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[challenge entry] First post of hamfisted photosloppage...

I ALMOST feel sorry for her...

(Thanks again ladydelirium)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] more imitation crockery found for sale at markets around the country


and clicky
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# haha
bonjour
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# ah salut old ben
there's gonna be a huge jubilee parade in east grinstead on monday. 25 floats! i want to make it 26.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# you joking?
how funny/lame is that, floats? east grinstead? they are gonna look awful i assume

heres a mini photoshop challenge- design me the float you gonna parade with.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# haha will do
i might team up with MC Laren. just imagine!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# that'd be cool
incoporate his dancing. haha and get the float to go against the flow of the other floats, creating HAVOC!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# with a battering ram with the queen's face on
'move it, grinstead! queeny comin' through'
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# got my internet connection back
after aaaaggeesss. moving house and bloody ntl...

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)
# please tell me that's craig david under there
i would so love for that to happen

and yes, bloody ntl, we went through three set top boxes till we got one that works
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Yes
Please let it be Craig David.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)
# yes
it is the man himself
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)
# you are pure class!
now apologise to the alien for wrapping him around that gobshites head...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Hallo
If anyone's about, would they be kind enough to host an image for me? got a late entrant for the jubilee thang...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)
# sure....
my email addy is [email protected]
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)
# woo!
thankyou, will get onto it.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)
# ok...
you should have mail.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# not yet...
... when i get it shall i post it or email you back the url?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)
# You should have it now
I put 'nlt' instead of 'ntl' - doh!
I don't mind which, really, it's up to you.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)
# i'll mail it to u
its your handicraft! you have mail!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# got it!
...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Not being offensive or rude here
but get your own host, there's enough free hosts that'll host it for you.

Tripod.CO.UK
20m.com
i personally use my own btinternet space or hypermart.net

It's really not that hard to get it sorted, i suggest doing the same yourself.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)
# No offence taken
got booted off tripod for no apparent reason recently and haven't got round to sorting more out. Ta for recommendations, though.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)
# fucksocks i still got no hummus
.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)
# I was tired
Don't call the pun police, k plz tnx.


(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# h h h ! Spng!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Spongkey?
I don't get it...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)
# everything
needs a spong
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)
# yeah I do know about the spong thing
although I am still mystified by its genesis
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# i think it sprung from the conversation
about words that we enjoy
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Words you
enjoy?

Like bludgeon, apron, plebian, dyke and marmot.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)
# my headmaster
at Junior School's favourite word was cucmber. I was oblivious to the underlying homoerotic undertones at the time, but we giggle about it now...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)
# My new favourite word is
Realisticjellydildo.

I'm not gay.....honest guv.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)
# gambol is a good word
plinth is a very sexy word
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)
# i thought it was bollox
plinthe being a sexy word, but i tried it out on the lads last night and its true!
Sorry for ever doubting your saucy words :)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)
# as in
"darling you're looking very plinth tonight"?

hmmm
might work
i'm in trouble with the other half as you might have guessed, that might be a good crawl line
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)
# a woman looks very sexy mouthing the word plinth
my favourite thing to silently mouthe is still 'two and a half pee'
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)
# Expectorate
(cough splutter)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# expectorate
sounds like it's missing an 'h' at the beginning

hexpectorate is much better
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)
# Spasmodic
or expunge
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# And my fave town name would have to be
Woodenbong in New South Wales (true I tell You)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# sussex is
groovy for silly names:

Licken Bottom and Upper and Lower Dicker

Finbar Saunders would be proud!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# We had a corrupt magistrate
here in Oz named "Murray Farquhar" makes a good insult as in "Don't be such a ....."
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# what
IS a spong? and what should i do with it?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# I am so sorry
I tried to resist, but I'm weak dammit

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)
# I was hoping I could debut this on someone else
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)
# That is
amaaaaaaaaaazing!
I imagine he's saying it in a scooby doo voice...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)
# pesky meercats
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
It is National Meerkat Weekend, is it not?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)
# every weekend is meercat weekend!
let's have a party!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Erm, this isn't a repost, honest.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)
# nicely reductive...
I like.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)
# Please,

think of the children
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# lol
now there is a plan... i am so sugar intolerant a pint of SunnyD should have me projecting in technicolor in seconds!
You guys are the bestest!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# !
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)
# you don't need a sugar intolerance
to react like that to sunny delight
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)
# i reckon
it is a ploy by pharmecutical firms who make insulin, to generate a whole planet of diabetics... i back this conspiracy up with the fact that it is a Proctor and Gamble product...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)
# Help!

I discovered that i had landed a new job last night... so i got wrecked. Its less hours, nore money, nicer people. Thing is, there is a staff dress code and i dont have anything that will do. I start on Monday. Shops are all shut up here except to day.
I am still bladdered out of my skull and cannot face Leeds city centre without my wits (or the co-ordination to knife the hoards of gobshites)
How do i sober up?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# you could
poke yourself in the eyeballs then evaporate all the liquid in your body by standing in the fire.....

but that would be plain stupid
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# drink more then you'll forget
about soberrrring up.

anyway morning all, gotta walk to the train station soon *sighsss*
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)
# if i drink any more
the local vagrants will hunt me down to drink my ethernol blood...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# drink water until you vomit
throwing up is the most sobering experience known to man
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# i
actuallt find sprite v good for hangovers... dunno why...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
# a top idea
however there are flaws there also as sugar makes me ill too... i can only drink diet drinks with fake cancer-sugar in :(
christ i am shite
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# a fabulous idea
unfortunately (and if Vulga is about he will back me up on this one) I have the inability to spew after booze. Even sticking fingers down my gob is futile... hence the worst hangovers. God, why have you forsaken me?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)
# you could
hit yourself repeatedly over the head with a kitten?
eventually you'll forget about the hangover
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Leeds is ace
St.Johns and The Merrion deserve to be subjected to you in a hungover/pissed/greenaroundthegills state.

