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# Found them with Google™ some days ago, but here we go again:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:26, archived)
# farkin weird
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:21, archived)
# that is extremely odd
i likes it
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:25, archived)
# bloody good though
if a bit trippy
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:26, archived)
# You barsteward
Wasn't you in Half Life?
If so your the reason I failed my GCSE's in '98
Now i'm condemed to another 2 years of futher education to catch up!

/edit I like the linky btw
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:26, archived)
# THAT
is a nice site - took ages to go through them all.. fun too
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)
# corks & lummy!
glad i'm on broadband!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)
# That's one of the coolest things...
...I've ever seen. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)
# I hate
this woman..

raar!
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)
# I hate this one....

Look at her bubbley personality falls to the earth on a nuclear bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)
# help me please! (i'm new)
anyone knows how I could pst an image from my computer to the board???????????????? experts required :)
(Teknad, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# U can't
You have to stick it on a website first, read the FAQ
(Quiksilver, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)
# all together now...



just you wait
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# go here m8

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

ADMINS would it be a good idea to have a linky to this on the messageboard?
I know its on when u post but most people miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# goto www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
upload your image and in your message tpe < a href="www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/image.jpg" >
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:35, archived)
# jeffs webcam?



perhaps
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# has he been back
?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# we wouldnt know even if he had been
everyones been using his name, and someones even registered as him
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)
# it would be fun
if he turned up now
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# the one and only..
Jeff.. the original post - this needs to be posterized

Ide like to point out he thinks were twats, not cunts - although they may be the same thing.. good old Jeff
yeah.. i know
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:05, archived)
# how much would it cost
to have that up on a billboard in central london for a month?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)
# THAT
would be damn good - whos got a few spare coins for that?
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)
# i'm thinking
it might take a lot of spare coins
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)
# THATs
ok - i heard the streets of London were paved with gold - lets pay for it with a few paving stones
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)
# ahhhh...
Jeff's nice isn't he!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# Bugger. I was nearly
right. Time for a new tshirt!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:15, archived)
# have a break, have a kitty kat.
Quick one for now, time to leave work!

(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)
# ooh i like that
i do!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:05, archived)
# THAT
is The Nice!
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)
# sk-sk-sk-sk
SKELETORRRRR!
(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# do you still
have that rather disturbing skeletor story thing on your site?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)
# That wasn't my site
(I wondered what you were on about for a minute). Hang on...I'll find the link. But it was nothing to do with me or this Snake Mountain. Freaked me out when I read it - and made me laugh quite a lot.
I think this is what you mean - here
(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)
# yep
that's the bunny. just assumed it was you, with the snake mountain business...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:45, archived)
# I think the people that did it are in Brighton as well.
I sent them an email, but never heard anything back.
(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:47, archived)
# if i was him/her, i dont think i'd want
to be known as the author of that, though... :\
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)
# what a splendid
second post
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)
# yes
it's true i only joined started posting today..
:) but it needed to be done!
(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)
# good for you
but prepare to lose touch with reality

it's just that i remember someone earlier noticing that the newbies (i've had a month and 880-odd posts: i'm not new anymore) are doing some class "hello i'm new" posts
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)
# First postage
this was the image in my first post not in any way relevant but fun none the less.

(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# very nice m8
i missed that one...
mustve taken a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)
# just
a bit..heh.
(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# that is a nice first post
relevance? what's that?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)
# some
kind of thing
(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# well fuck off then!
and take your undoubted talent with you!
no chance of frontpages with gits like you about....hmph

\angry off

Welcome m8, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)
# yay
...
(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# Good thinking Batman
I likes a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)
# very
funny, made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)
# yay!...but
why isn't the cat in x-ray?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)
# xray cat can see through wooden doors
the xrays of kittens wern't as funny :)
(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# They Might Not Get it in the UK
Break Me Off A Piece-a That Kit-Kat Bar...
(ccradio, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:03, archived)
# kit kats
are british m8
....invented by ebineezer kat at his uncle dudleys rendering plant in 1876
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)
# It's no wonder that this cat looks so scared....
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)
# yey for keiren!
woo


does this work?
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)
# pft
of corse i works :)
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)
# I have an Idea
but i need someone to find me a picture of one of those guys flaging down and airplane
(Quiksilver, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:51, archived)
# Why can't you
source it?
Google "US Navy aircraft carrier" may work.

