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ChickKit Takes A Bath

Boiled!

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:05, archived)

That Active ChickKit

It's like watching a Peter Gabriel video gone horribly awry.

(ccradio, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:35, archived)

Damnit

And if the GIMP hadn't just crashed on me there'd have been
one more before bed. It was DONE damnit, I just clicked save. Pah.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:48, archived)

good night

i may be new, but had productive day avoiding useful revision here

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)

I fuckin hate Microshit

4 bastard hours and a format to install fucking pc tv....where the fucks the Jack Daniels

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:46, archived)

You're not

happy mate, I can tell......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:50, archived)

ummm

nope your right there :)

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)

oh well time for bed

SOME of us have to work tomorrow. with thousands of pounds of other people's money. they're all fucked. every one of them. sleep tight people, apart from the terrifying dreams of me buzzing around your house like a gigantic brown wasp in a state of Priapic excitement, with a toaster for a sting that fires out bagels of hatred.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)

10 bob

to the first person to make that

..and have a nice sleep

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)

I'll have

a go but priapic excitement may not be work friendly...hmmm...

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)

lol

and a tenner from me and all - just make sure i see it ;) night!

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)

i was gonna give them 10

bob monkhouses, but if your offering cash, all the better

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)

I'd do it for

two monkhouses.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)

Hmm

this is harder than I thought, got the whole thing except the phallus going ok.

How can I insert a phallus into a wasp?

Why am I even asking this question?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)

AAAAAAgh

Now potatochop has crashed and won't restart wiithout a re-boot. So bugger this for a game of soldiers, I'll do it tomorrow.

Good night all.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:45, archived)

2 min effort

for 20 quid :o)

(Emp, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 4:08, archived)

Am I the only one here moderately aroused?

Err... I meant woo and yay.

Time for beddy-byes.

(Vivid, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 7:03, archived)

I'm

not getting my money am i :(

(Emp, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 3:00, archived)

g'night mate

sleep loose :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:50, archived)

i would but for

the horrible wariness that you could at any time invade my yawning anus like Hitler annexing the Rhineland. so tonight it's an extra helping of Anusol and steel pants. and with that, goodnight! (no, really)

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:53, archived)

well you never know

well i saw the popup up on Glags site

and thought

i need a coat

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)

it's only just missing

'craven images of false prophets'
that's what i get for using Internet Explorer

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)

Odd. It says that on mine.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)

me likes that...

...but maybe i visit too many porn sites...

(jazzpotato, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:41, archived)

Most

amusing my friend.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 1:36, archived)

What a fabulous woo yay.

(PS I'm wanking as I type this.)

(Vivid, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 7:05, archived)

Good that...

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)

i need my ugly sleep.

night night all!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)

'night mate

Let the fucksocks bite....they're nice really.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:28, archived)

oi witchy

are you on MSN messenger?

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)

Nup.

Micro$hite bloatware. I'm only usin' this malarky 'cos I missed Dreamweaver and Potatoslop on RedHat! Me wee linux box is doing a sterling job as a webserver though, and I can laff and chortle as the virii try to attack it :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:42, archived)

my poor little linux box

is just a router/firewall. have mandrake on a second partition but it doesn't have the apps i need. the cunt.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)

buenas noches

señor

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)

i must be tired

i am laughing too much at that.

just to make use of it i shall give it my WooZoo:

hope it's appreciated

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)

Hehe...ta!

I'd forgotten about ol' Leslie; did him ages ago (the gif, natch) but he didn't fit the occasion!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:43, archived)

This might sound like a weird question...

but does anyone know where I can find that traditional Japanese music that usually accompanies battle scenes during anime and Noh theater and the like? It's for something I'm making, but I can't seem to find it anywhere on the interweb on my own.

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)

You could try

some RPG sites, you can get the scores from Final Fantasy etc. Might be what you're after.

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cobby, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)

Bwahahahaa...

Kazaa answered my question for me! Woo yay for taiko music!

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)

Try some of the Hanson albums.

(qwerty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)

Bored.

haven't posted anything for a while, so here's something I spent 5 minutes doing.

(qwerty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

only one thing missing really

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)

git :)

that was next on my 'to do' list. Next to that is 'have another drink'. Mmm.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)

HAH! I WIN!

that is all.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)

There is no win, there is no lose..

there is only doo-doo.

No, wait...

(Blue™, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)

Hello again matey.

How the devil are you? I was using my 1337 Japanese skills to chat up a girlie this w/e. When the hell are you going to come and visit?

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)

Hello!

Soon, honest! It's something I'm going to be putting serious thought into over the next couple of weeks!

You going to be about on Messenger tomorrow? I'll speak to you about it then!