Do what I did earlier this week, when you can no longer cope with the shambling, directionless zombies blocking your every turn, yell "I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS".
Make a face as if you are about to puke, 'hamsterize' your cheeks, and enjoy.
Goth makeup optional.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# you are sooo right!
and due to my redfacedness, i think full face white will be essential...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# are you insane
i could be high on happy life juice and still not able to face leeds city centre.

even more so since the hobos have stopped simply asking for money and started crying when they do aswell.
i'm staying in forever.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# i am kopping out
and going to Morley...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)
# .
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:21, archived)
# B3TA:
the only place where the yarn plays with the kitten
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# She _really_ likes pussy


cat's that is....
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)
# get off my
bird!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.....


screamed ronald mcdonald to commerorate Mc'killingspree day
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)
# Whay!!
that's big.!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# oh yeah,
sorry, i work in a high resolutiuon as well so i should have smallerised it
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)
# its not too big a file size
so just add width="300" or something to the tag
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Hmm.
Loses somethig so small. Width=600 I reckon would fit on my monitor nicely.. Or are we too fussy?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:48, archived)
# good ploy,
morning !!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Morning!
How are you this fine suuny day?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)
# urrh
I think it's about time I went to bed.
I don't think I'll be shoe shopping
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:59, archived)
# you're probably right
=)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)
# You nutter
have you got the shakes?
submit
submit
submit !!!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)
# ECHO
echo
echo
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:04, archived)
# You do
sound in a bad way.. Keep pressing that submit button - you'll be fine..
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:11, archived)
# Mellow
Will be sorting bootfair stuff out today
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:02, archived)
# you doing a car boot sale?
woo! which one?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:03, archived)
# just a widdle one in Strood
selling toot for summer money !! wahaay!!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)
# mmmm...
money = beer = life
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:10, archived)
# about 1400
would fit mine :)

i'm too fussy...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Yeah
I'm only on me laptop, and expect eveerything to be made to fit it..
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:53, archived)
# not like
i have anything better to do
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:52, archived)
# i just made myself cold coffee
cos i didn't notice the kettle wasn't plugged in.

hummus? no, i can't.

good morning and happy massive weekend everyone!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:34, archived)
# microwave
it
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# No
start again.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)
# i have indeed
started again. i don't know why i didn't microwave it, but i didn't
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Because
microwaved cold coffee is yuck. Should be just the same, but trust me, it's not.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# true, it will taste
feckin awful, but it's better than cold
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:39, archived)
# why not
just eat coffee grains?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:43, archived)
# why not
indeed
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Because
coffee grains are yuck.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:45, archived)
# fairy
nuff
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# not when
taken one at a time
trust me, i get very bored around here
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:48, archived)
# my coffee can't fucking hummus
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# One thing to say
who needs Roy Keane.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:28, archived)
# ironic that a
central midfielder scored the goal
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# Indeed
Woo and Yay for Ireland..
should I shut up now?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:41, archived)
# Time spaz notice..........for all those who were not here last night
New song "I can't fucking hummus" is here.

www.stuhawkes.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HUMMUS.mp3

Other efforts available at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:43, archived)
# my mum
gave me hummus this morning and couldn't understand why i was laughing at her
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:46, archived)
# that
is fantastic!!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Right im off for real now
Read you all in a week.
BIIIYEEEE
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:40, archived)
# All righty!
Yank-fest '02, When All American b3tans Come Together!
For all those participating in Yank-fest, the event is set for June 29th at Disneyland! If you intend to go, please, for the love of God, let me know!!! The relevant information is here. See you there!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:20, archived)
# if you raise my ticket =)
are you up for the 8th?¿?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:25, archived)
# If you mean...
July 8th and you got here yourself, I'd get you and two of your friends in for free!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Luv-i-lee Jub-i-lee......

I Know it's not strictly crockery but he is such a bloody mug.
Pukka Tukka indeed..thuh!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Up with the larks
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Tops!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:37, archived)
# My son
loves that woo yay. I'm not allowed to sccrollfurther down the screen 'cause of it..
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:00, archived)
# I reakon Grinfish’s train
worksz better anyother in england.

I might go on a train today, hope it a WOO YAY train.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:23, archived)
# If it isn't...
..make it one. Get on a polar bear suit, remove the driver, and shout over the comms system "All aboard, next stop WOOtown!"

They'll love it. All trains should be WooTrains.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Just my effort...
...to give B3ta family-orientated content 8o)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:00, archived)
# And an excellent
effort too!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:29, archived)
# Nice
I'll have it.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:55, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLA-HEY!
Ron the Hammerpants have been put in the Final Five for This week's Innovations!!!

Pulllease vote for me! I love you all! Really!

www.brilliantindustries.com/innovationfoundation

I promise if I win, I will provide a picture of myself in a brain hat for gratuitous potatoshoppery!!!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:05, archived)
# Duly voted for.
.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:05, archived)
# bit late
but you got mine
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:27, archived)

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