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# Japanese singing kitten - pah !

Heres a real cat from round here.
And he can sing too (500k)
(anat0010, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:03, archived)
# hehe
that is classic and it deserves more replies than none!
(crazymum, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Been thinking about this a while would you believe?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:44, archived)
# bad puns
are good puns! yay puns! (there's a puns/buns joke in there somewhere I'm sure)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:59, archived)
# You'll think of one
if you use your loaf...
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:01, archived)
# arf
far too early in the morning for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)
# That takes the biscuit.




(coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:24, archived)
# Crumbs!
That was awful.. Roll on the decent jokes..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Nobody joining in the themed puns?
I must look like a right pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 9:07, archived)
# And I thought bad puns
were the best thing since sliced bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 9:11, archived)
# that joke was truly
half-baked.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:25, archived)
# I once walked passed a pub that had just had it's front door painted..
There was a sign propped up against the wall saying " Wet Pint"

I thought that was funny.....perhaps someone could photo shop it for me... could we start a collection of similars..?
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:06, archived)
# hehehe
chuckling spree
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# for bovine2000
*** clickety-woo ***

*** clickety-yay ***
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:30, archived)
# ha ha
that's great that is
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:33, archived)
# Very good dear fellow.......
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:39, archived)
# Mama
There she is!!
Splendid Aaaaaargh (can I call you Aaaaaargh?) but I couldnt get it to work.
Is it a click and drag or is it because its early and I'm stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:40, archived)
# just
click a box to see what's init
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:50, archived)
# Nothing's happening!!
I want to see her smile!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:16, archived)
# you gotta
pick the pick...!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:31, archived)
# I'd guessed that
but nothings happening.
When I click on a tool box it just moves and thats it, on all of them.
The little guesses indicator stays on 3 as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:34, archived)
# odd...
you got the latest flash player thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:43, archived)
# That will be it then.
Bloomin' work.
I wave my preverbial fist at them.
Grrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:49, archived)
# Nice one....
Wish I could do this type of stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:45, archived)
# so did i
till a few months back
you'd be surprised!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:32, archived)
# I made her smile
she loves me.

One thing i've been wondering, how do you do random things in flash. I can only do things as long as it's predifined etc, it would be great to know how to make it, say, randomly select a frame etc.
(Dies Irae, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Whooshhhhh....
.
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:58, archived)
# very good
:oD
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Woo
Yay that is cool
(HungOver, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# i can
send you the script fragment i used there if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:34, archived)
# Dare I say it?

It's the heartb3ta of the internet?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:25, archived)
# Sorrysorrysorrysorry
sooooo sorry for that pun, but its late, and I've been up studying for finals.
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:26, archived)
# *kicks you in the shins*
ah well, gave me a giggle so you're forgiven
(koopies, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:35, archived)
# Good Morning b3ta.....
*in my bestest Robin Williams voice ala Vietnam style*

xxxxx


(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 6:57, archived)
# morning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Morning Lula
It's nice to see that at least one other person made it into the office on the day of mass absenteeism.

Out of 16 people meant to be in my office at the last count there is......Me and that's it - I can't decide if it's a good idea to bugger off to the pub or not!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:27, archived)
# morning all
strange to see you here this early Lula.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:29, archived)
# er
er
morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:30, archived)
# you
might as well, who's going tp know?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Would it have anything to do with...
Yukky ball of pig skin and a bunch of twats chasing around after it...... I don't know why they don't just have one ball each and get it over with....think of all the arguements it would save...!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:39, archived)
# I understand and respect the
fact that some people don't like football but I do and I was wondering if they have to moan about it all the time....?

It's only for a few weeks every four years. And what else would we do if we couldn't stir up National Xenophobia once in a while eh? We'd probably invade Poland just for something to do!

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:45, archived)
# Good point...
I prefer Motor sports myself especially bikes. But not passionate enough to go out and stab people for wearing the wrong colour shirt..LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:57, archived)
# Right on
I prefer the world superbikes to Football

And yes I agree with the point that there is footy on all the time but the world cup (sentimental filter to the on position) is a bit special as you get to see teams and players that you never normally get to see and the added joy of seeing the French getting their asses slapped by Senegal.

