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[challenge entry] First post of hamfisted photosloppage...

I ALMOST feel sorry for her...

(Thanks again ladydelirium)
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] more imitation crockery found for sale at markets around the country


and clicky
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# haha
bonjour
(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# ah salut old ben
there's gonna be a huge jubilee parade in east grinstead on monday. 25 floats! i want to make it 26.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# you joking?
how funny/lame is that, floats? east grinstead? they are gonna look awful i assume

heres a mini photoshop challenge- design me the float you gonna parade with.
(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# haha will do
i might team up with MC Laren. just imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# that'd be cool
incoporate his dancing. haha and get the float to go against the flow of the other floats, creating HAVOC!
(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# with a battering ram with the queen's face on
'move it, grinstead! queeny comin' through'
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# got my internet connection back
after aaaaggeesss. moving house and bloody ntl...

(bobulatorm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)
# please tell me that's craig david under there
i would so love for that to happen

and yes, bloody ntl, we went through three set top boxes till we got one that works
(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Yes
Please let it be Craig David.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)
# yes
it is the man himself
(bobulatorm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)
# you are pure class!
now apologise to the alien for wrapping him around that gobshites head...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Hallo
If anyone's about, would they be kind enough to host an image for me? got a late entrant for the jubilee thang...
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)
# sure....
my email addy is [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)
# woo!
thankyou, will get onto it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)
# ok...
you should have mail.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# not yet...
... when i get it shall i post it or email you back the url?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)
# You should have it now
I put 'nlt' instead of 'ntl' - doh!
I don't mind which, really, it's up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)
# i'll mail it to u
its your handicraft! you have mail!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# got it!
...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Not being offensive or rude here
but get your own host, there's enough free hosts that'll host it for you.

Tripod.CO.UK
20m.com
i personally use my own btinternet space or hypermart.net

It's really not that hard to get it sorted, i suggest doing the same yourself.
(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)
# No offence taken
got booted off tripod for no apparent reason recently and haven't got round to sorting more out. Ta for recommendations, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)
# fucksocks i still got no hummus
.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)
# I was tired
Don't call the pun police, k plz tnx.


(stanrandom, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# h h h ! Spng!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Spongkey?
I don't get it...
(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)
# everything
needs a spong
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)
# yeah I do know about the spong thing
although I am still mystified by its genesis
(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# i think it sprung from the conversation
about words that we enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Words you
enjoy?

Like bludgeon, apron, plebian, dyke and marmot.
(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)
# my headmaster
at Junior School's favourite word was cucmber. I was oblivious to the underlying homoerotic undertones at the time, but we giggle about it now...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)
# My new favourite word is
Realisticjellydildo.

I'm not gay.....honest guv.
(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)
# gambol is a good word
plinth is a very sexy word
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)
# i thought it was bollox
plinthe being a sexy word, but i tried it out on the lads last night and its true!
Sorry for ever doubting your saucy words :)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)
# as in
"darling you're looking very plinth tonight"?

hmmm
might work
i'm in trouble with the other half as you might have guessed, that might be a good crawl line
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)
# a woman looks very sexy mouthing the word plinth
my favourite thing to silently mouthe is still 'two and a half pee'
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)
# Expectorate
(cough splutter)
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# expectorate
sounds like it's missing an 'h' at the beginning

hexpectorate is much better
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)
# Spasmodic
or expunge
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# And my fave town name would have to be
Woodenbong in New South Wales (true I tell You)
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# sussex is
groovy for silly names:

Licken Bottom and Upper and Lower Dicker

Finbar Saunders would be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# We had a corrupt magistrate
here in Oz named "Murray Farquhar" makes a good insult as in "Don't be such a ....."
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# what
IS a spong? and what should i do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# I am so sorry
I tried to resist, but I'm weak dammit

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)
# I was hoping I could debut this on someone else
(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)
# That is
amaaaaaaaaaazing!
I imagine he's saying it in a scooby doo voice...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)
# pesky meercats
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
It is National Meerkat Weekend, is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)
# every weekend is meercat weekend!
let's have a party!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Erm, this isn't a repost, honest.
(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)
# nicely reductive...
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)
# Please,

think of the children
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# lol
now there is a plan... i am so sugar intolerant a pint of SunnyD should have me projecting in technicolor in seconds!
You guys are the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)
# you don't need a sugar intolerance
to react like that to sunny delight
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)
# i reckon
it is a ploy by pharmecutical firms who make insulin, to generate a whole planet of diabetics... i back this conspiracy up with the fact that it is a Proctor and Gamble product...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)
# Help!

I discovered that i had landed a new job last night... so i got wrecked. Its less hours, nore money, nicer people. Thing is, there is a staff dress code and i dont have anything that will do. I start on Monday. Shops are all shut up here except to day.
I am still bladdered out of my skull and cannot face Leeds city centre without my wits (or the co-ordination to knife the hoards of gobshites)
How do i sober up?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# you could
poke yourself in the eyeballs then evaporate all the liquid in your body by standing in the fire.....

but that would be plain stupid
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# drink more then you'll forget
about soberrrring up.

anyway morning all, gotta walk to the train station soon *sighsss*
(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)
# if i drink any more
the local vagrants will hunt me down to drink my ethernol blood...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# drink water until you vomit
throwing up is the most sobering experience known to man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# i
actuallt find sprite v good for hangovers... dunno why...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
# a top idea
however there are flaws there also as sugar makes me ill too... i can only drink diet drinks with fake cancer-sugar in :(
christ i am shite
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# a fabulous idea
unfortunately (and if Vulga is about he will back me up on this one) I have the inability to spew after booze. Even sticking fingers down my gob is futile... hence the worst hangovers. God, why have you forsaken me?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)
# you could
hit yourself repeatedly over the head with a kitten?
eventually you'll forget about the hangover
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Leeds is ace
St.Johns and The Merrion deserve to be subjected to you in a hungover/pissed/greenaroundthegills state.

