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Columbia University actually has this department:

You really wouldn't want to go, would you?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:33, archived)

What do you reckon they do?

Baseball bat you in the face?

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:39, archived)

probly

but surely 'facial' and 'oral' comes under 'head' anyway?
from personal experience, both my face and mouth tend to be part of my head...

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rockyrobin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:49, archived)

yeah,

which is why I didn't say face OR mouth OR head.
:oP

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

i'll bet

somebody is just waiting behind the door with a big stick!

(PornDungeon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)

It'd be dead good

without the pain bit.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)

For Spunkmeyer :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)

i think the one on the right is me...

...when im not wasted i tend to look more like this...

(jazzpotato, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:25, archived)

That is fookin excellent.

Cheers man! :)

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:25, archived)

no probs, mate

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)

Hiya Pickle....And it's back on again. YAAAAAAAAAY!

I was getting withdrawal symptoms.

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)

us too

ooh! they're having a party!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:57, archived)

getting tarted up

like slappy skoolgirls. What is Jade doing to her face? Your daughter could probably put makeup on better than that!

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:06, archived)

Gobby

Freak

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)

mr pizza mr pizza

you're very good at these southpark thingies.
...I wish you'd do one of me, as mine's up there and it's okay but not great.
*looks wheedling*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)

Oh dear...

I seem to be replying to every post. I must have social problems.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)

It would be worse if...

you started to reply to your own posts

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Jimmeh, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)

Indeed....

..although I suspect that I have done that before now...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)

I can't fucking tofu

Sorry if it's a timespaz

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giblethead2000, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)

I like "Arses and Tits... it's what the internet's made for"

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)

aaaaerggghhh! Rain Spazz!

I just got fucking soaked cycling home from work. Did it in a record breaking 6 minutes though. Cos I was being pissed on.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)

wow.

Rain spazz and being pissed on? That's horrible!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)

by the elements...

not in an actual urine-type way. Eugh.

Although there's people pay good money for that sort of thing, I'm told.

What the fuck is that all about?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)

got you too?

bastard weather.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:26, archived)

my jeans are steaming gently as I write...

(guess I should change.)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:28, archived)

it'd better be nice tomorrow

i was planning on getting a carryout and getting drunk in holyrood park =)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)

i hope it stays up

cos my dad is meanna meet the queen tommorow at a garden party.

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)

is there

a memberlist on this site?

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:59, archived)

The nearest you'll get...

...is to log onto m3ss3nger and choose off-line message. That will give you everyone who's ever logged onto m3ss3nger. Or you could look at profiles starting at 1 and take notes...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)

b3ta map or

http://www.vbloke.com/gallery1/?dir=b3tas_wooyays/

though its usefull-ness

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)

b3ta map

where is the map?
i asked earlier but just got told it's in the glove compartment

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:39, archived)

Here ya go

Glove compartment

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)

Shamelessly lifted from Japanese NHK TV's website

I must have World Cup Domo key-ring! Hai!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:58, archived)

those brown things...

with the red mouthys look like one of the monstrers form the "Serious Sam" PC game

(Muttley, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:02, archived)

i want

the 4 foot domo-kun !

(im taking donations)

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)

Something for a wednesday evening...

A rather cool site that flies through the milky way increasing or decreasing by powers of ten
micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/
I liked it anyway. It's got auto and manual zoom as well. Woo!!

(Muttley, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:57, archived)

Woo!

indeed. That rocks.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)

I thought so......

Got sent a wicked .mpeg of a crab being sucked through a 3mm slice in a pipe, but couldn't find that on the web anywhere.

(Muttley, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:05, archived)

That's

been posted already.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)

What's the URL?

I tried google but came up blank

(Muttley, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)

tomsk says

he doesn't know.
Sorry, I just sent him out into the rain to get the pizzas - well, I'm not going back out there, would you?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)

I wouldn't got out....

and get pissed on if I didn't have to....Mind you I've got to find something to do for the rest of the afternoon.....(tis only 1:10 pm where I am)

(Muttley, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)

I've got that crab

vs pipe mpeg at work, but sadly I'm at home on holiday! Wheeeee!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)

I'm down your way tomorrow...

...might even walk past your office window again, but you won't be there.

Could have had a pint.

Oh well.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)

lovely pair

bad puns rule!

edit: a tit with Alan Titmarsh on the right of it? ahhh fuck it I'll get my coat.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:52, archived)

Arse!

I can't get down to London this weekend, and I'll be in Turkey on the birthday bash!

Feck.

I'll send a postcard.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)

Ow fuck.

Just stabbed meself in the leg with a stanley knife. Cuntwit. Ow.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

ow fucksocks

that sounds nasty u ok?
(well i guess its not that bad other wise u wouldn't be posting on here :P)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)

I'm okay,

but me trousers have had it. Buggeration.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)

legs never

serve as good cutting mats

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)

Why didn't you tell me that

before I scarred meself for life?

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:49, archived)

Howard and Samuel pimping for the man...

