First post of hamfisted photosloppage...
I ALMOST feel sorry for her...
(Thanks again ladydelirium)
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:42,
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I ALMOST feel sorry for her...
(Thanks again ladydelirium)
more imitation crockery found for sale at markets around the country
and clicky
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37,
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and clicky
ah salut old ben
there's gonna be a huge jubilee parade in east grinstead on monday. 25 floats! i want to make it 26.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:57,
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you joking?
how funny/lame is that, floats? east grinstead? they are gonna look awful i assume
heres a mini photoshop challenge- design me the float you gonna parade with.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:01,
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heres a mini photoshop challenge- design me the float you gonna parade with.
that'd be cool
incoporate his dancing. haha and get the float to go against the flow of the other floats, creating HAVOC!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:10,
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with a battering ram with the queen's face on
'move it, grinstead! queeny comin' through'
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:14,
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got my internet connection back
after aaaaggeesss. moving house and bloody ntl...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:35,
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please tell me that's craig david under there
i would so love for that to happen
and yes, bloody ntl, we went through three set top boxes till we got one that works
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37,
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and yes, bloody ntl, we went through three set top boxes till we got one that works
you are pure class!
now apologise to the alien for wrapping him around that gobshites head...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06,
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Hallo
If anyone's about, would they be kind enough to host an image for me? got a late entrant for the jubilee thang...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:18,
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not yet...
... when i get it shall i post it or email you back the url?
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:34,
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You should have it now
I put 'nlt' instead of 'ntl' - doh!
I don't mind which, really, it's up to you.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:36,
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I don't mind which, really, it's up to you.
Not being offensive or rude here
but get your own host, there's enough free hosts that'll host it for you.
Tripod.CO.UK
20m.com
i personally use my own btinternet space or hypermart.net
It's really not that hard to get it sorted, i suggest doing the same yourself.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:20,
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Tripod.CO.UK
20m.com
i personally use my own btinternet space or hypermart.net
It's really not that hard to get it sorted, i suggest doing the same yourself.
No offence taken
got booted off tripod for no apparent reason recently and haven't got round to sorting more out. Ta for recommendations, though.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:23,
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yeah I do know about the spong thing
although I am still mystified by its genesis
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56,
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i think it sprung from the conversation
about words that we enjoy
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:01,
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Words you
enjoy?
Like bludgeon, apron, plebian, dyke and marmot.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:07,
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Like bludgeon, apron, plebian, dyke and marmot.
my headmaster
at Junior School's favourite word was cucmber. I was oblivious to the underlying homoerotic undertones at the time, but we giggle about it now...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:09,
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My new favourite word is
Realisticjellydildo.
I'm not gay.....honest guv.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:15,
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I'm not gay.....honest guv.
i thought it was bollox
plinthe being a sexy word, but i tried it out on the lads last night and its true!
Sorry for ever doubting your saucy words :)
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:11,
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Sorry for ever doubting your saucy words :)
as in
"darling you're looking very plinth tonight"?
hmmm
might work
i'm in trouble with the other half as you might have guessed, that might be a good crawl line
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:15,
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hmmm
might work
i'm in trouble with the other half as you might have guessed, that might be a good crawl line
a woman looks very sexy mouthing the word plinth
my favourite thing to silently mouthe is still 'two and a half pee'
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:19,
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expectorate
sounds like it's missing an 'h' at the beginning
hexpectorate is much better
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:34,
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hexpectorate is much better
And my fave town name would have to be
Woodenbong in New South Wales (true I tell You)
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:48,
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sussex is
groovy for silly names:
Licken Bottom and Upper and Lower Dicker
Finbar Saunders would be proud!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:11,
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Licken Bottom and Upper and Lower Dicker
Finbar Saunders would be proud!
We had a corrupt magistrate
here in Oz named "Murray Farquhar" makes a good insult as in "Don't be such a ....."
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:14,
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That is
amaaaaaaaaaazing!
I imagine he's saying it in a scooby doo voice...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:19,
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I imagine he's saying it in a scooby doo voice...
lol
now there is a plan... i am so sugar intolerant a pint of SunnyD should have me projecting in technicolor in seconds!
You guys are the bestest!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:57,
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You guys are the bestest!
you don't need a sugar intolerance
to react like that to sunny delight
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:47,
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i reckon
it is a ploy by pharmecutical firms who make insulin, to generate a whole planet of diabetics... i back this conspiracy up with the fact that it is a Proctor and Gamble product...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:52,
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Help!
I discovered that i had landed a new job last night... so i got wrecked. Its less hours, nore money, nicer people. Thing is, there is a staff dress code and i dont have anything that will do. I start on Monday. Shops are all shut up here except to day.
I am still bladdered out of my skull and cannot face Leeds city centre without my wits (or the co-ordination to knife the hoards of gobshites)
How do i sober up?
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:24,
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I discovered that i had landed a new job last night... so i got wrecked. Its less hours, nore money, nicer people. Thing is, there is a staff dress code and i dont have anything that will do. I start on Monday. Shops are all shut up here except to day.
