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# "I've got my eye on you..."
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# whoooooaaa!
scary.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# I love it
you guys are all great.

Please keep that pic on standby for whenever the board gets really slow or too texty and serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)
# hear hear
to that.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# mmmaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!!!!
</poopants>
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# Teehee!
Loads of blokes dressed in sperm costumes looking out of a condom nipple like it was a big orbular window!

Durex adverts are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Yay
Ive seen that one,
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# Monday night - midnight
Mary Anne Hobbs the breezeblock is on

NP: Flowered Up - Weekender
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# Radio 1 that is
Always a fantastic musical selection
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# cool
I'm on the case...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Weekender still on....
talk about an epic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# this is great,
my sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# woo
primal scream.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# Lonely Coo- Episode 20
Its shite cos its late and i dont have any ideas at the minute.


Clicky Coo Page
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# when he said "Tried to make friends, but still can't"
I expected the next bubble to say "Fucking Hummus!"
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# great to see you back
I'm looking forward to the results :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# I didnt get a picture
of me holding up the i bet they couldnt fucking hummus at ground zero, so sorry to whoever asked for that one. Got a few good arty shots though.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Evenin' b3tans.
Off to bed in a half hour or so but was remind of something...
"So I Married a Strange Person" - an animated film by Bill Plympton
(you may remember the two guys punching each others faces
in and the like on MTV a few years back during ad breaks - same
sort of stuff)
It is _incredibly_ b3tan and I recommend it to all.
especially after a wee smoke
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# mmmm. wee smoke. mmmmmmmmmmm
I'm looking forward to tomoro'
I won't be without then....
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# he rocks
didnt he do the niknak ads too?
many moons ago......
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# fucking clever bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# Matt Groening
considers him 'God'
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# they're both beyond my imagination
and Gods, in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)
# Ind
eed
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# .
I haven't been able to get a PAL copy or a DVD for the appropriate region of it. Tartan Video do distribute "The Tune" in the UK, another Plympton animation, but not quite so demented or enjoyable as "So I married...". The Tune does have the characters from the NikNaks advert in it though.
(dougal, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 1:04, archived)
# Oooh yes...
~"Would you love me if I followed a fad~
~dressed like a shad~
~and blew your dad..."~

Top-notch movie!
(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# If I had a thousand fingers
and they were all singers?
Fucking excellent!
Glad someone's seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# I bought the DVD
When I was out in America in 2000. It's been used to scare many people ever since!

Possibly the most insane sex scene in the history of cinema as well.
(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)
# :(
I've never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# Mr pizza - I
demand you do so immediately!
And it's true - it can be used to frighten visitors galore!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)
# Well
YOU live in Kent - come visit and I show you. I'm between you and London!
(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:42, archived)
# They were showing some of Plymptons stuff
on Paramount about a week ago (late night/early morning).
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# I'm sorry, but
this had to be done.
I'm just suprised it took this long before someone sank to this level...

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha
you've photoshopped a crappy cheap watch onto his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Er..
yeah, that's exactly what ii did...convincing init?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# (sorry to burst the bubble)
I think Tomsk, Breel, Nacho and DrP did the same on saturday night
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# pop
oh well, it was fun while it lasted....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# Bug
ger
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# no wonder he's knackered
looks like he's been thumbing through his jazz mags!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# more...


Now bed.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahha
I'd love a t-shirt with that on !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
OH! That's great! You'll have to do a timespazz link for Vulva er I mean Vulga tomorrow.
(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:55, archived)
# Ummmm
remember, the Vulga demons are watching you. And it's not a cheap crappy watch, it's a very cheap crappy watch, so I don't care if I completely nadger it or something. So there, that's you all told..

Vulva
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:54, archived)
# Aye Caramba!!!!
Thanks to all the B3tan voters, and I will honour my promise!

It was a close contest, and personally I thought the Noddy wall frieze would be a real contender. The results are under Week 2's challenge:

www.brilliantindustries.com/innovationfoundation
From: "wim van haas"
To:
Sent: Monday, June 10, 2002 16:44
Subject: Winner


> Congratulations Shane
>
> through public vote it has become apparent to us at the Innovation
> Foundation that you are last week's favorite.
>
> this means that:
>
> 1) You win a Brain Hat (and yes we need your address to send it to)
> 2) You will be invited to play in the final Innovation Foundation
> Smashdown!! where you'll pit your skills against other finalists.
>
> goodbuy
>
> Vim Van Haas
> Chief Innovations Officer
> Brilliant Industries
>
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# woo!
yay for you! (i voted for you!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# me too
apart from b3tan loyalty you had by far the best idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Cheers
I wish I had an idea of the number of votes cast, a % is good, but the numbers would have been of great interest (If the total vote was in thousands, I'd know it wasn't just B3tans who made the victory).