Sorry about the re-post, but I think everyone was watching the jubilee concert when I first posted this. ... Also the bastards have asked for all there money back today and all I have in the fridge is pea and ham soup.... Also it makes it look like I've had more visitors at my site than I really have, which helps when I present the thing on monday ... Christ .. I finish my degree next week ... Woo Yay! (and I got a bueno-giant-bee-Tshirt in the post today). Im going to wear it in my presentation and explain why B3ta is so abso-fuckin-loutely amazing!! I love you all. fin : )

(Egg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

timespaz

it maybe, but i enjoyed it!!

(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)

B3ta Lurkers

Whenever I post something on here it logs where the people looking at it are from on my server and I've noticed very odd places.

For example: The US Military, Lebanon, Israel and the Slovak Republic.

I didn't realise these places were populated by humourists, but maybe it's just B3ta - bringing the people together.

Whats the weirdest place you've ever got hits from?

(Egg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)

saw it the first time

so here's a happy panda

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)

My name is Eric

so I am too often called bananaman by the funny people. Sadly this can be overheard by groups of girls who giggle - for a quite different reason.

Do you have a bendy willy - or are you called Eric too?

(Egg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)

weird

my Dad's an eric.
I adore bananas, and my willy is bendy.
f a c t.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)

neither

my name is Thom
my willy is just fine

i only chose the name because it was the quickest thing i could come up with when choosing a hotmail

and i once went six years without eating a banana because they scared me. then i fixed that in 2000 and realised that they're actually quite nice

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)

Worth the repost as I can't generally be arsed to timespaz..

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Si W, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:42, archived)

tshirts

whos doing them and how much are they?

i couldnt get em when they were doin beforehand and now i can

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

Good point

I want one

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)

me tooo!

I was skint the 1st time round

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ramirez brr..., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)

Fishbear's the man...

He sold out, but if there's enough interest, he might be pursuaded to do another run... worth a shot.

(I'm wearing mine today, as a matter of fact. Lovely, so it is.)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)

You can get the Blode or Crabwear ones from....

Rathergood.

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Si W, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)

¿qué?

what did they look like?

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)

I've been soooo busy....

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

listen to the llama

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

ooh

put your shirt back on, you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

whooo

scary but amusing...

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

Awwww. Sweet.

Uncanny, too.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

very accurate

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)

heh heh

that is fucking brill!

edit* in fact thats so good, will you do one of my mate? :)

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

who's your mate?

post a pic :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)

He's gonna hate me for this :)

Bear in mind, he is quite ahem, large.
Emailing another pic (different friend) to you as well, just in case you get bored. Cheers :)

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)

Oh WoW!

Your m8 is transparent. thast cool.

I don't have any transparent friends. They all normal. Except my boyfriend.He just mental.

(Twisted_Becca, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

hehe uncanny!

bug brudder is werking again

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)

woo!

nice one, man! huzzah!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)

Christ !

Own personal SP appearances now ?

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Si W, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)

spot on =)

i tried that southpark thing and i just come out looking like wendy. fnah.

woo, i've just woken up!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)

i always miss the good stuff

so heres my south park me :P

better late than never...

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

I thought

you had a beardy thing going on?

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

its an on and off thing

usually lasts a week or so then i get annoyed at it...

its one of those weeks :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

scary....

that also looks like me after getting drenched walking home in the rain today.

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)

Mmmmm

Wet Nacho....

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flibz, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)

sodden

to the core!!

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)

meet Duane "Uncle Soapy" Thorpe...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

a relative of yours,

then?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

oh yes

I'm very fond of Uncle Soapy...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

Yes,

and he speaks very highly of you too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

Kevin Spacey

Posted this yesterday but then deleted it when i saw the spelling mistake.
Fixed it and here it is.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

can anyone afford to buy me some ciggys?

im stoney broke.
fucksocks.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

here y'go

(Alienboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

cheers boss.

now I need beer :)
actually, no. I've quit the booze. Going cold turkey already.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

Thought you got paid....

the other day ? Your just after Crack money now, aren't you.

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Si W, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)

hey

we owes you a tenner AND a t-shirt! Can you scab them 'till Saturday?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

Yup.

I wanna keep the T though...

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

swap ye

a genuine crab_bloke tshirt? I finally managed to get his sick off it ;)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

You should've

saved it, it'd be worth a fortune in a few years.
Lot 56: Genuine rathergood.vom encrusted crabwear. Bidding starts at 1 million...

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

he'll probably

get sick on me on saturday anyhow ;)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

no tomsk.

we agreed to give the t-shirt back. That Friday, remember?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

'kay.

Not my colours anyway...
mmmrrrrffflflflmrrrble

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

coo,

I forgot about that..
popt_art owes me 20 quid too.
I think Im falling into the b3ta bank mode ;)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

Will this cover it?

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Your Mum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

ta mate.

you dont owe me money too by any chance? *end blag*

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

Soz

i been real quiet today...anyway, i'm off home in the rain without my pants

(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

i'm guessing

that it's your own fault

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

the site gets into landscaping golf courses

don't ask me why

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

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