I am still bladdered out of my skull and cannot face Leeds city centre without my wits (or the co-ordination to knife the hoards of gobshites)
How do i sober up?
you could
poke yourself in the eyeballs then evaporate all the liquid in your body by standing in the fire.....
but that would be plain stupid
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:30,
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but that would be plain stupid
drink more then you'll forget
about soberrrring up.
anyway morning all, gotta walk to the train station soon *sighsss*
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:34,
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anyway morning all, gotta walk to the train station soon *sighsss*
if i drink any more
the local vagrants will hunt me down to drink my ethernol blood...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42,
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drink water until you vomit
throwing up is the most sobering experience known to man
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42,
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a top idea
however there are flaws there also as sugar makes me ill too... i can only drink diet drinks with fake cancer-sugar in :(
christ i am shite
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:55,
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christ i am shite
a fabulous idea
unfortunately (and if Vulga is about he will back me up on this one) I have the inability to spew after booze. Even sticking fingers down my gob is futile... hence the worst hangovers. God, why have you forsaken me?
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:49,
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you could
hit yourself repeatedly over the head with a kitten?
eventually you'll forget about the hangover
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:44,
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eventually you'll forget about the hangover
Leeds is ace
St.Johns and The Merrion deserve to be subjected to you in a hungover/pissed/greenaroundthegills state.
Do what I did earlier this week, when you can no longer cope with the shambling, directionless zombies blocking your every turn, yell "I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS".
Make a face as if you are about to puke, 'hamsterize' your cheeks, and enjoy.
Goth makeup optional.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:01,
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Do what I did earlier this week, when you can no longer cope with the shambling, directionless zombies blocking your every turn, yell "I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS".
Make a face as if you are about to puke, 'hamsterize' your cheeks, and enjoy.
Goth makeup optional.
you are sooo right!
and due to my redfacedness, i think full face white will be essential...
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:24,
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are you insane
i could be high on happy life juice and still not able to face leeds city centre.
even more so since the hobos have stopped simply asking for money and started crying when they do aswell.
i'm staying in forever.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56,
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even more so since the hobos have stopped simply asking for money and started crying when they do aswell.
i'm staying in forever.
Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.....
screamed ronald mcdonald to commerorate Mc'killingspree day
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:37,
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screamed ronald mcdonald to commerorate Mc'killingspree day
oh yeah,
sorry, i work in a high resolutiuon as well so i should have smallerised it
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:42,
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its not too big a file size
so just add width="300" or something to the tag
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:44,
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Hmm.
Loses somethig so small. Width=600 I reckon would fit on my monitor nicely.. Or are we too fussy?
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:48,
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urrh
I think it's about time I went to bed.
I don't think I'll be shoe shopping
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:59,
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I don't think I'll be shoe shopping
You do
sound in a bad way.. Keep pressing that submit button - you'll be fine..
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:11,
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just a widdle one in Strood
selling toot for summer money !! wahaay!!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:05,
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Yeah
I'm only on me laptop, and expect eveerything to be made to fit it..
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:53,
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i just made myself cold coffee
cos i didn't notice the kettle wasn't plugged in.
hummus? no, i can't.
good morning and happy massive weekend everyone!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:34,
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hummus? no, i can't.
good morning and happy massive weekend everyone!
i have indeed
started again. i don't know why i didn't microwave it, but i didn't
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:38,
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Because
microwaved cold coffee is yuck. Should be just the same, but trust me, it's not.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:40,
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not when
taken one at a time
trust me, i get very bored around here
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:48,
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trust me, i get very bored around here
Time spaz notice..........for all those who were not here last night
New song "I can't fucking hummus" is here.
www.stuhawkes.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HUMMUS.mp3
Other efforts available at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:43,
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www.stuhawkes.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HUMMUS.mp3
Other efforts available at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm
my mum
gave me hummus this morning and couldn't understand why i was laughing at her
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:46,
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If you mean...
July 8th and you got here yourself, I'd get you and two of your friends in for free!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:45,
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Luv-i-lee Jub-i-lee......
I Know it's not strictly crockery but he is such a bloody mug.
Pukka Tukka indeed..thuh!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:18,
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I Know it's not strictly crockery but he is such a bloody mug.
Pukka Tukka indeed..thuh!
My son
loves that woo yay. I'm not allowed to sccrollfurther down the screen 'cause of it..
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:00,
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I reakon Grinfish’s train
worksz better anyother in england.
I might go on a train today, hope it a WOO YAY train.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:23,
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I might go on a train today, hope it a WOO YAY train.
If it isn't...
..make it one. Get on a polar bear suit, remove the driver, and shout over the comms system "All aboard, next stop WOOtown!"
They'll love it. All trains should be WooTrains.
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:59,
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They'll love it. All trains should be WooTrains.
WOO YAY HOUPLA-HEY!
Ron the Hammerpants have been put in the Final Five for This week's Innovations!!!
Pulllease vote for me! I love you all! Really!
www.brilliantindustries.com/innovationfoundation
I promise if I win, I will provide a picture of myself in a brain hat for gratuitous potatoshoppery!!!
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Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:05,
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Pulllease vote for me! I love you all! Really!
www.brilliantindustries.com/innovationfoundation
I promise if I win, I will provide a picture of myself in a brain hat for gratuitous potatoshoppery!!!
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