Do what I did earlier this week, when you can no longer cope with the shambling, directionless zombies blocking your every turn, yell "I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS".
Make a face as if you are about to puke, 'hamsterize' your cheeks, and enjoy.
Goth makeup optional.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# you are sooo right!
and due to my redfacedness, i think full face white will be essential...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# are you insane
i could be high on happy life juice and still not able to face leeds city centre.

even more so since the hobos have stopped simply asking for money and started crying when they do aswell.
i'm staying in forever.
(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# i am kopping out
and going to Morley...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:21, archived)
# B3TA:
the only place where the yarn plays with the kitten
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# She _really_ likes pussy


cat's that is....
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)
# get off my
bird!
(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.....


screamed ronald mcdonald to commerorate Mc'killingspree day
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)
# Whay!!
that's big.!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# oh yeah,
sorry, i work in a high resolutiuon as well so i should have smallerised it
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)
# its not too big a file size
so just add width="300" or something to the tag
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Hmm.
Loses somethig so small. Width=600 I reckon would fit on my monitor nicely.. Or are we too fussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:48, archived)
# good ploy,
morning !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Morning!
How are you this fine suuny day?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)
# urrh
I think it's about time I went to bed.
I don't think I'll be shoe shopping
(Nacho, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:59, archived)
# you're probably right
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)
# You nutter
have you got the shakes?
submit
submit
submit !!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)
# ECHO
echo
echo
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:04, archived)
# You do
sound in a bad way.. Keep pressing that submit button - you'll be fine..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:11, archived)
# Mellow
Will be sorting bootfair stuff out today
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:02, archived)
# you doing a car boot sale?
woo! which one?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:03, archived)
# just a widdle one in Strood
selling toot for summer money !! wahaay!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)
# mmmm...
money = beer = life
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:10, archived)
# about 1400
would fit mine :)

i'm too fussy...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Yeah
I'm only on me laptop, and expect eveerything to be made to fit it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:53, archived)
# not like
i have anything better to do
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:52, archived)
# i just made myself cold coffee
cos i didn't notice the kettle wasn't plugged in.

hummus? no, i can't.

good morning and happy massive weekend everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:34, archived)
# microwave
it
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# No
start again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)
# i have indeed
started again. i don't know why i didn't microwave it, but i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Because
microwaved cold coffee is yuck. Should be just the same, but trust me, it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# true, it will taste
feckin awful, but it's better than cold
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:39, archived)
# why not
just eat coffee grains?
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:43, archived)
# why not
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Because
coffee grains are yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:45, archived)
# fairy
nuff
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# not when
taken one at a time
trust me, i get very bored around here
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:48, archived)
# my coffee can't fucking hummus
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# One thing to say
who needs Roy Keane.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:28, archived)
# ironic that a
central midfielder scored the goal
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# Indeed
Woo and Yay for Ireland..
should I shut up now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:41, archived)
# Time spaz notice..........for all those who were not here last night
New song "I can't fucking hummus" is here.

www.stuhawkes.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HUMMUS.mp3

Other efforts available at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:43, archived)
# my mum
gave me hummus this morning and couldn't understand why i was laughing at her
(joannie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:46, archived)
# that
is fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Right im off for real now
Read you all in a week.
BIIIYEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:40, archived)
# All righty!
Yank-fest '02, When All American b3tans Come Together!
For all those participating in Yank-fest, the event is set for June 29th at Disneyland! If you intend to go, please, for the love of God, let me know!!! The relevant information is here. See you there!
(Kimbo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:20, archived)
# if you raise my ticket =)
are you up for the 8th?¿?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:25, archived)
# If you mean...
July 8th and you got here yourself, I'd get you and two of your friends in for free!
(Kimbo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Luv-i-lee Jub-i-lee......

I Know it's not strictly crockery but he is such a bloody mug.
Pukka Tukka indeed..thuh!
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Up with the larks
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:37, archived)
# My son
loves that woo yay. I'm not allowed to sccrollfurther down the screen 'cause of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:00, archived)
# I reakon Grinfish’s train
worksz better anyother in england.

I might go on a train today, hope it a WOO YAY train.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:23, archived)
# If it isn't...
..make it one. Get on a polar bear suit, remove the driver, and shout over the comms system "All aboard, next stop WOOtown!"

They'll love it. All trains should be WooTrains.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Just my effort...
...to give B3ta family-orientated content 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:00, archived)
# And an excellent
effort too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:29, archived)
# Nice
I'll have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:55, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLA-HEY!
Ron the Hammerpants have been put in the Final Five for This week's Innovations!!!

Pulllease vote for me! I love you all! Really!

www.brilliantindustries.com/innovationfoundation

I promise if I win, I will provide a picture of myself in a brain hat for gratuitous potatoshoppery!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 6:05, archived)
# Duly voted for.
.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:05, archived)
# bit late
but you got mine
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 8:27, archived)

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