just a guess
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:52, archived)
# What the fuck is she laughing at?
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)
# I presume your the dude
who was interested in Jazz Club? Read yer email!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:51, archived)
# thank you sir
!
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:01, archived)
# she's
laughing at Arson Cat
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:54, archived)
# Haha poor osama


thats what she is laughing at
(Quiksilver, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# why is it a
competition entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)
# maybe
he's having a piss back there...and doing his bit to fight the fire!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:35, archived)
# ratty
(Toaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# you dirty rat.
you crashed my shyshtem.

crashed my shyshtem, I shay.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)
# i miss my rats.
but they look nothing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:57, archived)
# seemed appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)
#



amazing.
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)
# yes it does seem
appropriate, sorta like that roger rabbit movie or whatever it was. very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)
# if i had a gold star to give you
you would now have my gold star
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:47, archived)
# gold stars
are like crack for 5 year olds.
i crave the gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:55, archived)
# and b3ta
is crack for the over-fives
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)
# That's
pure class that is.

(Pickled_Herring, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)
# Right.
I love you all but you are still fuckers.

The reason? We have been offering free tickets (guesties) to the Jazz Club in London tonight and no-one wants em.

Shame on yez.
If ye wanna go, get in touch soon! before 7 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Bit far for me
but your offer is appreciated nonetheless...

hmm nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)
# tis no good.
Pah! :)

But, send me an email @
greg AT livegigguide DOT com before say, 7:30 and I'll sort it oot for ya..

Cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# When I get myself a GOOD job
I will live in Londinium.
Then we will always party. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)
# Dude?
Do it now! Now!
We are missing party time NOW!!

hugs and kisses (but no man love), Hugo

p.s. Mmmm beer inna sun!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)
# that reminds me of a pub quiz machine question i got the other day
it was:

What is the official colour of taxi cabs in London:

Black
White
Yellow
London

The answer was London

What the fuck colour is London ????
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)
# A dirty grey/brown
with a whiff of all things cooked (non-vegetarian or british)

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:48, archived)
# Grey.
And grey.
But today, coz of the weather it was also full of babes (yes, little cute pigs!) in mini skirts!

Hummus I could not...
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:49, archived)
# After scooping yet more prize money...
Stephen spends it on a much needed upgrade.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)
# That's
a thing of beauty.
(sasquatch, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)
# one day, all cripples with have the freedom
that Pob depicts.
They shall live again.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:42, archived)
# i actually thought
wouldnt it be nice for him when i was making it, but then you should never get emmotionaly involved, unless its kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# In my head he is dancing
to Herbie Hancock's Rock It. He's doing a damn fine job.
(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# shit yes!
yet again my failings as an animator stifle this, but it would be superb....!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)
# Intelligent?
Is Hawkings really clever or has somebody just programmed his voice synthesizer to be brainy?
(chapper, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# a bit slow with postin' it, i know...
forgot to bring pie
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)
# www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
image upload thingy all finished and ready. All your files will be at www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/file.ext
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)
# wots dat den m8?
i must've missed something.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)
# you can upload your files there (pics music etc)
and then link em from the board. Save you webspace. Why? because im stupid enough to let you use mine
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)
# what a nice chap u are!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:01, archived)
# but what happens
when somebody gets frontpaged? How much spare bandwidth do you have?!
edit: very nice of you though, I ain't criticising
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)
# very generous of you
and quick, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:55, archived)
# oooh
just noticed the polar bear face in the address bar, woo
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)
# that's not just any old polar bear
that's the one and only furtive bear

and don't you forget it meladdo :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# mahahahaaaaa
'meladdo'
class.

er. that is all.
nothing to see here.
shut up pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)
# where?
I see no bear!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)
# What
bear?
(Pickled_Herring, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# Morning
I need inspiration! My mind fountin is drying up
(Quiksilver, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)
# Hamsters in the Mist?
You've been reamed? (NSFW)
Game for a Bath?

hehe, new ideas when I'm too smashed to control a mouse! hurrah!

this could be the new 'misheard lyrics', - 'misheard TV shows'!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:39, archived)

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