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nerds - Radiohead's 'Fitter Happier' recorded on a Curragh Microspeech. clicky
Rough. Frightening. Better in a way.

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

hehehe

houpla to that

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

is this a spazz?

http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=3925

it should be worth watching finally for a laugh...

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

oops

sorry, I forgot to put it as a link...

still, copy + pasting isn't too much hassle...

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

it will automatically make it a link

provided it's not in the top line of the message.

just go back and press enter before it

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

Nope

~~it has to start with www. to be converted to a link, and not be in the subject line.~~ Duh.
That's cool, it dint used to do that.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

Sorry, tomsk -

bananaman is right... I just put a space before the URL...

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

woo!

i managed to remember something i read earlier and put it to good use

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

Yes you did.

Very good.
/me pats banaman on the head.

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

now that we've sorted that out...

comments on the Big Brother thing?

www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=3925

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

it turns out

it was a spazz after all

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

ah righto

apologies

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

where are the pictuuures again, it looks a bit mad

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

I call this piece "circular chaos"

This piece is an expression the circularity of the cycles of life and death, which create a darkened black mass in an otherwise perfect universe. Ironically the seemingly chaotic distortion takes the form of a perfect circle. The smaller dot represents inadequacies of the human condition, the fragility of life, and dolphins.

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

Geocities are poo.

They block external linking. Try lycos.co.uk, they seem to work.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

but i can see it

and it says it's coming in from geocities

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

Thanks

I will create an account there and repost it in a bit

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

Tis very nice.

You can see it by copying and pasting the URL into the address bar, but thats not the easiest way of veiwing pics really...

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

opps typo

an expression *of* the

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

looks like a one eyed furtive to me

but i aint no critic.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

Alf Ghandi

I am having a weird afternoon.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

hahahahahaha

I like that - a lot.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

i went to the ghandi musuem in india

it was intresting but boring

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

did they have a gift shop?

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

Ummm...

Don't ask how I came across this...

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

Micheal Jackson got plastic surgery again...

(Rondinoabaca, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

methinks that panda is fiddling

in the nether regions.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

He's doing the classic

Wacko Jacko crotch-grab "Ow!" thang, innee?

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

of course yes - sheesh

and I thought that was a single red rose he was holding as well

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

in my biology exam the other week

we actually had a question involving a panda's vagina

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

did it involve vulva fractions?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

have u ever smelt one?

they ming-ming

\coat

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

ba dum

chi chi

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

it was about periods and hormone levels and artificial insemination.

and no, i ain't never smelt no panda

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

Um... has your

bandwidth run out bananaman?
All your pics disappeared...

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

not that i know of

i can still see all of them

i wouldn't know how to check anyway, though

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

hang on

tripod say they give free unlimited traffic

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

I DID THAT PAPER TOO!

dear jesus that was a boring exam...too many fucking graphs, not enough "label this diagram"

(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)

He's quite popular in Albania, you know.

I've been playing around with black & white pics today, when I should have been cleaning the flat. Cleaning sucks.

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

i've been hanging about here

i should be revising. exams suck.

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

More people with too much time

You have to dig a webpage whose subtitle is "Wreaking Havoc with Electrons for Over Forty Years"

clicky

(ccradio, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

how does one dig a web page?

do you need a special spade?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

a cyberspade no less

available from all good DIY stores.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

yeah

you can now get them at B&Q, or so i heard

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

OK, you asked for it

See if we bail your asses out next time the Germans shoot at you. (-;

(ccradio, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)

where's the time footballplayers were real men

made by De Phanne @kotnet.absurd

(nonke_benny, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

wonderful

simply marvellous

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

Hehehe

That is brilliant.

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

new wallpaper for me then

thats what you get when you put jesus in a wall.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

That. Is. Excellent.

Wish I'd thought of it.

(Mark X, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)

Fantastic, wonderful perfect

Are you the owner of www.student.kuleuven.ac.be/~m0218513/ then?
I love the Domu Kun picture but can't find any links to anywhere. Have you got more stuff this good?

Interesting Britney/Aphex Twin mp3 too.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

re:

you can find domo pictures here : drew.corrupt.net/domo.html
the text on my page is a dutch translation of the mercury rev song 'the dark is rising'
actually, i don't like that mp3, it took 30 minutes to make it

(nonke_benny, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)

A lot of Aphex sounds like he just turned on the tape recorder and

pissed about for 30 minutes.
I pissed about for an hour or so and came up with something much worse www.flibz.com/m2/musicredirect.cfm?music=8

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)

Cheers for the domo too

That extereme close-up made me jump.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)

Now thats what i call music!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

I hope you

rot in hell for that.....

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

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rogan, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

Why, you crazy loon!

That's genius!

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

Pob,

you are indeed a bad man

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

i know

sorry if it offends anyone
this is b3ta afterall.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

even

my mum laughed.
so i wouldn't worry.

