prepare myself for the american girl.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# you don't get much sex do you?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# not if he talks about that
in the presence of women
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# well
he's either 13 or too much of a cnut...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# Im a cnut.
I gaurentee it. i come with a lable.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# shame you don't
come with a dictionary.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# and a ladle
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# I come with the thunder.

Blatant lie.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# bet that's interesting
when there's a storm and you have the vicar round for tea
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# just tea?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# that would be
even more interesting
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# ... said the bishop to the...
ermm.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# I come with
aplomb
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# FREE WITH EVERY PLOMB
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# A knut is a type of Money in HP Books.
Oh I see you mean womens cnuts.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Lovecraft?
Ach, never mind
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# the hovercraft of love
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# HARRY POTHEAD
HAHAHA

Actually I meant the Harry Potter books.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:41, archived)
# Hope it goes well
just have fun. That's what it's all about.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# I thought it was all about
the hokey-cokey
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Ooooh
the hokey cokey
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Happy Baby Orangutan Alert
VOOP! VOOP!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# think the poor thing's a bit lost
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# v good
5 star fish for effort originality and presentation
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# woo very nice
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# awesome
if only my tree in the back yard had fish in its leaves
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# arf!
and i've just realised quite how late it is so i'm away... night all...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# nightnight
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# nighty night night
night night nighty
nighty BOING BOING SHEEP
night night night BOING

and so on
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# bloody hell
tis rather late.

night
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Good
night
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# so it is
sleep tight
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# lateral thinking
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# A cheeky little repost from me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# no idea
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# i think he was following me around earlier today
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# thats
QUACKERS!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# he seems excitable,
what have you fed him?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# POSSIBLY
bread dipped in speed
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# quack!
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# honk!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# parp!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# toot!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Hrurrrrrrump! Bah-dunk! Thud! Giggle!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# Goo Goo
Goo goo barabajagl
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# I don't remember
that bit happening
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

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