I'm shocked the loo seat came second, it didn't have the comedy value of the Noddy Frieze or, indeed, Hammerpants. After all, it is a fun thing.

Must admit, the grand challenge has my brain doing loops already, and I don't even know what it is yet. Perhaps it'll be turned into an ad (wishful thinking I know, but that would be soooo cool!)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# deserved
=D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# for rockyrobin, soz it's crap
SPONG!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)
# oo bloody 'ell
that'll be the last thing I see before I pass out tonight!

Scary stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# i tell you,
you do NOT wanna see that in person.
good job pp!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# I would.
Looks like someone just did actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# eeeeeuuuuw
noooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# actually....
Mini-Challenge... (if you like)
Photoshop this welsh bint, who thought rr was a gypo, just because he and 7 of his mates were crammed in a minivan..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)
# No photoshopping reqd.
Already has the silly sponged up cow look down.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
# I'm sorry
I thought that her expression had been enhanced by pp and underneath lay a babe screaming to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# no
NO no no
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# Half hearted
attempt before beddy-boos.



G'nite all.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Holy Shit...
There are Narns in Wales? And I thought Babylon 5 was Sci-fiction!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
# google search for 'kipper nuts'
firts result title, most amusing
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# 10k Truth Q&A - Are you nuts?
that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)
# i hope not
or the mushrooms he has eaten may not be from sainsburys.

(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# I'm calling a time spaz on this time spaz


Click it to spaz back and forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
# That's
very clever. Woo! Bed now I think...
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)
# I chortled...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)
# I guffawed
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# I noticed...
...the chap who keeps getting up in the back to the right, do you think he's tired?
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# He's usually much busier than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Flashback...
Why do i have a feeling i`m watching the start of the `tomorrow people`.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Because when you posted it was less than 3 minutes to tomorrow
and here we all are.

Hang on wasn;t there a song that went "Tomorrow People, where are they now? Tomorrow People how long will they last?" - It was a reggae type song i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# Yes there was.
What, you expect me to cite artist, release date, chart position? Yeah, like I know that!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] artistic criticism
The 'critical cannon' shows artistic criticism as both a creative and destructive activity. Ultimately the public must answer the question 'are conceptual artists talented, or just full of shit?'.

tomorrow: DaVinci's 'Mona Lisa'.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# he looks like he's really suffering for his art
art with a capital 'F' that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)
# it helps
if you add your own sound effects
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)
# it's good enough as it is!!
:)
FIRE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Bizarre mind
As I was watching that I thought what a idea it would be if you could aim with the mouse where the bloke would shoot to and then have different pictures for him to fire at with a score for the most bullseyes....not only that but you could have different ammunition like curry and sweetcorn...and i need a drink
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# I'm glad
that I've driven you to drink ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# Drink drink drink
When it comes to getting pissed as a newt it dont take much ...i only need to heard the word drink and thats it....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# Well its not goodbye
and its not goodnight, but i have work to do, and Ive been on b3ta since 9.30 this morning.Big up us!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# To celebrate weebl's sheer talent
The fonz wore his favourite earsocks
and a special thumb jumper!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)
# aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# goodnight everyone
i know it's early, but i have to get up for exams, and don't want to be stuck on b3ta all hours of the night, like last week - i have the whole summer for that

weebl - woo and yay and houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)
# night
m8
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)
# weebl
is
god



and im jesus, hairy, and powerless
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Weebl- Son of Wee Bull???
Who would have expected that!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# learn to be a ninja
http://sthlm.org/~oz/bilder/ninjalesson.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# Hmm
=censored=censored=censored=censored=censored=censored=
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
#
???
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# I`m just curious...
Did anyone else buy that elvis song that came out today or am I alone in being a sad b`stard who actually likes it ?....oh and i`m a lurker who has been coming here for ages and its only my lack of talent that stops me from actually adding some pics as this place sure is the dogs bollox...anyways hello all....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# No
but that's cause i've got it on mp3 already. If not then i'd have recorded it off the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# paying for
elvis!? Pwfwah! No No nO!
um... is it the elvis remix one Ive kind of heard somewhere? I think that must be the only elvis song Ive ever heard remixed... Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# A little less conversation?
Haven't been out today (bar Kebab and chocolate runs), but I woudn't have bought it anyway. A soundbite on TV is ok, but the whole song..... remember Babylon Zoo. You have been warned!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)
# dammit
you just reminded me, I got suckered with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Didn't we all, my friend,
Didn't we all!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# Snookered twice...
Darn i bought babylon zoo as well...what the hell happened to my musical taste...must be something about only having 6 months before being 30....christ i`ll be wearing slippers next....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Its the only elvis remix so far because. . . .
The copyright runs out on it at the end of this year (30 years) so theyre trying to make as much money as they can before they loose the opportunity.

I wouldnt be suprised if there isnt loads more out shortly.
(Mary_Poppins, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)

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