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Can someone post

The baby jesus butt plug picture (or just put on its address so i can go get it myself) please.

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

I believe you're looking for

http://www.divine-interventions.com/ (huhuhuh - it says "enter")

(scrul, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

fnord

redifusion, priestess and ~~redifusion,~~Hyksos
a collective wooyay for everyone!!
(only on my first beer)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)

Fanks

I'm just thinking about my first beer, and figuring I should probably have some breakfast first.

Especially since I'll probably be up till noon tommorow.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

hiya

pickle! have a beer for me (cause i'm stuck at work)

(redifusion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

that's a bummer, man.

I'll have 2 for you !
are you going on the 8th?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

I'm on my 6th

beer and running out - time to go to the offy soon.
Ah, drunken cycling.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

go steady, mate.

you must avoid spillage

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

Fancy that

So many odd crisps here =====

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)

Sorry Nacho...

and sorry everyone else - 2 minute job...

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

Or how about

Ballad of the lonesome cow(meer)cat

Thanks redifusion.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)

now that

is fantastic

Makes me think of Nelson Muntz playing guitar...

"Joy to the world,
The teacher's dead
We barbequed her head
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the toilet,
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes..."

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)

superb

new wallpaper!
Woo 2 u!

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Pob, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

....

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Hyksos, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)

That is fantastic

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Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*ahem* fantastic

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

That is

Super-WOO and Mega-YAY!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

That deserves

to be on the frontpage.

I guess no-one's around to do it.

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Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

indoors

on a sunny day.. *sigh*

(bella, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

at least you have us

*big b3tan kiss and cuddle*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeee

that makes me feel acres better! and big ones backatcha.... maybe i should get some gargle... i got dumped this week, fun!

(bella, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)

sorry to hear about that

there seems to be a spate of dumpings on b3ta recently- perhaps it's a part of the collective conciousness...

have a houpla bunny, and remember the word 'plinth' =)

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

plinth plinth plinth

indeed.. i feel better already!! cheers!

(bella, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

Not just b3ta

It's the time of year, lots of people want a new fuckbuddy for the summer I think.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

esquisitely worded, dear chap

ooh, i like the word 'exquisitely'. it sounds squishy.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

i still prefer

oooooooooze

(bella, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

About the whole Spong thing I seem to have missed.

My old Tech teacher was called Mr Spong. Before he was a teacher, I believe he was actually a circus clown (no, seriously) and he lives on a boat.

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Spunkmeyer, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

He wasn't one of the Spongs of

Vulcan was he?

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

It's possible

I guess

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Spunkmeyer, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

an ant was scooting around on my desk

and it fell into the cravass of the spaces inbetween the keys on my keyboard.

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tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

press the keys

you know you want to :-P

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rosey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

Ant

Quick, rescue him

(Trousers_of_time, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

Like ants thru the keyboard,

so are the days of our lives

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

crap animated gif of your dilema

*image removed coz it was crap and i ain't got much more room to host stuff- eek"

(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)

Faster than Superman

on speed though.

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)

I had a moth hanging around my monitor the other night.

So when it landed, I degaussed it :p

Don't worry, it was fine, just stunned it for about half a minute :)

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Spunkmeyer, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)

A spider fell into my

pint this morning.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)

cheeky twat

tell it to buy its own!

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

the

ballard of the lonesome cowcat.....

(redifusion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

i really really really like that

toppo

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tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

t
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u

(redifusion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

Cool

And the Ballard of the Lonesome Cowcow.

(not nearly as well done)

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)

lol

(redifusion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

shouldn't that be the Lonely Coo?

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Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)

Damnit

Yes, it probably should have been. Coo faces the wrong way though, you'd have to do it
from scratch.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

Don't change it.

It's lovely as it is.

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Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)

Parkinson Interviews Celine Dion.

Every TV should come with a lifetime supply of High grade Ganja just to make it bearable.

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

fuck the television

just give me the dope =)

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

seconded

sesh anyone?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

get stoned

then attempt to have a conversation while eating a lyons bakewell tart

its impossible
(a mr kiplings bakewell tart doesn't work)

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DaWolfey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

crumbs DW

said penfold

/coat

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)

Don't

mind if I do...

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

Microwaves however...

Now there's an appliance I have formed a close bond with... (Snip, Buzzz, Ding, Pack, Toke, Exhale, Ahhhhhhhhhh...Expectorate,goto pack)

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

i wish

i need my wits about me if i am to revise- hence there is none in the building.

don't let me stop you though =)

edit: i'm off out, cos there isn't any food in the house!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

nice weed

and cafe del mar 8 in the garden. i recommend it.

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Jay, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

although i'mnot sure

its such as good idea, im going to the star wars marathon at the imax later. must stay awake.

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Jay, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

But But

Dope was the only thing that made Phantom Menace bearable.

I wanna open up a cannabis cinema one day. That'd be cool.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

Ohh what a beautiful day..

the sun is shining,
the birds are singing,
and the kittens are playing...

(ed_case, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)

Fuzzbucket - it's actually meant to be in a 13 year old girl style voice because they tend to think they're quite mature. But I think it works with the Scooby Doo voice too. On so many levels...

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

yep

and very *very* bored....

(ed_case, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

it's a good thing

when you can't laugh at poo (and bums, tits, willies etc), what is there left to laugh about?

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)

photoshop tennis

my serve is here

clicka

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tomdog, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

Quick question

Can photoshop handle .xcf?
I cant export in .psd format and I'd like to keep the layers intact.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

Unfortunately

not.
[Edit: I tried to come up with a helpful idea, but there doesn't seem to be anything else than exporting each layer as a TIF maybe?]

