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weeeeeeeee

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

Shit!

Is that the Titanic?

(wingnut, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

yes, its the real titanic

these are photos that survived all the way from 1912. really.

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

Fucksocks - that is just what I thought.

How incredible.

(wingnut, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

you can tell from the colthes

vintage 1912s

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

And the colour photography -

1912 technology at it's best.

(wingnut, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

some people

are just ahead of their times... what can we say?

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

sir,

you are a loon.
it's official.
:)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

I vant to be a loon

*cough*

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

Cool

I just bought my workmates soul...

She sold me it for £2...

I promise to give it back if she ever needs it... Coz I'm nice like that

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:35, archived)

Some people round here...

...urgently need to watch The Simpsons:Bart sells his soul to Milhouse.

It's a timely warning to you all!!!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

Well

I did promise to give it back if -

1). She loses her reflection
2). Has no one to play ball or row with in her dreams...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

I think my boyfriend

bought the soul of a housemate for booze, and lost it in a game of poker. To a different housemate.

(Amerella, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

what is in

the collection, is it all CD's or is there some Vinyl too?

(Esteban, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

As a freelance job, I've been asked to make a bin laden game

Not something I'd touch normally. But hey.. It's money. Play it here.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

Who

wanted you to make that then?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

hmm...

looks familiar somehow :)

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rockyrobin, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

yep. it's something I wrote ages ago

I just swapped the kitten heads for bin laden. a board member helped me finish it off. I've just emailed him offering him a cut of the cash. (btw: not a fortune)

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

kittens - of course

saved me a lengthy time spaz there...
demand a fortune, it's worth it!

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rockyrobin, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

I heard they're training the army on computer games now

But this is redickylouse

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

Jesus McChrist

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

oo the angst

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

hahah

the music is brillo

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

cool

I enjoyed that

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

bit too

angry for me

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

me too, but i like simple things

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

I made a bin laden game once as well

for nothing Clicky for naffness

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

error

narf

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

Behold the Ian Bell

For it has a mighty dong.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

I was afraid

to scroll down to see the pic when I read that.

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

dongtastic!

ringtabulous!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

randy dolphin fun

clickity - woo

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big daft dave, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

its a case for TruthBrowser...

as its all a lie (which is a shame)

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

the problem being a dolphin is

that it's impossible to have a wank with your flippers

(Mattyboy, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

woo yay

for dolphins (worksafe, but I've really worried myself that I had that link)

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nyarlathotep, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:35, archived)

No no no no no

no no.

(Amerella, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

oh, dear GOD!

...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

used to be a popular "troll" link on slashdot, worrying thing is it seems to be serious *shudder*.

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nyarlathotep, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:22, archived)

I thought it needed re-designing

I love filters

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Mr Bovine!

I have found another filly for our great expedition! None other than latino popstrel Shakira! I quote :

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have STRONG LEGS LIKE MY MOTHER
To run for cover when I need it!"

As long as she doesn't sing her and sturdy girl should get along fine... The fresh mountain air! The excitement of being a pioneer! The wind whistling around her fetlocks! hiyaah!

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SpunkyBackpack, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

She would be very a

useful companion for the expedition on both counts.

She's got strong legs, AND you won't get her breasts confused with the mountains, thus avoid wasting energy climbing those instead.

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)

How can you have humble breasts?

'Yes, we are nicely shaped, but that's down to our mother. Thank you for your compliment'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

actually you inherit the genes for how big your boobs are

from your dad's side of the family.
Apparently.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

where did you get that

nugget of information ?

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

Everyone

knows that. Girls, anyway.

(Amerella, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

and let's face it,

girls are everyone who's anyone.
...actually I read it somewhere, but it confirmed what I'd already guessed myself, what with being a girl who lives with her natural parents and has met their siblings.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

well this confirms

that I not a girl.

I had never heard that before.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

Huzzah.

I can almost feel the fresh mountain breeze against my skin and see Shakira and Sturdy Girl striding forth.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

How Ian makes his money these days

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

Arr, me hearties,

that's fabulous.

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

ooooooooo arr

ship shape

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

A harr!