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

those of you going to the thing tonight-

have a good time, and take lots of photos!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

I intend

to feature in fewer photos than last time. That is my fervent wish... we shall see what happens.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

can you bring paper with our names

on, in spirit

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

oh, okay then.

Who wants me to put their names on a bit of paper to take to the bash? Here's the list so far:

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

I might have known

that little red cross would want a mention.

edit - joke now has no straight man. Put my name on that list immediately - I may need to use it in evidence...or something...I don't know
/ramble

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

I want on the

page please!

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

wahey you too fuzzy

it's a real life B3ta web ring sort of thing - yes? no? aardvaark?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Is this a real page

being amended and scanned as we type?
wow

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

Here y'are sir.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

sorry mine's so long...

but get me on that paper, dammt, you tomsky-kitteny-people!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

me me

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

I thought you

were coming along tonight?
Anyway I'm bored of this game now...

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

oh yeah

silly me

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

Thats very.... distinctive handwriting.

Almost as 'distinctive' as mine.

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

Oh yes.

Please do :)

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

yes but if they don't

I have an evil plan - we could just potatoshop them all in seemingly pub type surroundings doing uncompromising and embarrassing things - MWAHAHAHAHA

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

i'm not going

but here are some photos i took

i found this scrawled on the wall in a classroom at school - if you can't read it says "actually, i have testicular cancer"

and this is just extreme camerashake

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

WooHoo!

Bike now finally legal!. I've done 150miles on it today. I've crossed the pennines, but scared near Manchester, so came back and went to Leeds instead. There was a good accident near MeadowHell.
Anyways, this is pretty much how I feel now.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

there we go

much better

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

Harrumph

In my excitement, I forgot to make the file world readable. WorratwatamI

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

your mistake is forgiven

woo you!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

the futility of furtivity

(PornDungeon, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

is it just me

or is that knifey/sword thing just an extension of the bluequo's tie?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

he certainly does look sharp!

(PornDungeon, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

bored

and watching shit adverts

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

i'm having that

but i'm putting it to good use

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

aaaargh

pillaged!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

how do you like

your bread then ?

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)

oh that kid's scum

he actually wants to eat white plastic toaster bread

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

Here's

Today's Moose Loose Gallery

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

there's

a pub called Fat Boab's in Glasgow, is it yours?
I had a couple of pints in there and read the times, once.

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

I wish it was

or maybe not - I'd be dead by now. Must go there sometime to be photied outside it.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

indeed you should

i think it's yellow, if my memory serves me correctly.
next to the pyramid thing.

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

woo - just found a movie of Fat Boab's pub in Glasgow

featuring a woman with a tiger tattoo I must make plans to buy this place.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

buy it!

be the first b3ta pub landlord! give us free hummus with each pint!

you know you want to

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

if only I could feeeshy

I'm sure there was someone on here once who was a landlord though - Rob asked him for free drinks.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

couldn't view that file.
pooter didnt like it.
fascist machine.
i seem to remember it was a guiness pub. i might be wrong.
i think i had a couple of pints of strongbow.
arrr

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

what's everybody up to next friday?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

why?

do you have a cunning plan?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

cunning as a fox that has been dipped in cunning

i reckon we should have anothe meet, only this time in glasgae for the crew that didn't make it last time. what thinkst thou? all those in favour?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

I'm in Newcastle all day...

...so I'm having a pint or five with witchy in the evening and getting the last train back.

(EDIT - if you were out in Edinburgh I could cath you around midnight, seeing two lots of b3tans one night!)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

that would be cool

also it'd help me cos i'm supposed to be going to yorkshire on saturday!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

she does look rather mannish though

doesn't she?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

Art?

It's an art gallery, with no art. And that's art. But how can art not be art?
Clicky On Pic For Biggger.

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EvS, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)

and it's even got

a banister and people who look like refugees from 1993

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

i call this

specialised humour

clicky for bigger

EDIT: now with added fluffyness (and poor shadow)

(skagg, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

they

do get around a bit (but in a mondeo?)

woo for blackandwhite stylised artyness

but was that thing shot down by a village war memorial?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

from other pics ive seen

i think it was one of 3 early days nasa shuttle typoe things they tested in the desert

that one didnt get developed further methinks

(skagg, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

cos all the top secretness

was broken by the presence of aging rockers

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

Didn't get my newsletter this week...

...just checked it out.
That girl on Big Brother is terminally stupid. I'm surprised she hasn't keeled over and died of being a dullard.
This is the only opinion I will ever express on that exploitative shite, as I do not watch it.

*edit* only opinion apart from "This sucks!"

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)

watch it when

they split the house up... if jade goes on the hell side....

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

whatever side she's on

is hell.
watched a tiny bit last night - it was very boring.

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)

Yer know

in a way planet Earth is like the Big Brother house cept on a much larger scale.

(Tennis Venthom, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

wow. You're right.

is that comment your turner prize entry?

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

Yes...

tho it's not finished yet, I'm going to have it embossed on cow intestines :D

(Tennis Venthom, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

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