(qwerty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

I shall be Yahooing with the best of them

Now if you'll excuse me I have to practice my Japanese Oral. *fnar*

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)

Is your knowledge of the language enough so that you understand when she says 'Sayonara'? :P

(qwerty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)

Hey mate, I only did the course in

how to make sexy chit-chat. "You're cute." and basic financial transactions have done me fine so far.

(Oops, what a giveaway!)

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:37, archived)

So *thats* your winning formula then, eh?

Well, I'll delve no further then!

Anyway, it's now bed o'clock over here, so I'll speak to you tomorrow! night!

(qwerty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:46, archived)

you've probably noticed

but it's tommorrow.

sorry, but i don't usually spend all night sat at the machine, and probably shouldn't.

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

but you do

and you will.
go figure ;)

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

Hmpf

And I get up at 6:00 tomorrow (today?) for a maths revision course...
If it makes you feel any better there are naked men on channel 4.

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)

now

they've just filmed a man with a box on his head.

this is 1/4 of terrestrial tv in this country at the minute. shame.

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)

I've just realised

I've posted more tonight than I had previously in a full month of lurking...
Not sure if thats good or bad, but i'm gonna go to bed eather way.

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)

too

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)

Panic

Panic Panic Panic
I've got a HUGE database assignment in for tomorrow morning and i've barely started it!
Looks like it's gonna be an all nighter

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)

First post

but I've been lurking since last year.

Sorry if this is bad.

(verum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

Woo

welcome - nice post.......keep em coming

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)

it just makes me think

how much i'd like to see hitler in a kilt. sadly i don't think my potatoskills stretch that far. nor does my fundament.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

but more to the point

that is a gorgeous pic. i've developed an erection worthy of the Third Reich. i haven't had one like that since the Sarah Payne episode.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

'ere ya go.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)

you sir

are a madman

but you'd know that already

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)

perhaps

but looking at the original pic and the one 'with kilt' i'm sure you can see where i was coming from....?

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)

All he needs is that

'I've just tossed me caber' look and it'd be sorted!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)

yes

but still - evil madman + kilt, not the most expectable combination

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)

ICH BIN EINER SPONG!

i am a true god for sponging up b3ta. i shall have a torrid wank tonight thinking of nothing else. you may all now queue to expertly fellate me, dressed as Goebbels.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)

Int

memes brilliant!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)

i was just thinking that myself

but my sponging is done - this (yesterday, now) morning i found a picture of a man called William B Spong Jr or something.

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)

woo! witchy! yay!

have my babies! all of them! including the one i've already had!

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)

No thanks,

just put one out.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

whoop-a-whoop-de-moo!

yeah me too. in as much as i put in what finally came out. messy affair too. i was sick three times while she was in labour.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)

or do you mean

that you had a burning baby in your room? sorry about the misunderstanding - happens to me all the time. cheaper than those cunting scented candles anyday.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)

so was I,

but that was probably the beer :) And I can watch the video again and again!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)

HUmmm

Beaten to it.

Hardly surprising I guess.

Mine's flying though.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)

Cleared to land,

runway beta-3-tango-alpha.

PS: Woo!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

so is that the truth behind the bald chickens

they were all just created so nazi henchgirlsinhelmets could ride to the glory of the reich?

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

Actually

they were created by an 19th century mad scientist and were secretly pulling the strings behind the Third Reich all along. They use the henchgirlsinhelmets as batteries.

(verum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

ah yes

they'd need reins if they were meanna steer the thing

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)

that is coo

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

Nope

This is Coo

That is cool :0) (Sorry)

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)

Good work

and welcome.
Splendid stuff.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

reminds me

of that guy you used to run around with his legs in a ostrich costume. How did he ever get on television?

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)

Bernie Clifton.

Actually, when I was 10 or so he was funny. But when I was 11 I worked out it was a bloke in a daft suit.

cf. Norman Collier.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)

sucked Noel Gordon's cuntymints.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)

OH MY GOD!

THEY KILLED KENNEDY!

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

Roofles!

Ahahaha! That made me laugh a lot. Ahh the whole Dallas fiasco would've been so much funnier if someone had shouted that from the crowd.

(fatty biscuits, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)

Hehehh

Oh thankyou, I was hoping something amusing would come of that meme I was getting quickly
bored of.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)

how has that not been done before

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)

That, sir...

is a good question.

But, then I'm sure it's only a matter of time before everything in the category "How come that hasn't been done before?" appears on B3TA.

(Blue™, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)

urrrghh...

maybe it's the drink but the more i look at that pic the more it looks like a fat orange woman bending over naked away from camera giving birth to JFK's corpse. i think mental illness has finally taken hold. kill me now.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)

You sir

Are very sick indeed, and I think I'm infected now. Damnit.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

Oh my god

They haven't killed Kennedy..