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azerty, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

Dang

Ah well, just have to get pished then.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

what are you using? gimp, presumably?

my version of the gimp has an option to save psds- is there something wrong with it?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

Not with yours!

I'm using Linux on a low powered laptop. Are you using Windows?.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

the one i tried was windows, yes

i can convert it for you if you like?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

Thanks for the offer.

I'll sit this round out.
Need an umpire?, I refuse to be drawn into 'ball boy' jokes.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

scary monkey !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

Damn

Ages to make, seconds to look POO :( oh well we live and learn! :D

(MrGwilt, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

Nice.

That looks like a lot of effort.

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Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)

Pageing Yorkshire/North Notts b3tans

It seems there are a few of us.
Whos up for a meet in Leeds/Sheffield?
Technophobe?, you there?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)

I'm in Liverpool

but can happily travel that far, unless you're planning a pissup, it'll be an expensive taxi ride home!

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Lum, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Me?, Plan?

Hail Eris and Discordia!.
Nah, if a bunch of folk said 'yeah, I'm up for a pishup in , then go frit. If it was a Satterday, and in Leeds, is there a late return train?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

Pulp Banking Fiction

Im very very bitter. The fuckers are converting me to a "graduate" package ... sounds sinister : (

(Egg, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

LOL

marvellous!

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

Once again ...

I find myself playing on B3ta when I've got 2 weeks left of my degree and thousands of words to write ... anyone got any article suggestions for a would be hack?

(Egg, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

Wasting time at degree level?

You and me both. Articles? on B3ta, naturally. Seriously? How about that old chestnut, racial representations in the the new media arena? It's what my dissertation will be on...

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)

that is *not* what I wanted to hear

My first year exams start on monday, and I'd like this addiction to decrease not get worse...

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

Have you also tried Popbitch?

I'm sorry, that was v.unhelpful

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

I've seen it

and I've seen its danger. I'm keeping away.

Dammit, I made two and a half animations yesterday, and I'm going to struggle to get through today without finishing the last one.

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

Save yourself

I've been hooked for a year now on PB. The doctor says it's terminal (geddit?).

I've already struggled through my exams, so good luck, my friend.

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

Well I've decided on one..

Im gonna write one about "weird sweets" - some norweigan gave me some salted liquorice last night when I was pissed. It was fucking horrible.

Does anyone know anymore?

(Egg, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

Sour Herrings

German sweets...fish shaped...basically lemon juice, sugar and gellatine. Quite nice actually.

(christophaloph, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)

Norwegians are a strange breed

I have a friend who, instead of smoking straight cigarettes or roll-ups, has these minute teabag style things of baccy, which he stuffs inbetween his upper lip and gum. When he grinned...yech.

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

actually quite good..

they offer u loans n stuff

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Darkedge, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

anyone fancy a game of

pool in a pool?

(Broon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)

Ace.

Thats one way to sink the 8 ball.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

Luverly Jubilee

One is going to have a Luverly Jubilee.

Sorry to whoever made this joke that i've just knicked with Jamie Oliver on their picture. But i'm a back to basics kind of guy. I like to get the the true origins of the phrase!!

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Bloody Student, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

No Worries...

It was pretty crap anyway so now at least I'm not the only deadshit on the board.

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

Not funny, just bizarre.

an entire role playing game based on (more like nicked) from Sonic the Hedgehog.
lair.echidnoyle.org/
Er....

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

haha

how about Pisstina?

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

apologies if this has been posted already!

http://welcome.to/mytrailerparkpage

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

God that thing's

been on the internet for so long, it's just not funny anymore, like the whole "i liek milk" and "asian prince" things.

Well, i take it back, the asian prince is still funny.

(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)

well i am very

sorry then!!!

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

that's well funny

after what i said before, i'm off to brave leeds city centre cos i've got no clean clothes so i'm gonna buy some more

(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

i'll be your mate

for life if you pick me up some black jeans lol

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

weird

that's what i'm going for.
but i aint buying ladies clothes, well not again anyway.

(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

my other half

brags that he is with the only bird in Yorkshire who hates clothes shopping.
I do not want to try things on... i dont like anything in any of the shops anyhow. I buy my stuff online, and his, well its a bundle of pants from one market stall and black t's on the other and bus home lol

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

lucky bar-steward

if you're in town and you here someone yelling "you can't fucking hummus" at the top of his lungs you'll know that it's all gone a bit pear shaped.

(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

Yes he is rather! lol if you find a goth in the gutter sobbing

and wailing 'fucksticks' in a foetal position that will be me, after trying to find ladies black jeans that arent sodding 'boot-cut' which give me a fat arse when i dont have one...

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

woo hoo

mission successful. got off the bus and had pants bought in a matter of 10 minutes, back on bus, home. i didn't even have to yell hummus once.

(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

Have I started a trend for yelling

'I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS' in Leeds?

I do hope so. You get some very odd looks, and for a short while, the freedom to walk in a straight line.
I still have to find a rancid tramp and call him/her/it a time spazzer though.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

i think you are our new leader

i shall find you a rancid tramp oh great one

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lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

Please, hail not I

Hail Eris.
Glad its not just me who has been subjected to the 'weeping {sore|tramp}' when a donation to the {meths|piss} fund has been refused. My mate made me shake with laughter yesterday. Walking back to work after dinner, a mobile rancid speed hump accosted us and enquired as to whether or not we had 10p. Before I could respond, he issued the rejoinder 'Yes, and you're not having it'
Its just as bad in Sheffield too. One good thing about Meadowhell is the security staff evict the beggars, and hopefully kick them clean.
The milk of human kindness has turned to yoghurt in my case.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)

Eek

I haven't seen that before, I must have been asleep or something. Funny as hell, I be reckoning.

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

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