Your turn in the barrel young Jim!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

Aw, look at the cute 'lil fella

(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

MMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaha!

nice one!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

thanks

(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

Scrolling up to that pic

I got as far as the top of the ribbon thinking it was fingerbobs

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

fingerbobs!

Dah da-dada-da-dah!
Fingerbobs!
Dah da-da dah!

...wow, they were great.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

Joffey takes a finger

or something.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

it was a bit of a let down when i saw one of those i love the olden days things

and they showed yoffi was just some bloke from kent or something and wasn't this mystical eastern european madman that i thought he was.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

I know

nevermind, but you can still get rafia mats that are that big.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

I'm always a bit slow...

bigger clearer faster harder!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

lovely

really lovely.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)

ta Rob!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

That's a little bit

hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.

Nice.

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

Mike! :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

vector kittens from space

i want to play it now.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

All the Guide animation bits in that

were hand drawn don't ya know.

(gets anorak)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

Yes, I've seen

"making of .." as well :)

RIP Douglas Adams, creator of the only books I've read more than twice :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

have you read

Salmon of Doubt yet ... ?

The unfinshed Dirk Gently book, bought it on Friday evening. Very Very good.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

Not yet

but I will. Does it just stop where he got up to or what?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

yep

first 11 chapters of the book and then it just stops. Shame really 'cos it's just as you are getting into the story.

The rest of the book is speeches, articles, letters and stuff that they have 'salvaged' off of DNA's various Apple devices.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

i just used flash and potatoshop,

no pencils were harmed in the making of that pic =)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

as a confirmed anorak

you can see them here

edit: If I got the url right it would help wouldn't it. Sorry !

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

No you can't

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

well download them

from here

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

DON'T

PANIC!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

Ian 'Dolly' Bell

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)

excellent !!

are they in mcD's?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

I just typed 'laboratory'

into google and picked the first one with similar colours.

So I've no idea where they are. Probably his secret vector lab where he breeds very thin green lines. Or something.

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

He does look very

hungry, though, doesn't he?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Hmm yes,

He's contemplating eating that cat/goat thing isn't he?

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

I would,

looks real tasty

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

time spaz

this is for emp

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)

the new terror from the deep

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

there's a pic of that kitten with about 9 eyes

i think it's just blinking 7 of them when this pic was taken.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)

heh

ye i thought the facial expression was particularly superb :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

Great Blistering Barnacles

A kitten crab!

Arrr.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)

Watch out Joel doesn't see it

he might try and mate with it.

Awwww a little baby crab-bloke-kitten hybrid.

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Ted, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

now

theres scary thought...

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

After devoting many years to playing elite

finally I reached the end and got this.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

woo

some good illustrations coming in.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

ahh

izb beat me to it and did a proper vectory thing. Oh well.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

woo!

(everyone elses make mine look pants)
hurrah for everyone else!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

rob, this might be easier for most b3tans to understand..

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

Oooooh

GOD, I want to repost my imaginary friend now but I don't know how to do it as a link oh BUGGER. And I can't remember what I called it either... ARSEBISCUITS.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

make a new one!

there's always a reason to fire up photoshop.

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)

you mean

him?

and now in slow motion:
<a href=http://www.tomandphil.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/tomsk/friend2.gif>him</a>

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)

YAY!!!! Woo for yoo!

Although actually it's her

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)

is it?

it's so hard to tell.

kittens these days....

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

the one

that's in your profile...

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)

that's right - the only front page...

...i ever got.
*sniff*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

'tis still

one more front page than me my kittenish friend

(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

But

34 less than me! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

I like it

especially the hint of fear at the end...

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

fantastic

that's it.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

KITTEN ORK!

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bazman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

What do you get

when you combine football and, er... pegs?
Pegball!

Sorry if this is a timespaz.

(OtaKuno, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

anyone got

A link to the pie animation.. ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

I spazzed it...

it's further down this page, under a SPONG!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

Sokay

found it

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

yes

yarr here be pies

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

Mmmm. Pie.

Me like pie.

I like the "here be dragons" bit.

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

wheres your hat?

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)

what does

cRoprophiliac mean? They like crops?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)

eek

is that the corn laws they talk about?

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)

that would be me

proving robs point about spelling.

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

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