..why not?

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)

Heh

Animate it so he does get killed, post when the admins are awake and I'd say a good chance
at front page there.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)

gawd bless her

really get the royal family to f00k you over :)

(sleeperservice, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

trashcanglam,

trying to decide if you are male or female (based on your south park pic and what you say)
Any clues, or am I to keep guessing? :)

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)

scottish

bloke.

2p.

:)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

yep, scottish bloke

but with enormous blonde braided hair-thing. can be seen around edinburgh. in a suit, with crazy hair.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)

I thought you must be a bloke

from the way you talk :)

I guess a southpark image of yourself doesn`t really bring out the erm, masculinity of it all...

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)

ooh, the masculinity!

i OOZE it. but the doctor is trying to sort that out. it's a messy affair.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

k3w1.

People used to look at me like I was mad when I turned up somewhere in a suit. Maybe it was the long hair, studded belt and Docs that didn't quite cut the image :)
Long braided hair would go down a storm at Infest'02.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

i only wear the suit

'cos i work in corporate finance. they LOVE me there ;)

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)

I work with

Corporate IT, and it staggers me the amount some of these people can drink :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)

it staggers me

the amount _I_ can drink. 2 and a half bottles of red wine tonight. prrrrttthhhttthhh.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

I'd be on that

if it wasn't for the drink of the ~~tramps~~gods.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)

Well whatever you are

you have the coolest fucking domain name ever.

(OtaKuno, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)

nyahahaha!

sign up! SIGN UP! shit pours out every week or two. get lots of puppyfuckers thinking i have pictures of kids though. they ought to try www.garyglitter.com

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:28, archived)

I would just like to say...

Hi.

It's been so long since I've done anything productive here.

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

that helped =)

i think production has ground to a halt in castle spacefish. shouldn't worry about it

hi, by the way! and when did you lose the 'captain'?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)

I dunno...

I suppose I realized that I picked it up originally when I was still a newbie. I figured since pretty much everything I did back then was crap, that I should get rid of everything that reminds me of those days.

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)

How long ago

was that, 'cos I thought all your stuff was good.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)

When I first started...

I didn't know Flash or Potatoshop or even the slightest amount of html, didn't know how to sign up for a web site (or with whom), basically just fresh off AOL.

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)

When I first started...

I didn't know Flash or Potatoshop or even the slightest amount of html, didn't know how to sign up for a web site (or with whom), basically just fresh off AOL.

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)

you sounds a bit glum

i don't think you have ever been anything other than brilliant.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)

Thank you...

I'm definitely learning.

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)

just saw the scottish parliament on TV

and one of the MSP's looked like they had Half-Life or something on their flat screen display! the cnuts!

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

top tip

when searching for pictures of 'gentle ben' the bear, try to exclude sites that mention gay.com

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

you go out for one night

and miss quality post after quality post
weebl and bovine2000 youre genuises
g'night.

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santexo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

So what does it take

To get my first website a spot in the b3ta webring then? Theres blasphamy, mention of cuntymints and linkage, Mmm?

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

a hell of a lot of frantic head

i'll wager.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

just speak to buzzfucket

he'll sort you out!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)

You have to wave your moniter about to get the frantic effect...

Sorry, what was that about coats?

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

Fucksocks! My PC just crashed and lost two hours of work!

I'd ask the company to upgrade it but I get paid by the hour. =)

Anyone want to buy some old rope?

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

why that would be perfect!

i need something to tie my mangey whippet to my broken down old bus.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

No problem squire

$300 a metre (surly whinging thrown in for free).

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

i'll give you a can of special brew

and some gravel for it. and i'll take your PC at the same time.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

Mmmmm

<slurp>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)

Bizarre!

from multimap.com

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beefandcheese, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)

That would be

a handy landmark.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

i saw that...

and it reminded me of this...

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

WOOOO!

you are going to hell boy!

anyway, isn't that the way to the pentagon?

rofl

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

well perhaps

but oftentimes a turban can obscure the view from the flight deck. i cut little eye-holes in mine when carrying out the will of Allah, and it works a treat.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

mwaaha

very good.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

time

to try this out

name that film

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

don't know the film

but that's brilliant! woo for kitten-acting!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

is it

"Go"?

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

hooray

you win!

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

whoop de whoop!

'twas a pish film though. trying very hard to be Linklater's "Slacker" on PCP. but the cat bit was good. cut-up films screw my head up. with a screw.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)

well..

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)

just because

downtown new york has so many fields these days

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

who mentioned new york ?

;o)

im lazey

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

Weeeelll...

There are more wide open spaces than there were a year ago....

(Please, kill me now)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

can't wait

to get to hell, eh?

hell has all the best photoshops.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)

Really?

Telford only has Max Spielmann.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)

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