(Edit) And the American friendly fire goal!!!! hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)
# It's not 4 weeks every 4 years though is it?
That's just the world cup - then you have the league 10 months a year and the Euro Championships every 4 years too. Seems to me to be constantly around.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:04, archived)
# I was gonna say that ..
Glad it didn't slip everyones attention... every 4 years...huh, if only..!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:07, archived)
# it doesn't matter though
cos it's brill.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:19, archived)
# well
said
(icedragon, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:25, archived)
# yeah, but we dont normally
get all this bitching about league games and so forth. I think its the hype and constant coverage that is pissing people off, not the football itself. I personally love the world cup and shall be leaving work at lunchtime to drink and watch the match with my friends.

and possibly stabbing someone, because I like football and apparantly thats what I should do.
(crazymum, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:32, archived)
# can I borrow your Stanley Knife
when you are done as I've left mine at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# he he
.
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Ahh well it is only a game...
(that and I'll be a 7 foot transvestite if we actually manage to win)

There are going to be so many depressed people around this arvo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:57, archived)
# Woo!

I got this picture via fuzzbucket's wonderful randimaginator. Brilliant idea, I must say.
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 6:49, archived)
# tub cat attacks the city

w00t
(DAN-THE-MAN, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 5:10, archived)
# Close...
but you used "href" in your image tag. It shoulda been img src=
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 5:39, archived)
# Minoltion? you still up?
I agreed with Tendency that your duck post earlier:

would make a great screensaver.

So I took the liberty of making one based on your concept. (that's why I'm still up at 4:30!)
The download is just over 2.3mb as a zip and it should run on most windows 9x+ but it's only been tested on winMe
Hope you like it.
Download it here

And now, I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 3:45, archived)
# I'm running XP Home on my (Semi-)Ninja Laptop (tm)
A few probs here: when it stops (when I use the mousey or k/b) it comes up with an error report and threatens to tell Microshaft on you.

After about 30 secs Furtive and Fluffy freeze and the ducks stop moving up and down. The duck movement runs v slowly as well.

I'm running a Toshiba SatelliteP3 1.1GHz with 512MB Ram and GeForce 2 with 16MB of VRAM.

Other than that it's loverly. Really!
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 6:26, archived)
# I rather like it too...
Dunno what work will say but I think it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 7:00, archived)
# XP problems....
..are you using usb ports?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Windows 2000
Duck movement is fine, and everything keeps moving, but it crashes on exit...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 7 Jun 2002, 8:20, archived)
# It's XP that does it.
I tried it on a mates PC with XP and had the same problems.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Bandwagon time. Then bed.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:57, archived)
# New Pantera Album

I hear they suck live.
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:43, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
she took it for a hike.
As soon as they were isolated,
she dismembered it with a spike.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:40, archived)
# I love these...
more please..
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Yay, I always wanted
to get more post so i could act like i am popular, and now i can with a nice letter about monkeys or mangoes
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:24, archived)
# someone really has to
take this ebay thing to a new level before it dees on its erse.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:30, archived)
# You said:
"someone really has to take this ebay thing to a new level before it dees on its erse." did you mean "Dies on its arse" or did i miss the pun...and i just read the bit at the bottom of the post where the dude says he will return the item if you buy him a pet monkey
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:34, archived)
# i was trying
to put in some dialect. im on an obscure mission to implicate some kind of vocal tone to text, rather than just talking or SHOUTING.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] and at 3:18am, i doth post my first anim
and it shalt be declared shit, for that is what it is


In the golden jubilee year, why not give yourself some of Her Majesty's Pleasure?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:23, archived)
# i am really really sorry
but its half three in the morning, and this is the best i can do, without going for full on royal penetration.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:28, archived)
# I sense a soul in
search of potatoswap...



pre-inserted fluffy, nice.
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:22, archived)
# U R
fucking brillant!!!
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 2:41, archived)
# That face...
in the helmet sorta reminds me of Urkel.
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 5:40, archived)
# why i don't eat at little chef...
Osama bin hungry?

Osama bin hungry?
(theredqueen, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:57, archived)
# argh
everyone with osama bin laden jokes acn piss off, sorry but theyre not funny, and theyre just...well...crap
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:59, archived)
# blow me
i spent nearly two minutes working on that i'll have you know.
(theredqueen, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 1:00, archived)
# hmm, didnt mean to sound so harsh
sorry

yey and woo for you being awake this late

you better off soon though you scallywag, i need to lock up. got a moon at home that needs porking.
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 1:14, archived)
# correct
i should.
someone made a good point about not sleeping through the england game.
(theredqueen, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 1:17, archived)
# 2am....
when the lurkers come out to play, when the usual b3tans have left the building....
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:52, archived)
# oooh, timespazz???



or is that just my eyes
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:56, archived)
# yep
just my eyes


ooh there they are
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:58, archived)
# gonna have...
to go to bed soon or i'll sleep through the england game. Night All.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:42, archived)
# ewok syndrome

If I get sent to hell anymore, I might break it.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:40, archived)

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